Chords for Frank Zappa "Does Humor Belong In Music?" Whippin' Post

_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C#] _ [B] Darling, [C] what's a girl [C#] like you doing in [B] a harbor like this?
You've no [C] hair on me?
[C#] So why?
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[G] Wait a minute, [B] I've got it.
You're an [C#] Italian.
What?
You're Jewish?
Love [B] your nails.
You [C#] must be a Libra.
[B] Looking for Mr.
Goodbar [C#] or Mr.
Goodrich.
[B] Never mind.
[C#] Look, let's [B] get down to business here, darling.
[C#] Ordinarily, I would just say your place [B] or mine, but tonight, I think what I'm going
to do [C#] is [B] pop the big question to you.
[C#] Let's get really serious.
[B] What do you [C] say [C#] we go over [B] to my place and I just sort [C#] of tie you [B] to the whipping [Fm] post?
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[A] _ _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [D] [C] I've been run [D] down, [Am] [D] Lord, and [Am] I've been [D] lied [Am] to.
And [D] I don't know [Am] why I [D] let that mean [Am] woman make me [D] out a [Am] fool.
Took all my money to wreck my new [D] car.
[Am] _ Now [Bm] she's with one of [C] my good [D] time buddies [Am] drinking in [Bm] some cross [C] town bar.
[D] Sometimes I feel, [D#m] sometimes [E] I feel like [A] I've been tied to [C] the whipping [A] post.
[D] Tied to the [C] whipping [A] post.
[D] Tied to the [C] whipping post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm [D] dying.
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_ [Bm] _ [C] _ _ _ [C] _ My friends [A] tell [C] me [D] that [C] I've been [D] such a [Am] fool.
I [D] have to stand [Am] back and [Bm] take a dare.
[C] Oh, for [D] loving you, [Am] I drown myself in sorrow.
[Bm] Now [A] look at what you've done.
_ [D] [Am] Nothing [F#m] seems to [Em] change.
The bad [D] times stay [Am] the same.
[Bm] And I [C] can't [D] run.
Sometimes I feel, [E] sometimes I feel like [A] I've been [Em] tied to [C] the whipping post.
[A] [D] Tied to the [C] whipping [A] post.
[D] Tied to the [C] whipping post.
[D] Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying.
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[E] _ [F#m] _ [Em] _ [E] _ [Am] _ [E] Oh, [Bm]
[C] oh Lord, [B] oh [E] Lord.
Yeah, [Am] yeah, yeah.
[Bm] Oh Lord.
[C]
I've been [B] tied down.
[E] _ [Am] _ _ _ [Gm] Sometimes [D] I feel, _ _ [E] sometimes I feel.
I've been [A] tied [C] to [D] the whipping [C] post.
[A] _ Tied to [D] the whipping [C] post.
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Tied to the whipping [D] post.
[C] _ _ Yeah, _ _ _ _ _ oh good. _ _
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You know I believe.
I said I believe.
I said I do believe.
I really do believe.
I'm going to say it again.
I believe.
I believe there just ain't no such thing _ as dying.
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