Haitian Divorce Chords by Steely Dan

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[G#m] Babs [F#m] and Clean Willie [C#m] were in love they said. _
So [G#] in love [B] the preacher's [C#m] face turned red.
[G#m] Soon [A] everybody [C#m] knew the thing was dead.
[F#m] He shouts, [A#m] she bites, [E] they wrangle through the night.
[F#m] Yeah, she [B] go crazy, [F#] got to [B] make a getaway.
[Em] Papa say, ah, [D] _ _ [Am] no [G] hesitation, [C] no tears and no heartbreak and [Em] no remorse.
Ah, _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ congratulations, [C] this is your Haitian [Em] divorce. _ _
[E] _ _ [G#m] _ _ She [F#m] takes the taxi [C#m] to the good hotel.
She's got my phone, _ [G#] my shades, as far as [C#m] she can tell.
[G#m] She [F#m] drinks the zombie [C#m] from the cold, full shell.
[F#m] She feels [D#] alright, [E] she get it [A] on tonight.
[F#m] Yeah, [B] Mr.
Driver, [A] take me [B] where the music play.
[Em] Papa say, ah, [D] _ _
[Am] no [G] hesitation, [C] no tears and no heartbreak and [Em] no remorse.
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[Am] _ [G] congratulations, _ [C] this is your Haitian [Em] divorce. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ In the greedy chat, [C] it's the Charlie with the lotion [G] and the giggy hat.
When she smiled, she [C] said it all.
[F] The [G] band was hot, so [F] they danced the [G] famous marango.
[A] Now we dial it back, [C] now we fade [E] to black.
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[C] congratulations, _ _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _
[C] this _ [A#] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _
[C] is your Haitian divorce. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G#m] _ [F#m] Cheerful reunion [C#m] in the USA. _
Day [G#] by day, [B] those memories [C#m] fade away.
[G#m] Some [F#m] babies grow in a [C#m] peculiar way.
It [A] change, it grows, [E] and [A] everybody knows.
[F#m] Yeah, [B] semi-mojo, [A] who's [B] this kinky so-and-so?
Papa go, ah, [D] _ _ [Am] no [G] hesitation, [C] no tears and no heartbreak and [Em] no remorse.
Ah, _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ congratulations, _
[C] this is your Haitian [Em] divorce. _ _
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[C] Oh, girl, I [A#] love you.
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