Chords for Got No Beard, from Cures What Ails Ya by The Longest Johns
Tempo:
117.35 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Bb
Ab
G
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I once met a man who said he was a fan, he wanted to sing in my shanty band, but the bottom of his face looked weird.
So weird!
There was skin on his chin that I loathed and feared, from his crown to his ear, he was most sincere, but you can't sing shanties if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties [Ab] if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [N] got no beard.
I once met a girl who'd heard C-Song, she came to the show and she sang along, but her timing with the shout was slow.
So slow!
She was graced with a face like the morning glow, but a hollow as a blow from the very front row said you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing [G] shanties if you can't shout [Ab] ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a guy on a weird machine, had wheels and a bell, no mask to be seen, he was shouting from a pad of notes.
Oh, notes!
And the wheels got caught on his overcoat and he fell from the pier, clawing at his throat, so you can't sing shanties if you don't own a boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you don't own a [Ebm] boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you [Eb] don't own a boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor, he'd had ten beers, but I've had ten more, and [N] his biggie little face was pink.
So pink!
He tried to shout the words, but all out of sync, with a voice so bad it'll make you think that you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you [E] can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Eb] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a sailor all big and broad, with an eyepatch parrot and a long curved sword, had a chest like [G] a powder keg.
Big chest!
But he had both shoes and they smelled like eggs, I expected it would look better with a word and peg, cause you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got two legs, you got two [Ab] legs, you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got [Eb] two legs, you got [Bb] two legs, you can't sing shanties if [E] you've got two legs, and you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Ab] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
Well, Anna's got no beard, and Davey has a bike, Robbie's father-in-law has boats, but won't sing on the mic, and Jadie can't shout ho, because his wife takes much offense,
and Andy's got two [G] beautiful [N] hairy [Gm] legs.
But, there's no reason good enough not to join us, so sing [F]
along [Bb] with the very last [D] chorus.
[Db] Two, three, five!
Got [Eb] no beard, you got no [Bb] beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [Eb] got no [Gb] beard.
[Ebm]
[N] And [Em] you got two legs, and you [E] can't hold your drink, and you don't own a [N] boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
So weird!
There was skin on his chin that I loathed and feared, from his crown to his ear, he was most sincere, but you can't sing shanties if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties [Ab] if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [N] got no beard.
I once met a girl who'd heard C-Song, she came to the show and she sang along, but her timing with the shout was slow.
So slow!
She was graced with a face like the morning glow, but a hollow as a blow from the very front row said you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing [G] shanties if you can't shout [Ab] ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a guy on a weird machine, had wheels and a bell, no mask to be seen, he was shouting from a pad of notes.
Oh, notes!
And the wheels got caught on his overcoat and he fell from the pier, clawing at his throat, so you can't sing shanties if you don't own a boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you don't own a [Ebm] boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you [Eb] don't own a boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor, he'd had ten beers, but I've had ten more, and [N] his biggie little face was pink.
So pink!
He tried to shout the words, but all out of sync, with a voice so bad it'll make you think that you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you [E] can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Eb] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a sailor all big and broad, with an eyepatch parrot and a long curved sword, had a chest like [G] a powder keg.
Big chest!
But he had both shoes and they smelled like eggs, I expected it would look better with a word and peg, cause you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got two legs, you got two [Ab] legs, you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got [Eb] two legs, you got [Bb] two legs, you can't sing shanties if [E] you've got two legs, and you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Ab] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
Well, Anna's got no beard, and Davey has a bike, Robbie's father-in-law has boats, but won't sing on the mic, and Jadie can't shout ho, because his wife takes much offense,
and Andy's got two [G] beautiful [N] hairy [Gm] legs.
But, there's no reason good enough not to join us, so sing [F]
along [Bb] with the very last [D] chorus.
[Db] Two, three, five!
Got [Eb] no beard, you got no [Bb] beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [Eb] got no [Gb] beard.
[Ebm]
[N] And [Em] you got two legs, and you [E] can't hold your drink, and you don't own a [N] boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
Key:
Eb
Bb
Ab
G
E
Eb
Bb
Ab
_ _ _ I once met a man who said he was a fan, he wanted to sing in my shanty band, but the bottom of his face looked weird.
So weird!
