Chords for Gaston

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_ [G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ Who does [Bm] she think she [B] is that girl is [Am] tangled with the wrong man darn, right?
No [Bm] one says no to gas [B] stop
_ _ [Am] dismissed _
rejected
[E] publicly
_ Humiliated _ it's more than I can bear more beer.
[Am] What for nothing [E] helps.
I'm
[Am] _ _ disgraced oh you never
_ _ _ Pull yourself together
Gosh it disturbs [B] me to see you Gaston [Dm] looking so down in the [Am] dumps
_ Every guy here [B] like to be you Gaston [Dm] even when taking [A] your lumps
[Am] _ [C] There's no man in town [Dm] is it Myers [D] you you're everyone's [C] favorite guy
_ [Am] _ _ Everyone's odd [D] and inspired by you and it's not very hard to [G] see why I _
_ _ _ Know
_ one
_ [Am] Slickest Gaston [G] no [Gb] one's quickest [G] Gaston.
No one's next as incredibly [C] thickest Gaston
[E] But there's no man in town half [Dm] is manly
_ Perfect [G] a pure [Am] paragon.
Oh, you can't ask any Tom Vick or [Cm] Stanley [Ab] and they'll tell you whose team
They prefer to [G] be on _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] I _
[Bm] _ [G] Know one's got a swell cleft in [C] his chin like that star [Am] as a specimen.
Yes, I'm [D] _
[Ab] intimidating
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[Gm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ Wrestling match nobody [Am] fights like a star _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ As you see [G] I've got [Am] bison despair
Not a bit of him [F] scraggly or [Ab] scrawny.
That's right.
And every last inch of me [G] covered with [Am] hair
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[G] If you match [C] nobody spits like [E] Gaston I'm especially good [D] at expectorating _
[G] Please
_ [C] _ _ _ [E] When I was a lad I [Am] ate four dozen eggs [D] every morning to help [G] me get large
_ [C] And now that I'm [Am] grown I eat five dozen eggs.
[Gb] So I'm [D] roughly the size of
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_ [Gb] I _ _ [Am] use antlers in all [D] of my day _ _ _
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