Fluthered On The Moon Chords by Seamus Moore

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It was in the town of Dingle, in the merry month [Bb] of June, [F] Pat McGee [Dm] was drinking beer [G] in Branigan [C] Saloon.
[F] A tall man in a shiny suit, the Pat McGee [Bb] did say, [F] The President [Dm] he wants you Pat, [Bb] at the White [C] House right [F] away.
Well on your fancy helmet, and pull your [Bb] tunic tight, [F] We've just received [Dm] a message from [G] our floating [C] satellite,
[F] There's leprechauns in outer space, we have to plot [Bb] and plan, They [F] don't speak [Dm] any English, and [Bb] they want [C] to carry [F] man.
You won't be lonesome on the trip, we have a pal [Bb] for you, [F] Her name is [Dm] Philomena, she's [G] a monkey from [C] the zoo,
[F] She speaks the Gaelic very well, she's full of airs [Bb] and grace, [F] She'll be your [Dm] navigator as [Bb] you fly [C] through outer [F] space.
So give me a keg of brandy, and a bucket of [Bb] Irish stew, _ [F] Sixty pounds [Dm] of sausages, [G] and a barrel of [C] Mountain Dew,
[F] A packet of gum, and a pint of rum, a knife of [Bb] farts, [F] We're up tonight [Dm] in the pale [Bb] moonlight, we're heading [F] for the moon.
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The rocket roared and shivered all through the [Bb] starry night, [F] McGee said to [Dm] the monkey, it's [G] a grand and glorious [C]
sight,
[F] Push that button, mind that wheel, you hairy big [Bb] baboon, [F] You're working for [Dm] the president, [Bb] we're flying [C] to [F] the moon.
The moon was dark and dreary, Philomena gave [Bb] a moan, [F] Sure it looks like [Dm] Connemara, [G] with all them rocks [C] and stones,
[F] Then from out the silent night, there heard an awful [Bb] scream, [F] And there upon [Dm] the lunar rocks, [Bb] stood a little [C] man [F] in green.
The man looked up to him, and he said, _ _ [Bb] _
[F] I'm King of the [Dm] Moon, and I've come [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] to you to speak on it,
And I'm close to one [Bb] thing too, [F] before I start [Dm] this [Bb] conference, we have [C] to know [F] who you are.
So give me a keg of brandy, and a bucket of [Bb] Irish stew, _ [F] Sixty pounds [Dm] of sausages, [G] and a barrel of [C] Mountain Dew,
[F] A packet of gum, and a pint of rum, a knife, a fork [Bb] and spoon, [F] We're off tonight [Dm] in the pale moonlight, [Bb] we're flying [C] to [F] the moon.
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With us wanted all the brandy, and yet the [Bb] Irish stew, [F] They chewed the gum, [Dm] and sipped the rum, [G] and drank the [C] Mountain Dew.
[F] The monkey ate the sausages, she used a fork [Bb] and spoon, And [F] by early dawn, [Dm] every leprechaun [Bb] was [C] flutered on [F] the moon.
At day time that same evening, behind the [Bb] lunar rock, [F] They all sat [Dm] down on mushrooms, [G] and talked till ten [C] o'clock,
[F] Then Patsy Mulligan lost school, and shouted out, [Bb] _
[F] We can't afford [Dm] your income tax, [Bb] it's time [C] you flew [F] away.
Tell them down in Kerry, when your rocket [Bb] splashes home, [F] We don't want [Dm] any humans here, [G] we'd rather be [C] alone.
[F] We don't want television, fancy cars or [Bb] radios, [F] We leave them to [Dm] the madmen in [Bb] the planet [C] down [F] below.
So give me a keg of brandy, and a bucket of [Bb] Irish stew, [F] Sixty pounds [Dm] of sausages, [G] and a barrel of [C] Mountain Dew,
[F] A packet of gum, and a pint of rum, a knife, a [Bb] fork and spoon, [F] We're off tonight [Dm] in the pale moonlight, [Bb] we're [C] flying to [F] the moon.
We're off tonight [Dm] in the pale moonlight, [Bb] we're [F] flying to the moon.
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