There was skin on his chin that I loathed and feared, from his crown to his ear, he was most sincere, but you can't sing shanties if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties [Ab] if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [N] got no beard.
I once met a girl who'd heard C-Song, she came to the show and she sang along, but her timing with the shout was slow.
So slow!
She was graced with a face like the morning glow, but a hollow as a blow from the very front row said you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing [G] shanties if you can't shout [Ab] ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a guy on a weird machine, had wheels and a bell, no mask to be seen, he was shouting from a pad of notes.
Oh, notes!
And the wheels got caught on his overcoat and he fell from the pier, clawing at his throat, so you can't sing shanties if you don't own a boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you don't own a [Ebm] boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you [Eb] don't own a boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor, he'd had ten beers, but I've had ten more, and [N] his biggie little face was pink.
So pink!
He tried to shout the words, but all out of sync, with a voice so bad it'll make you think that you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you [E] can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Eb] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a sailor all big and broad, with an eyepatch parrot and a long curved sword, had a chest like [G] a powder keg.
Big chest!
But he had both shoes and they smelled like eggs, I expected it would look better with a word and peg, cause you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got two legs, you got two [Ab] legs, you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got [Eb] two legs, you got [Bb] two legs, you can't sing shanties if [E] you've got two legs, and you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Ab] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
_ Well, Anna's got no beard, and Davey has a bike, Robbie's father-in-law has boats, but won't sing on the mic, and Jadie can't shout ho, because his wife takes much offense,
and Andy's got two [G] beautiful [N] hairy _ _ [Gm] legs.
But, there's no reason good enough not to join us, so sing [F]
along [Bb] with the very last _ [D] chorus.
_ _ _ [Db] Two, three, five!
Got [Eb] no beard, you got no [Bb] beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [Eb] got no [Gb] beard.
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ And _ _ _ _ _ [Em] you got two legs, and you [E] can't hold your drink, and you don't own a [N] boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
So weird!
There was skin on his chin that I loathed and feared, from his crown to his ear, he was most sincere, but you can't sing shanties if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties [Ab] if you've got no beard.
Got [Eb] no beard, you got [Bb] no beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [N] got no beard.
I once met a girl who'd heard C-Song, she came to the show and she sang along, but her timing with the shout was slow.
So slow!
She was graced with a face like the morning glow, but a hollow as a blow from the very front row said you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing [G] shanties if you can't shout [Ab] ho.
Can't shout ho, you can't shout ho, you can't sing shanties if you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a guy on a weird machine, had wheels and a bell, no mask to be seen, he was shouting from a pad of notes.
Oh, notes!
And the wheels got caught on his overcoat and he fell from the pier, clawing at his throat, so you can't sing shanties if you don't own a boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you don't own a [Ebm] boat.
Don't own a boat, you don't own a boat, you can't sing shanties if you [Eb] don't own a boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor, he'd had ten beers, but I've had ten more, and [N] his biggie little face was pink.
So pink!
He tried to shout the words, but all out of sync, with a voice so bad it'll make you think that you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink.
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold your drink, you [E] can't sing shanties if you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Eb] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
I once met a sailor all big and broad, with an eyepatch parrot and a long curved sword, had a chest like [G] a powder keg.
Big chest!
But he had both shoes and they smelled like eggs, I expected it would look better with a word and peg, cause you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got two legs, you got two [Ab] legs, you can't sing shanties if you've got two legs.
Got [Eb] two legs, you got [Bb] two legs, you can't sing shanties if [E] you've got two legs, and you can't hold your drink, and you don't own a boat, and you [Ab] can't shout ho, and you got no beard.
_ Well, Anna's got no beard, and Davey has a bike, Robbie's father-in-law has boats, but won't sing on the mic, and Jadie can't shout ho, because his wife takes much offense,
and Andy's got two [G] beautiful [N] hairy _ _ [Gm] legs.
But, there's no reason good enough not to join us, so sing [F]
along [Bb] with the very last _ [D] chorus.
_ _ _ [Db] Two, three, five!
Got [Eb] no beard, you got no [Bb] beard, you can't sing shanties if you've [Eb] got no [Gb] beard.
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_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ And _ _ _ _ _ [Em] you got two legs, and you [E] can't hold your drink, and you don't own a [N] boat, and you can't shout ho, and you got no beard. _ _ _ _ _
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