Chords for Gilbert O'Sullivan - Permissive Twit

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[F#] _ _ _ Oh, heaven [C#] help [F#] our Linda, _ _ [B] she's really done it [G#m] now
_ What's more, [C#] it's all so obvious, [D#m] I [G#] mean her stomach's sticking [G#m] out
_ [C#] If [F#] father [C#] tells me [F#] mother _ she's [D] bound to have a [D#m] fit
_ Followed [B] by a neat [F#] convulsion, _ [D#m] thanks [F#] to our [C#] permissive [B] twit
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_ [F#] _ _ _ She thinks his [C#] name was [F#] Ronald, _ or [B] was it Sid or [G#m] Len?
_ The [C#] only thing that's certain [D#m] is [G#] that it wasn't Bill or [G#m] Ben
To [C#] our [F#] parish [C#] priest, God bless [F#] him, _ who [D] very reverend [D#m] Father Pitt
_ Will no [B] doubt be preaching [F#] sermons [D#m] to [F#] our dear [C#] permissive [B] twit
_ [F#] By [A#m] now the word will no [F] doubt have been heard
By [C#] almost every bleedin' nosy parker in [F#] our alley
_ All except [F] that is our own [A#m] great Aunt Liz
Who I hear's been [G#] deaf since the day our grace [C#] recorded Sally, [G#m] Sally, [C#] Sally
_ [G#m] _ [F#] Unless [C#] _ _ _ [F#] _
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[G#m] _ [C#] _ _ [F#] _ [C#] we raise [F#] the money, _ _ [B] she'll have to let [G#m] it out
What [C#] I mean is she will have to [D#m] have [G#] it the right way, wrong way [G#m] about
[C#] _ In [F#] other [C#] words, let [F#] nature take [A#] its course and do its [D#m] bit
_ For the [B] sake of those [F#] concerned with [D#m] our [F#] own dear [C#] _
[F#] permissive, _ [D#m] _ _ [F#] dear [C#] _
permissive [B] twit
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