Chords for Grandpa Got Run over by a Beer Truck

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[F] Grandpa got run over by a beer truck.
Beer truck!
Coming out of Woody's [Bb] Christmas Day.
Day!
Grandma got a job out at the brewery.
[C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that way. _
[Dm] Grandpa was out drinking with [F] the floozies.
Fee!
[Dm] Spending all of Grandma's [F] hard-earned dough.
Rah-ha!
[Bb] He didn't have enough to pay [F] the bar tab.
Ha-ha!
[C] So Woody tossed him out into [F] the snow.
Ah!
[Dm] _
Grandpa stood there frozen in [F] the headlights.
[Dm]
He looked just as helpless as [F] a deer.
I [Bb] don't think he was afraid of dying.
I [C] think he was afraid it'd spill his beer.
[F] Ah!
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck. _
Coming out of Woody's [Bb] Christmas Day. _ _
Grandma got a [F] job out at the brewery.
[C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that way. _
[Dm] Who'd have thought he'd end up [F] as a roadkill?
[Dm] She flattened him right on the [F] center line.
He [Bb] could have made it to the curb if [F] he were quicker.
But [C] she backed it up and squashed him [F] one more time.
[Dm] _
Grandma cried and cried at [F] Grandpa's funeral. _
[Dm] Not because we peeled him off [F] the road. _
[Bb] All the loot she got from [F] his insurance _
[C] went to pay the bar tab that [F] he owed. _ _
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck. _ _
Coming out of Woody's [Bb] Christmas Day. _ _
Grandma got a job out [F] at the brewery.
[C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that way. _
[C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that way. _ _
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