Chords for Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Visualizer)

_ [G] _ [A] I know her! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Whoa!
_ _ [D] [A] Asshole!
Some [F#] of you might not agree
_ _ [A] _
[E] But your probably likes a lot of misery
_ [D] _ _ [A]
But think a while and you will see _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
If you're with us we'll [Em] tell you
[A] What you're gonna do
Cause you're an asshole
[G] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Asshole!
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
_ _ And [A#] maybe you think your future's [C] bright
_ [A] _ So you went to the [A#] grape just to give it a try _ _ _
[D] _ _ [E] And Dagmar
No doubt the [C#] ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen in my life
Was his [E] name
One, two, three, four!
A whisker sticking out from underneath of his [F#] pancake makeup
He was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
[Em] Let's talk about [A]
leather
And so you kissed [E] a little slayer
A text table starring in the [C#] latest Shepard production
Who had just been spared
[E] Sir Richard [B] Pompelove
You sniffed the reeking [F#m] buns of angel
The tail of a demented bread bopper
And acted like it was for curry
Cucumber and spinach with [Em] fine whole wheat [E] loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume [F#] of Coco
And then on Tuesday night, [D] Caesar's back in town
In a way you [C#m] can't explain
Facing off [E] in the Old Spartac [C#] team
And so you worked a wall with Michael
[D] _
379 pounds of [Am] Simone Dynac
Which gave you back an awful spread
Volcanic hell
But you came back on [D#] Sunday for the gong shows
[F#m] Thursday, June 9th, 2019
But you forgot what I was on
[E] Saturday, May 8th, 2018
Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole, that's right!
You're an asshole, you're an asshole, yes, yes!
You're an asshole, you're an asshole, that's right!
You're an [C] asshole, you're an asshole
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _
You're a little chaps, you know what you are _ _
_ _ [N] So you can't live with what you've been through
_ _ Well, ladies, you [G#] can be an asshole [A] too
_ You might [A#] pretend you ain't got one on [D] the bottom of you _
_ [A] _ [A#] _ _ [F#m] But don't fool yourself, girl, it's looking [D] at you
_ _ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl, [D] it's winking at you
_ [F#m] Don't fool yourself, girl, it's blinking at [D] you
That's why I say
[N] I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop
Cornhole!
Ram it, ram it, ram it, [D#] ram it up your poop
Just fuck it
[A] Ram it, ram it, ram it, [E] ram it up your poop
Wristwatch, Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop
[D#] _ _ [A] Don't fool yourself, girl, it's going [D] right up your poop chute
_ [A] Don't fool yourself, girl, it's going right up your [D] poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl, it's going [D] right up your poop chute
_ [A] Don't fool yourself, girl, it's going right up your poop [A#] chute
[A] Don't fool yourself, girl, it's going [D] right up your poop chute
[A] Don't fool yourself, girl,