Chords for Granny's in the cellar
Tempo:
79.025 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
Gm
Ab
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
He swallowed his head.
We're gonna try to get to the words posted too, below our video screen.
Just bear with us, we're gonna get everything lined up.
Yes, I think so.
Are we still live?
Okay, we're back.
Here's Reverend Jim.
Dear Reverend, Reverend.
I do love Jesus with all my heart for any of you mothers that are beginning to question that.
And I promise, none of these songs, they may be gross, but none of them are disrespectful to Jesus.
So this one's called, Granny's at the Cellar.
It may be disrespectful to your grandma, but this is how this song goes.
There's a point in this that you need the boys and the girls, depending on your issue, and the other men, to help you with this song.
And I'll start through, when we get to that point, I'll explain what we [Ab] need.
This is [C] Granny's, [Gm] Joe's Cellar.
Josh is [A] our cameraman, I [Gm] don't want to make you cry.
Yeah, just like you told him.
[Db] Let's have that noise go on back there.
While we're laughing, [N] Josh, our youth pastor, is making an awful noise.
[G] Hello.
Yes, we aim for, [N] at this point, we're striving for low, low mediocrity.
Because there's always room to move up.
And [G] people's expectations, if we were doing an excellent job on this the first time through, people would have high expectations.
And I've [Cm] learned after 32 years of pastoral ministry, that it's much easier when people [N] have lower expectations of you.
So, just so your expectations aren't so high.
Our next song is Granny's in the Cellar.
And we're [C] going to have to explain this a little bit.
We'll start it.
Goes my Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That's dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up.
This is where we need the help, right here.
Back in this room here, girl.
Ready, country?
As she whistles wild up.
Runs [C] down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] As she whistles wild up.
Runs down [C] her nose.
Oh, I'm singing here.
My Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up.
Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her [G]
nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
As she whistles wild up.
[C] Runs down her nose.
Down without [G] implementation.
Granny's [N] in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, can't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross old girly stove.
[D] In [Eb] her eyes there is some matter.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps [C] dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild [N] up.
Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her nose.
Down her [G] nose.
As she whistles wild up.
Runs down her [F] nose.
[C] [G]
We're gonna try to get to the words posted too, below our video screen.
Just bear with us, we're gonna get everything lined up.
Yes, I think so.
Are we still live?
Okay, we're back.
Here's Reverend Jim.
Dear Reverend, Reverend.
I do love Jesus with all my heart for any of you mothers that are beginning to question that.
And I promise, none of these songs, they may be gross, but none of them are disrespectful to Jesus.
So this one's called, Granny's at the Cellar.
It may be disrespectful to your grandma, but this is how this song goes.
There's a point in this that you need the boys and the girls, depending on your issue, and the other men, to help you with this song.
And I'll start through, when we get to that point, I'll explain what we [Ab] need.
This is [C] Granny's, [Gm] Joe's Cellar.
Josh is [A] our cameraman, I [Gm] don't want to make you cry.
Yeah, just like you told him.
[Db] Let's have that noise go on back there.
While we're laughing, [N] Josh, our youth pastor, is making an awful noise.
[G] Hello.
Yes, we aim for, [N] at this point, we're striving for low, low mediocrity.
Because there's always room to move up.
And [G] people's expectations, if we were doing an excellent job on this the first time through, people would have high expectations.
And I've [Cm] learned after 32 years of pastoral ministry, that it's much easier when people [N] have lower expectations of you.
So, just so your expectations aren't so high.
Our next song is Granny's in the Cellar.
And we're [C] going to have to explain this a little bit.
We'll start it.
Goes my Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That's dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up.
This is where we need the help, right here.
Back in this room here, girl.
Ready, country?
As she whistles wild up.
Runs [C] down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] As she whistles wild up.
Runs down [C] her nose.
Oh, I'm singing here.
My Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up.
Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her [G]
nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
As she whistles wild up.
[C] Runs down her nose.
Down without [G] implementation.
Granny's [N] in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, can't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross old girly stove.
[D] In [Eb] her eyes there is some matter.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps [C] dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild [N] up.
Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her nose.
Down her [G] nose.
As she whistles wild up.
Runs down her [F] nose.
[C] [G]
Key:
C
G
Gm
Ab
A
C
G
Gm
He swallowed his head.
_ _ We're gonna try to get to the words posted too, below our video screen.
