Chords for Goldcoast Singers - Plastic Jesus.mp4
Tempo:
84.875 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
A
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This really has to be the last one because this is a song that we don't have anything to follow
Because the real gasser
[G] This song is [Em] based on an incident [E] a recent incident
[D] Maybe you've had the [G] same experience
[Bm] driving along a very busy street
[E] in the afternoon traffic
[C] with honking and [F#] screaming [G] and scraping offenders and sweating and swearing and [C] dust and noise and heat
[G] And [C] you're just glued to the wheel and [G] it's horrible and the honking [C] and somebody's bumping into your [G] bumper
[C] And then you look
[G] the car next to you
[C] And the guy that's driving along [D] next to you is all cool and calm [G] and he has an expression [D] of Buddha like serenity
[G] Blasted all over [C] his face
[G] And you wonder why he [C] is so serene [G] and then [C] possibly you look to his [G] dashboard and there you see
[C] Glowing in the [G] afternoon sunlight about a four inch high
[D] plastic icon
[G] [C] That [G] is barely supplying the [C] serenity to him
Maybe this is how he [G] heard about it [C] and
Achieved this kind [G] of Satori
[G]
[D] [G] click
[E] Good morning friends.
This is [G] the hour of reckoning
Hello friends and neighbors
How [D] do you do [G] we're here to pick and sing [C] and we hope we bring some happiness
[G] To you.
Hello you friends and [E] neighbors.
Here.
We are from Del Rio, [D] Texas every morning at [G] 530 a.m. Brought to [A] you by [D] by [A] the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas every morning at 530 a.m morning [B] Friends now [Em] we have work [A] for you from our [D] sponsor the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas I don't care if it rains [G] or freezes long. I've got my plastic [D] Jesus glued to the [A] dashboard of my car [D] You can buy him [G] phosphorescent glows in the dark. He's pink [E] and pleasant taking with you when you're traveling far Hello, you friends. Yes, you too can own one for only a dollar ninety-eight cents. No [D] COTs, please Del Rio, Texas [G] Hello and friends if you send in [D] this week two dollars ninety-eight cents, you'll get in addition to your black pink and pleasant plastic icon You'll get a genuine stimulated pink plastic baby Jesus television light for your [Bm] television set with a halo that glows and rotates [G] easing eye strain [Em] and bringing in better reception [A] and friends [D] No COTs, please and friends if you do [C] send in for this this week Without [D] fail and put in 50 cents extra for stamps How are you friends will receive every day next week a different a different member of a holy family With a halo that glows and rotates a television light antenna Imagine friends the envy of [C] your neighbors and they come in to watch Mitch Miller at your [D] house when they see the entire holy family sitting on top of your television set With their halos glowing and rotating Easing eye strain and bringing in better reception friends and neighbors hallelujah. What better place for a family altar from the top of your television set [A] [C] [D]
You can buy sweet Madonna [G] testing rhinestone sitting [A] on a pedestal of Babylonian shell Going 90. I'm not [G] wary cuz I've got my Virgin Mary [A] guaranteeing. I won't go to hell [D] all together now I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes long as I've got my plastic Jesus [A] glue to the dashboard of my click [N]
Because the real gasser
[G] This song is [Em] based on an incident [E] a recent incident
[D] Maybe you've had the [G] same experience
[Bm] driving along a very busy street
[E] in the afternoon traffic
[C] with honking and [F#] screaming [G] and scraping offenders and sweating and swearing and [C] dust and noise and heat
[G] And [C] you're just glued to the wheel and [G] it's horrible and the honking [C] and somebody's bumping into your [G] bumper
[C] And then you look
[G] the car next to you
[C] And the guy that's driving along [D] next to you is all cool and calm [G] and he has an expression [D] of Buddha like serenity
[G] Blasted all over [C] his face
[G] And you wonder why he [C] is so serene [G] and then [C] possibly you look to his [G] dashboard and there you see
[C] Glowing in the [G] afternoon sunlight about a four inch high
[D] plastic icon
[G] [C] That [G] is barely supplying the [C] serenity to him
Maybe this is how he [G] heard about it [C] and
Achieved this kind [G] of Satori
[G]
[D] [G] click
[E] Good morning friends.
This is [G] the hour of reckoning
Hello friends and neighbors
How [D] do you do [G] we're here to pick and sing [C] and we hope we bring some happiness
[G] To you.
Hello you friends and [E] neighbors.
Here.
We are from Del Rio, [D] Texas every morning at [G] 530 a.m. Brought to [A] you by [D] by [A] the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas every morning at 530 a.m morning [B] Friends now [Em] we have work [A] for you from our [D] sponsor the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas I don't care if it rains [G] or freezes long. I've got my plastic [D] Jesus glued to the [A] dashboard of my car [D] You can buy him [G] phosphorescent glows in the dark. He's pink [E] and pleasant taking with you when you're traveling far Hello, you friends. Yes, you too can own one for only a dollar ninety-eight cents. No [D] COTs, please Del Rio, Texas [G] Hello and friends if you send in [D] this week two dollars ninety-eight cents, you'll get in addition to your black pink and pleasant plastic icon You'll get a genuine stimulated pink plastic baby Jesus television light for your [Bm] television set with a halo that glows and rotates [G] easing eye strain [Em] and bringing in better reception [A] and friends [D] No COTs, please and friends if you do [C] send in for this this week Without [D] fail and put in 50 cents extra for stamps How are you friends will receive every day next week a different a different member of a holy family With a halo that glows and rotates a television light antenna Imagine friends the envy of [C] your neighbors and they come in to watch Mitch Miller at your [D] house when they see the entire holy family sitting on top of your television set With their halos glowing and rotating Easing eye strain and bringing in better reception friends and neighbors hallelujah. What better place for a family altar from the top of your television set [A] [C] [D]
You can buy sweet Madonna [G] testing rhinestone sitting [A] on a pedestal of Babylonian shell Going 90. I'm not [G] wary cuz I've got my Virgin Mary [A] guaranteeing. I won't go to hell [D] all together now I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes long as I've got my plastic Jesus [A] glue to the dashboard of my click [N]
Key:
G
D
C
A
E
G
D
C
This really has to be the last one _ because this is a song that we don't have anything to follow
_ _ Because the real gasser
_ _ _ [G] This song is [Em] based on an incident [E] a recent incident
[D] Maybe you've had the [G] same experience
[Bm] driving along a very busy street
[E] in the afternoon traffic
[C] with honking and [F#] screaming [G] and scraping offenders and sweating and swearing and [C] dust and noise and heat
[G] And [C] you're just glued to the wheel and [G] it's horrible and the honking [C] and somebody's bumping into your [G] bumper
[C] And then you look
[G] the car next to you
[C] And the guy that's driving along [D] next to you is all cool and calm [G] and he has an expression [D] of Buddha like serenity
[G] Blasted all over [C] his face
_ [G] And you wonder why he [C] is so serene [G] and then [C] possibly you look to his [G] dashboard and there you see
[C] Glowing in the [G] afternoon sunlight about a four inch high
[D] plastic icon
[G] _ _ [C] _ That [G] is barely supplying the [C] serenity to him
_ _ Maybe this is how he [G] heard about it [C] and
Achieved this kind [G] of Satori
[G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] click
[E] Good morning friends.
This is [G] the hour of reckoning _ _ _
Hello friends and neighbors
_ How [D] do you do [G] we're here to pick and sing [C] and we hope we bring some happiness
[G] To you.
Hello you friends and [E] neighbors.
Here.
We are from Del Rio, [D] Texas every morning at [G] 530 a.m. Brought to [A] you by [D] by [A] the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas every morning at 530 a.m morning _ [B] Friends now [Em] we have work [A] for you from our [D] sponsor the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas _ _ I don't care if it rains [G] or freezes long. I've got my plastic [D] Jesus glued to the [A] dashboard of my car _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] You can buy him [G] phosphorescent glows in the dark. He's pink [E] and pleasant taking with you when you're traveling far Hello, you friends. Yes, you too can own one for only a dollar ninety-eight cents. No [D] COTs, please Del Rio, Texas [G] Hello and friends if you send in [D] this week two dollars ninety-eight cents, you'll get in addition to your black pink and pleasant plastic icon You'll get a genuine stimulated pink plastic baby Jesus television light for your [Bm] television set with a halo that glows and rotates [G] easing eye strain [Em] and bringing in better reception [A] and friends [D] No COTs, please and friends if you do [C] send in for this this week Without [D] fail and put in 50 cents extra for stamps How are you friends will receive every day next week a different a different member of a holy family With a halo that glows and rotates a television light antenna Imagine friends the envy of [C] your neighbors and they come in to watch Mitch Miller at your [D] house when they see the entire holy family sitting on top of your television set With their halos glowing and rotating Easing eye strain and bringing in better reception friends and neighbors hallelujah. What better place for a family altar from the top of your television set _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ You can buy sweet Madonna [G] testing rhinestone sitting [A] on a pedestal of Babylonian shell Going 90. I'm not [G] wary cuz I've got my Virgin Mary [A] guaranteeing. I won't go to hell [D] all together now I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes long as I've got my plastic Jesus [A] glue to the dashboard of my click [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Because the real gasser
_ _ _ [G] This song is [Em] based on an incident [E] a recent incident
[D] Maybe you've had the [G] same experience
[Bm] driving along a very busy street
[E] in the afternoon traffic
[C] with honking and [F#] screaming [G] and scraping offenders and sweating and swearing and [C] dust and noise and heat
[G] And [C] you're just glued to the wheel and [G] it's horrible and the honking [C] and somebody's bumping into your [G] bumper
[C] And then you look
[G] the car next to you
[C] And the guy that's driving along [D] next to you is all cool and calm [G] and he has an expression [D] of Buddha like serenity
[G] Blasted all over [C] his face
_ [G] And you wonder why he [C] is so serene [G] and then [C] possibly you look to his [G] dashboard and there you see
[C] Glowing in the [G] afternoon sunlight about a four inch high
[D] plastic icon
[G] _ _ [C] _ That [G] is barely supplying the [C] serenity to him
_ _ Maybe this is how he [G] heard about it [C] and
Achieved this kind [G] of Satori
[G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] click
[E] Good morning friends.
This is [G] the hour of reckoning _ _ _
Hello friends and neighbors
_ How [D] do you do [G] we're here to pick and sing [C] and we hope we bring some happiness
[G] To you.
Hello you friends and [E] neighbors.
Here.
We are from Del Rio, [D] Texas every morning at [G] 530 a.m. Brought to [A] you by [D] by [A] the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas every morning at 530 a.m morning _ [B] Friends now [Em] we have work [A] for you from our [D] sponsor the pink and pleasant plastic icon company of Del Rio, Texas _ _ I don't care if it rains [G] or freezes long. I've got my plastic [D] Jesus glued to the [A] dashboard of my car _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] You can buy him [G] phosphorescent glows in the dark. He's pink [E] and pleasant taking with you when you're traveling far Hello, you friends. Yes, you too can own one for only a dollar ninety-eight cents. No [D] COTs, please Del Rio, Texas [G] Hello and friends if you send in [D] this week two dollars ninety-eight cents, you'll get in addition to your black pink and pleasant plastic icon You'll get a genuine stimulated pink plastic baby Jesus television light for your [Bm] television set with a halo that glows and rotates [G] easing eye strain [Em] and bringing in better reception [A] and friends [D] No COTs, please and friends if you do [C] send in for this this week Without [D] fail and put in 50 cents extra for stamps How are you friends will receive every day next week a different a different member of a holy family With a halo that glows and rotates a television light antenna Imagine friends the envy of [C] your neighbors and they come in to watch Mitch Miller at your [D] house when they see the entire holy family sitting on top of your television set With their halos glowing and rotating Easing eye strain and bringing in better reception friends and neighbors hallelujah. What better place for a family altar from the top of your television set _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ You can buy sweet Madonna [G] testing rhinestone sitting [A] on a pedestal of Babylonian shell Going 90. I'm not [G] wary cuz I've got my Virgin Mary [A] guaranteeing. I won't go to hell [D] all together now I don't care if it rains or [G] freezes long as I've got my plastic Jesus [A] glue to the dashboard of my click [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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