Funky Cold Medina Chords by Tone-Loc

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_ [Bbm] I dig [G] it.
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_ _ [G] _ I'm cool and out of awe, and I'm [N] looking for some action.
But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction.
[G] The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me.
But they're at the press, and I'm looking deaf.
Yo, what's up, what I'm gonna see?
The girls are all jockeying at the other end of the bar,
having drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star.
So I drive this old Dover to the other side of the cantina.
I ask the guy, why you so fly?
He said, funky cold medina. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] Funky [G] cold medina? _ _
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_ _ [G] _ His brother told me secrets on how to get more chicks.
Put a lid on medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick.
It's better than [N] any alcohol or _ aphrodisiac.
A couple of sips of this [C] love potion will seal you [G] on your lap.
So I gave some to my dog.
When he began to beg, then he licked his bowl,
then he looked at me and did a wild thing on my leg.
He used to scratch and bite me.
Before, he was much, much meaner.
But now all the food has run to my house for the funky cold medina.
_ You know what I'm saying?
I got every dog in my neighborhood [Bb] breaking down my [F] door.
I got [C] Svud from [G] Higgins, Alex from Stroh.
_ They won't leave my dog alone without medina, [C] fam.
_ [G] _ _ I went out to [N] this girl.
She said, hi, my name is Sheena.
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina.
She said, I'd like a drink.
I said, um, okay, [C] I'll go get it.
I did a couple of sips.
She collected lips, and I [G] knew that she was real.
So I took her to [N] my crib, and everything went well as planned.
But when she got addressed, it was a big old mess.
Sheena was a mess.
So I threw her out, and I don't [G] fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener.
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina.
_ You know, _ ain't no playing with a man.
_ [F] This is the 80s, and I'm down with [Cm] the ladies.
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_ [N] Break it down. _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ Back [N] in the saddle.
Looking for a little affection.
I took a shot, I took a test, and it's all a good love connection.
[G] The audience has voted.
And you know, pick your winner.
I took my date to the Hilton for a medina ass and dinner.
She had a [N] few drinks, so I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting.
She said she started talking about plans for our wedding.
So wait, slow down, love.
Not so fast, or I'll be seeing you.
That's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina.
[G] _ You know what I'm saying?
That medina's a monster, y [F]'all.
_ _ [C] Funky [Fm] cold [G] medina. _ _
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