Chords for Geezinslaws "Help I'm White And I Can't Get Down" (1992)
Tempo:
114.3 bpm
Chords used:
Am
G
A
E
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Am]
Don't sit at home and miss all the fun.
Order now to learn all the latest country dances.
Yes, you can dance if you order today.
No COD.
My woman told me last Friday night her birthday's coming and things ain't right.
We've been together since before the war and I never had her out.
I didn't know what to say.
I never learned to dance, only learned [Em] to play.
And to watch other people do their [Am] thing, my job was to pick and say.
Well, I walked around the house.
I watched late TV and slept [G] on the [Am] couch.
I flipped through the dial and [Em] after a [Am] while a commercial came on.
It made me smile.
Said, learn to dance, [G] learn the [Am] moves.
Call 1-900.
You [G] just can't [Am] lose.
Well, it didn't take me long.
I jumped right up and I [G] ran to the phone.
The operator asked, can I help you, [A] sir?
And this is what I said to her.
Help, I'm wide and [D] I can't get down.
Got two left feet [A] planted on the ground.
I need some help if I do [E] the time.
Help, I'm wide and I can't [A] get down.
[D]
[A]
[E]
[A]
[Am] I took the course and I learned [G] quick.
Just one week, it did the [C#m] trick.
So when that magic even came, [C] I knew I wouldn't be [Am] ashamed.
The floor was crowded, but something was [G] wrong.
[Am] I didn't [G] recognize the sauce.
[Am] These cowboys ain't on my video [G] tape.
[Am] I wonder if there's been some mistake.
I tried some moves.
I spun around, knocked a whole lot of dancers.
I kept my cool, had to be vogue till they kicked my head doing a Cotton Eye joke.
I laid there a while and held [G] my face.
[Am] My woman was screaming [G] from the place.
[Am] I crawled out the [G] back door.
[Am] I didn't want no more.
I've had enough.
I'm [G] going home [Am] and make one more call on the telephone.
And when they answer on the [G] other [Am] end, this is what I'll say again.
[E] Help, help, help, help.
I'm wide and I [D] can't get down.
I got two left feet planted [A] on the ground.
I need some help if I do [E] the time.
Help, I'm wide and [A] I can't get down.
And I can't [D] get down.
I got two left feet planted on [A] the ground.
I need some help if I [E] do the time.
Help me out and I [Am] can't get down.
[G] [Am] [Em] [Am] Learn [C] [A] [Em] [Am]
to dance today!
Don't sit at home and miss all the fun.
Order now to learn all the latest country dances.
Yes, you can dance if you order today.
No COD.
My woman told me last Friday night her birthday's coming and things ain't right.
We've been together since before the war and I never had her out.
I didn't know what to say.
I never learned to dance, only learned [Em] to play.
And to watch other people do their [Am] thing, my job was to pick and say.
Well, I walked around the house.
I watched late TV and slept [G] on the [Am] couch.
I flipped through the dial and [Em] after a [Am] while a commercial came on.
It made me smile.
Said, learn to dance, [G] learn the [Am] moves.
Call 1-900.
You [G] just can't [Am] lose.
Well, it didn't take me long.
I jumped right up and I [G] ran to the phone.
The operator asked, can I help you, [A] sir?
And this is what I said to her.
Help, I'm wide and [D] I can't get down.
Got two left feet [A] planted on the ground.
I need some help if I do [E] the time.
Help, I'm wide and I can't [A] get down.
[D]
[A]
[E]
[A]
[Am] I took the course and I learned [G] quick.
Just one week, it did the [C#m] trick.
So when that magic even came, [C] I knew I wouldn't be [Am] ashamed.
The floor was crowded, but something was [G] wrong.
[Am] I didn't [G] recognize the sauce.
[Am] These cowboys ain't on my video [G] tape.
[Am] I wonder if there's been some mistake.
I tried some moves.
I spun around, knocked a whole lot of dancers.
I kept my cool, had to be vogue till they kicked my head doing a Cotton Eye joke.
I laid there a while and held [G] my face.
[Am] My woman was screaming [G] from the place.
[Am] I crawled out the [G] back door.
[Am] I didn't want no more.
I've had enough.
I'm [G] going home [Am] and make one more call on the telephone.
And when they answer on the [G] other [Am] end, this is what I'll say again.
[E] Help, help, help, help.
I'm wide and I [D] can't get down.
I got two left feet planted [A] on the ground.
I need some help if I do [E] the time.
Help, I'm wide and [A] I can't get down.
And I can't [D] get down.
I got two left feet planted on [A] the ground.
I need some help if I [E] do the time.
Help me out and I [Am] can't get down.
