Chords for Frank Zappa - Sofa No.2 (live in Munich, 1978)

Hey, I would like [F] to offer my apologies [Gb] to the German people for the [F] song that we're gonna do now because well
Let me put it to you [E] bluntly folks
My pronunciation really sucks and the text [G] the translation that [Fm] we're using on this text is a little bit on the [Ab] tweeze side
I don't know whether you're gonna [Eb] be able to get the true drift of this [G] hot little number
But we're gonna [G] try and deliver it to you anyway, because our intentions are really good
I mean we really want to do a wonderful job here in the [D] fatherland
And so [Bb] let's go with a hot little number [F] called
sofa number two [A] one two three _ _
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Oh
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I am [Eb] all of [F] them. _
_ That's right, eggs of all persuasions.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I am all of them.
_ _ I am all of [G] them.
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_ _ I am you. _
_ _ [Eb] Eggs, and [Dm] you are my [Gm] magic.
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_ I am you. _ _ _
[Eb] Eggs, _ and [Dm] you are my [Gm] magic.
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[Cm] I [F] am you.
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[Eb] _ _ Eggs, and you [Dm] are my [G] magic.
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