Chords for Funny Song: The Summertime Song

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[C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] Summertime [F] is one of my [C] four favorite [F] seasons. _ _
[C] _ [F] Summertime is one of my four [C] favorite [F] seasons.
[C] Except for the heat.
_ [F] _ Except [C] for the bird poop.
[F] _ Except [C] for the wasps.
[F] _ [C] Except for the flies.
_ [F] _ Except [C] for the hail.
[F] _ Except [C] for the thunder. _
[F] _ [C] Except for the bird poop.
[F] Oops, I mentioned [C] that twice.
[F] _ _ _ [C] Some people
[F] ridiculously [C] say I'm too negative.
[F] _ _
[C] But I'm positive.
[F] There's a lot that [G] I don't like about [C] summertime.
Bum [F] bum bum bum bum [C] bum bum.
Bum bum [F] bum bum bum [C] bum bum.
Summertime [F] is one of my four [C] favorite [F] seasons.
_ _ [C] _ Summertime [F] is one of my [C] four favorite [F] seasons.
Except for [C] the sweat.
[F] _ And don't [C] forget bird poop.
[F] _ [C] Except when my ice cream
[F] melts all over [C] my hand.
[F] _ Except [C] for birds singing
[F] before [C] dawn about bird [F] poop. _
[C] Except for [F] annoying corner [C] lemonade sands.
Bum [F] bum bum.
_ [C] _ Some [F] people ridiculously say [C] I'm too negative.
[F] _ _ [C] But I'm positive.
[F] There's a lot that [G] I don't like about [C] summertime.
Bum bum [F] bum bum bum [C] bum bum.
Bum bum [F] bum bum bum bum [C] bum.
Summertime [F] is one of my four [C] favorite seasons.
[F] _ _ [C] _ Summertime [F] is one of my four [C] favorite [F] seasons.
Except [C] for the moths
[F] that [C] circle the light.
_ [F] _ Except for the skunks
that skunk [C] up the night. _
[F] Except [C] for mosquitoes
_ [F] the way that they bite.
_ _ Except [C] for the bird poop _
[F] so runny and white.
_ [F] _ _
[C] Some [F] people ridiculously [C] say I'm too negative.
_ But I'm positive.
[F] There's a lot that I [G] don't like about [C] summertime.
Bum bum [F] bum bum bum bum [C] bum.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum [C] bum.
Bum bum [F] bum bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum [F] bum bum bum bum bum.
Like [C] _ sunburns.
_ [C] And road work. _
[F] _ And stink bugs.
[F] And did I mention [C] bird poop?
I think I mentioned [C] bird poop.
[F] So no need to re-mention bird poop.
[F] As long as I've adequately [C] conveyed my fairly strong aversion to, dislike of, and [C] disdain for _ bird poop. _ _ _ _ _ _
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