Chords for GG Allin - The Twelve Days of Christmas

On [E] the first day of Christmas, my true slut gave to [B] me
A virgin so [Ab] very horny
[Eb] _ _ _ On the second day, _ she gave me two pecker [F]-ups
And a virgin so [Ab] very [Eb] horny
_ _ On the third day of Christmas, that old bitch
_ She brought home three French whores
Two pecker-ups
And a virgin so [Ab] very horny
_ [Eb] _ _ _
On the fourth day of Christmas, _ _ four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker-ups
And a virgin so [Ab] very horny
_ [Eb] _ _ _
_ On the fifth day of Christmas, she brought me home something special
She brought me home something special
_ [B] _ _
[Eb] Five herpeses
_ _ [Ab] Four calling girls, three [Eb] French whores, two pecker [F]-ups
And a [Ab] virgin so very horny _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ On the sixth day of Christmas, she gave me six hunts of laying
_ [F] But five _ herpeses
[Abm] Four calling girls, [Eb] three French whores, two pecker-ups
[F] And a virgin so [Ab] very horny
_ _ [Eb] _ _
_ On the seventh day of Christmas
I got wet and wild with seven swampy ladies
Six hunts of laying
_ [B] _ _ [Eb] Five herpeses
[Ab] Four calling girls, [Eb] three French whores, two [F] pecker-ups
And a virgin so very [Ab] horny
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
Now on the eighth day, I got something special
She went into her lingerie
_ She got her thirtieth pair
_ Of underwear
_ Eight crusty panties _ _
Eight crusty panties
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six hunts of laying [Bm] Five _ [Eb] herpeses _
[B] _ [Ab] Four calling girls, three [F] French whores, two pecker-ups
And a virgin so very [Ab] horny
[Eb] _ _ _
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me _
[F] Eight of her friends, including herself
Nine chips of fucking eight
Crusty panties seven, swampy ladies six
Hunts [Ab] of laying Five [Eb] _ herpeses
[Abm] Four calling girls, three [Eb] French whores, two pecker [F]-ups
A virgin so very [Ab] horny
On [Eb] _ _ _ _
the tenth day of Christmas
It was a good day for a head
[F] I bet you even good old Saint Nick
Stayed home in bed
She [F] gave me ten sluts of sucking nine
Chips of fucking eight, [Eb] crusty panties seven
Swampy ladies six, hunts of laying
[B] And five fucking herpeses
Four [F] calling girls, three [Eb] French whores, two pecker [F]-ups
A virgin so very [Ab] horny
What's the other?
[Eb] _ _ In all the eleventh day I should have been a baby
_ _ She gave me eleven chicks of milking
Ten sluts of sucking nine
Chips of fucking eight, crusty panties seven
Swampy ladies six, hunts of [B] laying Five [Eb] herpeses
[Ab] Four calling girls, three [Eb] French whores, two pecker [F]-ups
And a virgin so [Ab] very horny
_ _ [Eb] _ Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
So this is the day we've been waiting for _
_ She gave me, on the twelfth day
A lot of licks
_ Not a lot of crap, a lot of licks
A lot of dick suckings
A lot of prick fuckings
She gave me twelve lips of licking
Eleven lips of milking
Ten sluts of sucking nine
Chips of fucking eight, crusty panties seven
Swampy ladies six, hunts of laying Five [F] _ [Eb] herpeses
_ [B] _
_ _ [E] Four [F] calling girls, three [Eb] French whores, two pecker-ups
And [Ab] a virgin so very [Ab] _