Chords for häisd‘n‘däisd vomm mee / Wenn der Hund ned gschissn hätt / Brettl-Spitzen V

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[N] If I had not gone on, _ I would have stayed there.
I would have stayed [Ab] there, just to [Gb] _ _ _ [Db] sleep.
If you were not [Ab] there today, you would be somewhere else today. _ _ _
Then you [Fm] _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] would be somewhere else too, than my other people.
Then you would not have any pleasure.
[Db] If you have to poop, [Eb] then the whole [Ab] bus stops.
If you were not French, [N] _ we would be _ Bavarian.
If you were not [Eb] Bavarian, we would not be Christian.
[E] If you were not Catholic, _ you would be Protestant.
[Db] If you were vegan, [Eb] _ _ you would eat [Ab] fish.
If it was not so easy, [Ebm] _ _ then it would be [Db] difficult.
If you could ring the bell, [Ab] _ you would not need a cell phone anymore.
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[Gb] _ _ a cell [Db] phone, _ _ [Ab] you will not have a home. _ _ _ _ _
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