Chords for GABRIEL KAHANE— Performs an Excerpt from his "Craigslistlieder"

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So this is going to be an excerpt from the [A] song cycle
[Ab] Craigslist Leader, which I wrote in [G] 2006.
Craigslist Leader is _ a collection of art songs
with texts from Craigslist, not my [A] words,
from the internet.
And the one I'm [Ab] going to do is called Neurotic and Lonely.
It's a personal ad written by _ King for [Db] Love.
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Neurotic and lonely, [Ab] average [Gm] height,
brown eyes slightly, [E] _
[Dm] disproportionate,
curly [Ab] hair, cute for 20 [Fm] years old, 20 years [A] old.
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_ _ [A] _ _ Slightly hunched, [Ab] occasionally employed,
_ [F] anthropologist, [Cm] chain-smoking Jew,
[A] currently living, parents off from school,
off from school, [D] off from [Eb] school,
_ [E] can deal with [C] emotional problems, _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [C] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] artsy,
_ genius [C] woman _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [Bb] interested [C] [Dm] in _ philosophical issues,
[E] _ _ [Ab] _ _
making out, _ television, [Db] _
[Bb] Woody Allen,
the [Dbm] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ [Db] _ [Cm] Nazis, _
_ [C] Chinese [Bb] food,
[Gb] Thomas [Eb] Bintan, digestive _ disorders.
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_ [C] Neurotic and lonely, _ _ _ neurotic and [Bb] lonely,
lonely, _ _ [C]
video _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ games, just [Db] _ _ [Dbm] _
enjoy video [Ab] games,
must own a [Dm] video game system.
[Cm] My parents refused to buy one for me.
My [Eb] parents refused, _ [C] my parents [Eb] refused,
my parents refused, [C] my parents, parents, parents,
[Cm] my parents refused to buy [E] one for me.
_ [Ab] No Ugg boots, no long arms. _ _ _ _
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[Ab] Lonely, neurotic and lonely, _ _ _ _ [Abm] lonely, neurotic and lonely,
neurotic and [G] lonely, neurotic [Dbm] and lonely. _
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