Chords for Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

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_ [F] _ _ [A#] _ [G] You're probably [C] _
[F] wondering why I'm here, [E] and so am I, [D] so am [Em] I.
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_ [E] Just as much as [A] you wonder [G] _
[E] about me being in [A] this place, _
[E] That's just how much [A] I marvel [G]
at [E] the lameness on your [A] face.
You [F#m] rise each day the same [G#m] old _ way, _ _ [E] _ [A] and join [G] your friends [Bm] out on [A] the street.
Spray [G] your hair [Bm] and thank [A] your knee, I [G] think your life [Bm] is [C#m] incomplete.
[D] But maybe [C#m] that's not [A] for me to say, [G] they only [C] pay [A] me here [B] to pray. _ _
[A] I _ _ _ [C] want to hear a caravan with [Bm] a drum solo.
_ [G] You're probably [C]
wondering [F] why [A#] I'm here, [Am] and so am I, [D] so am I.
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_ [E] Just as much as [A] you wonder [G] _
[E] about me staring back at you, _
That's just how much [A] I question [G] _
[E] the corny [A] things you do.
You [F#m] paint your face and then [G#m] you chase.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] You meet [Em] the gang where the [A] action is.
Stomp [G] all night and drink [A] your fizz.
Roll [G] your car and say [C#m] gee whiz.
[D] You tore a [A] big hole in your [F#m] convertible top.
What [C] will you tell your mom [B] and pop? _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [C] Mom, I tore a big hole in the [D] convertible.
_ _ [G] You're [C] probably [F] wondering why I'm [A#] here, and [Am] so am [D] I, so am [Em] I.
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_ Just as much [A] as you wonder [E] if I mean just what [A] I say, _
_ [E] That's just how much [A] I question [E] the social games [A] you play. _
You told your [G] mom you're soaked [G#] on tom, _ _ _ _ _
[A] And went for [G] a bruise [Bm] in Freddy's [A] car.
_ [G] Mommy's asking [A] where you are.
You're boogied [G] all night in a [C#m] cheesy bar. _
[D] Plastic boots and [A] plastic [F#] hat,
[G] And you [C] think you [Am] know where [B] it's at.
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You're [G] probably [C] _ wondering [F] why [A#] I'm here.
_ Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to you.
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