[G] [Am] [Em] [Am] Learn [C] [A] [Em] [Am]
to dance today!
Key:
Am
G
A
E
Em
Am
G
A
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Don't sit at home and miss all the fun.
Order now to learn all the latest country dances.
Yes, you can dance if you order today.
No COD.
My woman told me last Friday night her birthday's coming and things ain't right.
We've been together since before the war and I never had her out.
_ I didn't know what to say.
I never learned to dance, only learned [Em] to play.
And to watch other people do their [Am] thing, my job was to pick and say.
_ Well, I walked around the house.
I watched late TV and slept [G] on the [Am] couch.
I flipped through the dial and [Em] after a [Am] while a commercial came on.
It made me smile.
Said, learn to dance, [G] learn the [Am] moves.
Call 1-900.
You [G] just can't [Am] lose.
Well, it didn't take me long.
I jumped right up and I [G] ran to the phone.
The operator asked, can I help you, [A] sir?
And this is what I said to her.
_ _ Help, I'm wide and [D] I can't get down.
_ Got two left feet [A] planted on the ground.
_ I need some help if I do [E] the time.
_ Help, I'm wide and I can't [A] get down.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ I took the course and I learned [G] quick.
Just one week, it did the [C#m] trick.
So when that magic even came, [C] I knew I wouldn't be [Am] ashamed.
The floor was crowded, but something was [G] wrong.
[Am] I didn't [G] recognize the sauce.
[Am] These cowboys ain't on my video [G] tape.
[Am] I wonder if there's been some mistake.
I tried some moves.
I spun around, knocked a whole lot of dancers.
I kept my cool, had to be vogue till they kicked my head doing a Cotton Eye joke.
I laid there a while and held [G] my face.
[Am] My woman was screaming [G] from the place.
[Am] I crawled out the [G] back door.
[Am] I didn't want no more.
I've had enough.
I'm [G] going home [Am] and make one more call on the telephone.
And when they answer on the [G] other [Am] end, this is what I'll say again.
[E] Help, help, help, help.
I'm wide and I [D] can't get down.
_ I got two left feet planted [A] on the ground.
_ I need some help if I do [E] the time.
_ _ Help, I'm wide and [A] I can't get down.
_ _ _ And I can't [D] get down.
_ I got two left feet planted on [A] the ground.
_ _ I need some help if I [E] do the time.
_ Help me out and I [Am] can't get down.
[G] _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Am] Learn _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _
to dance today! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Don't sit at home and miss all the fun.
Order now to learn all the latest country dances.
Yes, you can dance if you order today.
No COD.
My woman told me last Friday night her birthday's coming and things ain't right.
We've been together since before the war and I never had her out.
_ I didn't know what to say.
I never learned to dance, only learned [Em] to play.
And to watch other people do their [Am] thing, my job was to pick and say.
_ Well, I walked around the house.
I watched late TV and slept [G] on the [Am] couch.
I flipped through the dial and [Em] after a [Am] while a commercial came on.
It made me smile.
Said, learn to dance, [G] learn the [Am] moves.
Call 1-900.
You [G] just can't [Am] lose.
Well, it didn't take me long.
I jumped right up and I [G] ran to the phone.
The operator asked, can I help you, [A] sir?
And this is what I said to her.
_ _ Help, I'm wide and [D] I can't get down.
_ Got two left feet [A] planted on the ground.
_ I need some help if I do [E] the time.
_ Help, I'm wide and I can't [A] get down.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ I took the course and I learned [G] quick.
Just one week, it did the [C#m] trick.
So when that magic even came, [C] I knew I wouldn't be [Am] ashamed.
The floor was crowded, but something was [G] wrong.
[Am] I didn't [G] recognize the sauce.
[Am] These cowboys ain't on my video [G] tape.
[Am] I wonder if there's been some mistake.
I tried some moves.
I spun around, knocked a whole lot of dancers.
I kept my cool, had to be vogue till they kicked my head doing a Cotton Eye joke.
I laid there a while and held [G] my face.
[Am] My woman was screaming [G] from the place.
[Am] I crawled out the [G] back door.
[Am] I didn't want no more.
I've had enough.
I'm [G] going home [Am] and make one more call on the telephone.
And when they answer on the [G] other [Am] end, this is what I'll say again.
[E] Help, help, help, help.
I'm wide and I [D] can't get down.
_ I got two left feet planted [A] on the ground.
_ I need some help if I do [E] the time.
_ _ Help, I'm wide and [A] I can't get down.
_ _ _ And I can't [D] get down.
_ I got two left feet planted on [A] the ground.
_ _ I need some help if I [E] do the time.
_ Help me out and I [Am] can't get down.
[G] _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Am] Learn _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _
to dance today! _ _ _ _