Chords for Guns and Roses - Liquor and Whores (live) in Phoenix, AZ 12-27-11 @ Comerica Theater

They ran a [B] show down here on DirecTV.
[E] This is our friend Bubbles from the Treader Park Boys.
And we're gonna [G#] sing a little song for you called,
[N] Licker and Whores.
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_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [G#] _
Ladies and gentlemen. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You're gonna need a microphone, aren't you?
[F#] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ [C#m] That means I'm gonna need a [Bm] microphone.
Hey, what's [N] going on there, Phoenix?
How's everybody doing?
_ _ [B] Very [G#m] excited, my bird's doing that right now.
[B] In my pants.
_ _ [G#m] That's the song about my two favorite things in the world?
[B] That's a song called Licker and Whores.
[E] _ 1, 2, 1, 2, [C#] 3, 4.
_ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ Whores, Licker, _ _ _
[G#m] Old man Oscar and the pony,
[F#] _ _ Well I was down,
drinking [G#m] at the beach,
I [B] met a girl,
she [C#] was nice,
she was [F#] pretty and freezy.
She said, boy,
_ we should do [G#m] some fanning,
I [B] said, sure, but before [A#m] we do,
there's something [F#] that you should know,
I like a good lady. _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#m] She said, old man Oscar and the pony,
Licker [F#] and,
Let's hear the f***ing song! _
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[B] _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
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[B] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [G#] _ _
[F#] One night,
we got out [G#m] at the beach,
and I met her,
she was walking,
I was [C#] drunk on gin and [F#] liquor,
Licker and,
I _
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[B] said, no, but [C#] _ [F#] before I say,
[D#] _
Licker and,
[F#] _ _ Licker and, _ _
[G#m] _ _ _ [F#] Licker and, Whores,
and I'm a Licker and Whore,
_ Licker and,
I [G#m] said, you can't go,
old man Oscar and the pony,
[F#] Licker and,
Let's hear it, Tony!
and I'm a Licker and,
Let's hear it, Phoenix!
Licker and Whores.
[G#m] Licker and,
Masterful,
Bologna,
Licker and,
I wanna hear [F#] it! _
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[G#m] Licker and,
Don't let Masterful and Bologna,
_ Licker [C#] and,
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
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_ _ [G#m] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [F#] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ Thank you for allowing [A#] us.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Paul!