Just bear with us, we're gonna get everything lined up. _ _ _
Yes, I think so.
Are we still live?
_ _ Okay, we're back.
Here's Reverend Jim.
Dear Reverend, Reverend.
_ I do love Jesus with all my heart for any of you mothers that are beginning to question that.
And I promise, none of these songs, they may be gross, but none of them are disrespectful to Jesus.
So this one's called, Granny's at the Cellar.
It may be disrespectful to your grandma, but this is how this song goes.
There's a point in this that you need the boys and the girls, depending on your issue, and the other men, to help you with this song.
And I'll start through, when we get to that point, I'll explain what we [Ab] need.
This is [C] Granny's, [Gm] Joe's Cellar.
Josh is [A] our cameraman, I [Gm] don't want to make you cry.
Yeah, just like you told him.
[Db] Let's have that noise go on back there.
While we're laughing, [N] Josh, our youth pastor, is making an awful noise.
[G] Hello.
Yes, we aim for, [N] at this point, we're striving for low, low mediocrity.
Because there's always room to move up.
And [G] people's expectations, if we were doing an excellent job on this the first time through, people would have high expectations.
And I've [Cm] learned after 32 years of pastoral ministry, that it's much easier when people [N] have lower expectations of you.
So, just so your expectations aren't so high.
Our next song is Granny's in the Cellar.
And we're [C] going to have to explain this a little bit.
We'll start it.
Goes my Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That's dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up.
This is where we need the help, right here.
Back in this room here, girl.
Ready, country?
As she whistles wild up. _
_ _ Runs [C] down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] As she whistles wild up.
_ _ Runs down [C] her nose.
Oh, I'm singing here.
My Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up. _ _
_ Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her [G]
nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
As she whistles wild up.
[C] Runs down her nose.
Down without [G] implementation.
Granny's [N] in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, can't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross old girly stove.
[D] In [Eb] her eyes there is some matter.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps [C] dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild [N] up. _ _ _
Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her nose.
Down her [G] nose.
As she whistles wild up.
Runs down her [F] nose.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ We're gonna try to get to the words posted too, below our video screen.
Just bear with us, we're gonna get everything lined up. _ _ _
Yes, I think so.
Are we still live?
_ _ Okay, we're back.
Here's Reverend Jim.
Dear Reverend, Reverend.
_ I do love Jesus with all my heart for any of you mothers that are beginning to question that.
And I promise, none of these songs, they may be gross, but none of them are disrespectful to Jesus.
So this one's called, Granny's at the Cellar.
It may be disrespectful to your grandma, but this is how this song goes.
There's a point in this that you need the boys and the girls, depending on your issue, and the other men, to help you with this song.
And I'll start through, when we get to that point, I'll explain what we [Ab] need.
This is [C] Granny's, [Gm] Joe's Cellar.
Josh is [A] our cameraman, I [Gm] don't want to make you cry.
Yeah, just like you told him.
[Db] Let's have that noise go on back there.
While we're laughing, [N] Josh, our youth pastor, is making an awful noise.
[G] Hello.
Yes, we aim for, [N] at this point, we're striving for low, low mediocrity.
Because there's always room to move up.
And [G] people's expectations, if we were doing an excellent job on this the first time through, people would have high expectations.
And I've [Cm] learned after 32 years of pastoral ministry, that it's much easier when people [N] have lower expectations of you.
So, just so your expectations aren't so high.
Our next song is Granny's in the Cellar.
And we're [C] going to have to explain this a little bit.
We'll start it.
Goes my Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That's dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up.
This is where we need the help, right here.
Back in this room here, girl.
Ready, country?
As she whistles wild up. _
_ _ Runs [C] down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] As she whistles wild up.
_ _ Runs down [C] her nose.
Oh, I'm singing here.
My Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, ain't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross [G] old girly stove.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild up. _ _
_ Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her [G]
nose.
[C] Down her nose.
[G] Down her nose.
As she whistles wild up.
[C] Runs down her nose.
Down without [G] implementation.
Granny's [N] in the cellar.
Oh Lordy, can't you smell her?
Baking biscuits on that gross old girly stove.
[D] In [Eb] her eyes there is some matter.
In her eyes there is some matter.
That keeps [C] dripping in the batter.
As she whistles wild [N] up. _ _ _
Runs [C] down her nose.
Down her nose.
Down her [G] nose.
As she whistles wild up.
Runs down her [F] nose.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _