Chords for Gitarkameratene- Halvdan Sivertsen- Kom til transplantasjen

_ _ _ _ And some have such a fine face, but all shapes have their own charm.
This is a quote from Jan Egum, who has comforted me so many times.
Of course, this is a great pressure on us, _ to keep us young and perfect and beautiful.
It's incredible what you can achieve if you're not satisfied with your appearance.
There are several of us here. _ _ _ _ _
It's incredible.
There are so many clinics, so-called transplants, as I called it before.
You can go in there and get your hair done in the most shabby, short or thin way.
_ _ If you have a scavank, get rid of the scavank and buy a new one.
A great offer.
Our Lord Himself gives up.
_ There He stands ready with a whole army.
A chemical industry, a surgical industry, a cosmetic industry.
They're all out there.
They can do anything with you.
There's an answer on the way.
_ _ Fat sucking is very good, for example.
Then we suck your fat tonight.
We suck it for joy.
_ _ It's standing and dissing itself.
_ _ _ You understand what I mean.
It's very_
Now you're going to be sucked, Johanne.
_ _ I can't stand it.
_ _ _ You see, Nilsen would like to send out _ _ _ _ a strong warning.
He's a smart leader.
Look at Nilsen.
He's so fat sucking, poor thing.
You can't recognize him.
_ _ The scum he's standing there. _
This is a big problem.
Anyway, as an old protest song, I've written a _ dismal protest song.
A protest song, you could say.
_ _ It's _ _ called_
_ Just come and you'll get legs.
You who have such ugly legs.
I haven't really come to the transplant.
I have to say, before we play this, because of the TV, we have to do a little review.
When we have played this song, the first show is over.
There will be two shows.
Then we'll get drunk and the animals are awful, and we'll leave the stage.
You'll scream and scream like wild animals.
_ You'll behave completely naturally.
_ _ And then _ we'll pretend that it's over.
You don't have to go home, because it's not over. _ _
We'll come back.
Almost the same.
Then it's part two.
_ But then you'll pretend that you've never seen us before.
_ _ _ It's more or less the same. _
_ Enough about that.
Anyway, [B] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ we're standing here and can't do anything.
In this same ring, boys, let's have a bottle of tea.
_ [D] [Am] Because the paradox is that we want to [C] live as long as we want.
But [F] we don't want to get old.
[Bb] We don't want to get old.
[F] We [C] don't want to, we don't want to, we don't want to.
[F] No, no, [C] no, no, no.
_ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ [C] _ [B] _
[A] [Dm] I've come to the transplant. _ _ _ _
_ I've come to the transplant.
I've come to the transplant.
When you look at yourself in [Gm] the mirror, there's no ghost.
[A] All of [Dm] a sudden, you're hanging [G] your belly up like [C] an old oak.
[G] And she who was a young [Dm] gazelle, thinks she's an old [Bb] gnome.
_ [F] An [A] old cow. _
[Dm] An old cow.
Moo, moo, moo. _
[C] [F] But just take [G] it easy.
_ [C] With cosmetic [F] surgery, _ [A] _
[D] the body will be a [Gm] stylish, cool.
_ [F] And [C] you'll [Dm] never get old. _
[C] _ [F] Never.
_ [A] _ [Dm] I've come to the transplant.
_ _ _ _ _ I've come to the transplant.
_ _ _ _ _ You can say goodbye to [Gm] wrinkles and old moustache.
[A] And get [Dm]
it in [G] both a bag [C] and a bag.
[G] With silicone in mother's [Dm] milk, the baby will be firm and nice.
[Bb] _ _ [F]
With [A] a silicone melon.
[Dm] Melon, bakar and berg, without name.
_ [G] [F] Yes, just take [G] it easy.
[C] With cosmetic [F] surgery, _ [A] the [D] body will be a [Gm] stylish, cool.
[Bm] _ [F] And [C] you'll never [Dm] get old.
_ _ [C] _ [F] Because we want [C] to live as long as we want.
But [F] we'll never get old.
We [Bb]
don't want to [F] get old.
[C] We don't want to, [F] we don't want to, [C] we don't want to.
[F] We don't want to, we don't want to, [C]
we don't want to.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [F] _ [C] _ [F] _ [Dm] Do you have thin legs and sharp knees?
_ _ _ Do you have just money, can you come as you are?
_ It's absolutely incredible what we can _ do.
If you're an old lady, can you become a handsome young man?
Then you have something you want to change.
_ _ _ Take your womb and let it wander.
From one to the other.
The womb is sick, you see it, no.
Who has the womb?
You or me.
Do you see, I have it.
_ _ _ _ _ The doctor [G] says it's a victory.
You can be so young again [A] that you have to [Dm] use a smock. _
_ _ So _ we're going to the grave, [Gm] as incredibly beautiful as.
[A] For his [Dm] balsamic, we [G] are on our way to [C] heaven.
[Gm] Will heaven be too [Dm] tough, too tough, for white legs?
[Bb] _ _ [F]
So [A] he drives his _ _ [Dm] solarium along the road.
He's hot.
_ [C] [F] So just take [G] it easy.
_ [C] He's a cosmetic [F] surgeon.
_ [A] _ _ [D] Will the body become a stylish [Gm] _ poli.
[G] And [F] old [C] we will [Dm] never be.
Old we [C] will never be.
[F] We [C] want to live long.
But old we will [F] never be.
Old we [Bb] will never [F] be.
[C] We don't want to, we [F] don't want to, we don't want to.
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