Chords for Foreigner or Not?

You probably know we do our show in Hollywood right on Hollywood Boulevard
Which is where people from all over the world come to visit and when you're here for as many years as I have been here
You get very good at at people watching I play a game sometimes
I try to guess whether people on the street whether a person is or isn't an American and it's time to play that now on TV
[C] It's time for [F] harder [Bb] or not
[Eb] _ _ _ [N] We'll go to the wall of America where [Eb] my cousin Sal is standing by outside.
Hello cousin Sal.
How you doing Jimmy?
It's going well, thank you.
Here's how this works cousin Sal has selected some pedestrians his object is to trick me
I've never seen these people [Em] before I guess that's the guy with you right now.
Yeah, this is gonna be him
Is that that's Macklemore now, isn't it?
I mean
Okay.
So now I'm gonna tell you something.
I I know now that this gentleman speaks English
So that narrows it down for me
We've instructed the pedestrians not to speak so I can't hear if they have an accent or not
It's up to me to figure out if he or she in this case.
He is a foreigner or not
All right, very good.
Now.
Let me see.
Let's see.
Okay, so we got this guy
[D] Can we pan [E] down and see his shoes which are oftentimes an indication?
Okay, let's see
Those look like I don't know what those are.
Oh, those are some weird brand.
We don't [Gm] have maybe
It's tucking his jeans into his shoes.
Is that a thing now that people [Gbm] do here?
[N] _ No, all right, our audience says no the pre-ribbed jeans could be from anywhere could
_ Let's see.
Okay, and the shirt looks very Taylor
I am going to say that this gentleman even though and are you hey, are you I'm trimming your chest hair?
_ _ [Bb] Okay, he knows not to say anything.
I'm gonna say that this gentleman is a foreigner
Let's see it Macklemore.
Let's see your [F] flag.
[Bb] Oh, he's an [A] American
_ _ [Eb] Where are you from Tennessee?
Oh, yeah, he really is an American.
Are you here on vacation?
I actually live in Los Angeles.
Oh, you live in Los Angeles.
Now.
Why did you move here [C] [Gm] a
Lot of [E] opportunity just wanted something new.
All right, very good play this stupid game
_ All right, well [A] we have a gift for you since you are an American [G] and you're here in America [D] an American apple pie for you
Thank [B] you very [C] much
[Fm] _ _ [Eb] _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ Oh
Interesting this character
All right, so he's got a Red Sox hat on which means which could mean he went to Boston
The hat looks pretty new
Can we get a can we just really have a look at [C] that hat?
Because it seems like he was in Boston and then flew here _
Okay.
Now I'm looking at his eyes and he's got a little bit of a must
he's got really I don't know if he's trying to grow [E] facial hair or
Okay, we know he's in it we know he speaks English we saw a little smile
That's one of my tricks.
[Ab] All right, let's keep going down his body.
Let's stop at his nipples
[Eb] _
Okay, we can't really see them keep going down _
Okay.
All right.
Very good.
Oh, wait.
What was that keychain thing on his Oh
Darth Vader keychain.
Oh, yeah, he's got to be an American.
Let's go to him.
[G] I'm gonna say you are an American
Are [C] you [Db] oh no, [Abm] oh
Where [N] _
are you from in Mexico?
Yeah, I'm from Sonora, Mexico.
Oh god, you know, I blame you for this Guillermo
You don't see his face.
What you don't see his face.
I see his face.
I see your face, too
That's how you everything that doesn't tell me anything Guillermo.
All right.
Well, congratulations.
You tricked me.
There you go.
That's an apple pie
_ _ _ I
Got _ them all last time.
[Bb] All right.
All right.
Here we go again.
Don't you tell by the haircut?
This is a foreigner and that's that is my final word on it.
Are you a foreigner or not? _ _
[D] _ _ [A] What [Ab] kind of a [N] haircut is that for an American I'm from Portland, oh _
All _ _ _ right, well cousin Sal has a pie for you I guess there's [Gb] no way I can win really
[Ab] I guess I should give up [F] but guess what?
[Em] I'm not gonna give up because you know what I am.
I'm an American
_ [C] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ [N] _ _ _
Now I think I should have given up
All right, okay.
Well, oh boy, holy moly there's a lot to take in here
_ It's a great deal.
So you might get bed bugs from this guy.
I hope that's all I get
_ All right, so we got a necklace we got a lot of hair on top we got a lot of hair all over really
Very muscular.
Let's keep going downwards downwards.
I pray to Jesus that he is not an American
_ _ All right, we're going down to though.
He's wearing Nike's.
Okay.
All right.
[Db] All right.
Let's go back up
[F] I am going to say that we have
_ I'm gonna say he's a foreigner.
Are you [Em] a foreigner [A] or not?
_ [G] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ [D] _ _ [N] _
_ He
I'm sorry.
I'm Persian from Iran.
You're from what Iran Iran?
Yeah Wow
You Wow, you're hairy.
Yeah
Yeah, are you one of the less hairy guys in Iran?
Actually, I'm not that hairy.
Yeah, not that hairy.
What do you do?
What are you doing here on vacation or what?
I've come from Norway.
I'm instructor of
Offshore drilling control system.
Oh you can add Norway.
That's what threw me off
That Norway thing can sometimes throw me off the scent
I'm like a dog in that way and you're here on you're here doing what I'm instructor
I wasn't used to running some courses training courses now took a vacation afterwards.
Okay, I don't understand anything
He's saying about horses.
Let's give him a pie and send him on his way.
All right
[Em] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] I
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