Chords for Hairspray - [The Legend of] Miss Baltimore Crabs Lyrics Video

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Front step, cha-cha-cha.
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, front step.
Back and turn.
[C] Oh my god, Penny, there's Link.
[C#] Link!
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition.
Front step, cha-cha-cha.
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, front step.
Back and turn.
[Fm] Oh, Amber, look at this motley crew.
[C#] Oh, this town [G#] sure has gone downhill since I was born.
[A#] Oh, Mother, not more ancient history.
[Fm] Oh [D] my god, how [E] times [Fm] have changed.
[G] These girls [G#m] must be blind or [G] [G#m] completely deranged.
[G] But times seemed to halt [A#] when I was Miss [D] Baltimore.
_ Amber, [G#m] that move is far too dirty.
[C#] Mother, wake up from [C] that dream of [Fm] yours.
This isn't 1930.
You can [D] laugh, but [G#] life's [Fm] a test.
Don't [G#m] do this, don't do that, remember?
Mother knows best.
Look at the [G] crowns and the vaults from when [C#m] I won Miss Baltimore.
[D] _ _ You've got [C#] some perfect ammunition.
Let me show you [A#] how your [D] mommy dear took out the competition.
[F] [E] Girls, go get them.
[B] Boys, let's [C] rumba.
[Fm] One, two, three, four, [C#] five, [F] six, seven.
[A#m] The poor runner-ups might still hold some [G]
[Cm] grudges.
They plowed at their cocks, [G#] but I'd skirt the judges.
Those broads thought they'd win [G#m] if a plate [C#] they worked spin [C] in that [G] die.
_ [C] Not a chance.
[C#m] Boys, put me [C#] down.
Oh, good morning, ladies.
Let's see [C] what you got.
[B] Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato [E] mambo.
Ready?
Begin.
On my show, [C] you'll never find a [C#] thrusting hip or [C] bumping bone.
Was [C#] that a dance for fleas and [G#] ticks?
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks.
Oh, [Fm] I hit the [D] stage, [G#] but [Fm] tongs are blessed.
[G#m] Well, Belty, Naida, and Bopperi, _ [A#m] you got triple somersaults.
[C#] Here's how [C#m] I clinched Miss Baltimore [G] [C#] crabs. _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [C#] _ [A] _ [F#m] _ [F#] _
[Bm] _ _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [C#] _ [C] Proceed.
Are [D] you scared we're on live?
No, [G#] I'm sure I [Fm] can call.
Well, [G] this show isn't broadcast in CinemaScope.
[A#m] I never drank [Am] one chocolate [G] malt.
No dessert [F#] for [C] Miss [D] Baltimore crabs.
_ _ [C#] This [Fm] one will never get a date in those [G#] hand-me-down [Fm] clothes.
[G#m] Kid, she'll never get a date with [G] that if I learn [C#] who knows.
I [A#m] would say, oink-a-boo, if I wasn't [C#m] Miss Baltimore [Fm] [Gm] crabs.
[C#] _ _ [C] _ _ [Fm] Do you dance like [C#] you dress?
Amber, [D] there's no need to be [Fm] cruel.
Would [C#m] you swim in [C#] an integrated pool?
[D] I sure would.
I'm all for integration.
[C#] It's the new frontier. _
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
First [F#m] impressions can [D] be tough.
When [D#] I saw you, [A] I knew it.
If [C#] your [F#m] size weren't [C#] enough, [C#m] your [D] last answer just blew it.
[Gm] And so, [E] my dear, so [F#] short [Gm] and stout, [A#m] you'll never be in, but we're [D#] kicking you out.
With your [Cm] form and your [G#] face, all of it isn't [D] your fault.
You're just down with [E] a case of Miss _ _ [D] Baltimore.
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Eh, you [A] may go.
Um, [Gm] thank you.
I [Cm] think he secretly liked you.
_ [G] _ [Dm] _
[D#] _ _ [D] May I please audition?
[G] _ Of course [D] not.
But you may bow [A#] and exalt.
[D] Cause I am Miss Baltimore [D#] _ [Fm] [D#] crabs.
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