Chords for Flirt (with your Dad)

Hey Michael, what's my Facebook password again?
[F] Why?
Your friend Thomas sent me a Facebook friend request, I'd like to accept it.
Oh.
_ _ I [Gb] just wanna float with your [F] dad.
Don't wanna fix my life, I'd rather [Gb] go DIY with your [F] dad.
I don't wanna do my [Gb] laundry, just wanna chill with my [F] dad.
Dad, Dad, Padre, you know I'm a sissy.
Big [Gbm] like Inna, super [F] hetro, man way.
I don't wanna float, I just wanna float with your dad.
Just wanna barbecue with you know who, your fucking dad.
I was supposed to find a [Gb] job and clean my damn room,
[Fm] but instead I'm at your dad's house talking with him about World War [F] 2.
Your dad, he likes me.
Your dad, he [Fm] loves me.
[F] Your dad invited me [F] to see Bruce Springsteen.
So we float [Gb] in a way you understand that [F] only a friend of a [Gb] son and a son's dad can, [F] can, [G] can, can.
_ [F] Basically, I don't think we've seen the [Eb] last of Bitcoin.
Oh, [Bb] shut up, Michael. _
[Ab] _ What did you just-
No, no, we're not doing this again.
[F] I don't- Please don't do this. Michael.
[Bb] What?
No, what?
You are [Eb] a virgin. No!
[F] Oh my god!
Make fun of him if you never wanna go [Bb] home.
Make fun of [Eb] him.
I told you to do it [F] before.
He makes fun of you.
He [Eb] brought your social life problems, [Bb] got you every laugh.
Brother, [Db] if you got your little [Eb] brother, go [F] ahead. _
It's a paradise, my [Bb] dear. _
[Fm] You promised me we would get you-
Shut up, [F] baby!
_ I'm gonna get [Eb] you all if you [Bb] say, remember [Db] this is not a joke.
[F] _ Okay, didn't know I had to say this, but can you guys stop flirting, please?
[Bb] I don't know, Michael, can you stop not having your driver's [Db] license?
Get your license, you 24, mate.
I fucking love you.
I love you too.