Chords for Flight of the Conchords- Too Many Rapper/Hurt Feelings - Forest Hills Stadium - Queens, NY - 7.20.16

So you're teaching me [F] to eat more wine?
Breathe, breathe.
Now it's a night job.
It doesn't last long.
[A] _ _ _ _ So you're only opening for night jobs?
No.
[Am] _ _ _ _ [F]
Oh [Am] yeah, sure.
Thanks.
_ _ See you later.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
Bye.
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [Am] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] Yeah, you [E] know me.
The mother f***er, second to the birth, transaction fee.
Make my [Em] payments, short man.
Come back [Am] for me.
My [C] transaction's on file.
So you're teaching [F] me to be your [Dm] motherf***er, baby.
When I'm out on my ATM,
six zero, [E] over my f***er,
I can make you [Am] sick.
Come on.
You better run, [C] I'll be back.
I can make my shit. _ _
[F] You better run, I'll be back.
I can [Em] make my shit. _ _
Motherf***er [C] runs a race.
The most [F] of it, the mother,
who won't [Em] settle down until her baby.
[C] Don't leave me ambitious, abolitionist.
I need my red delicious.
You got the TV that my mother used to battle,
going to top a [Em] _ _
f***ing year.
Granny Smith.
_ [C] _
Mac-Dog.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Em] _
[A] Two to be sorry.
_ [F] _ [Ab] I'm popping that, put it [A] in his ass.
I'm popping that, put it [Cm] in his ass.
I'm popping that, put it in his ass.
I'm popping that, put it in his [F] ass.
I'm popping that, put [Em] it in his ass.
Let's hear it [F] for New York. _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Let's hear it [Fm] for New York. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [Fm] _ _ New _ York.
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ That _ [C] _ [G] rapper's gonna have feelings.
[Am] _ _ He's got _ [F]
feelings.
A lot of people respond to [C] us and say,
but you guys are [G] heavens.
Well, that's how it feels.
[Am] _ _ _ [F] We're not heavens.
_ [C] What are we doing now?
[G] Mr.
Cow?
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ I make a meal for [C] my friends,
trying to make a delicious,
trying to keep it nutritious,
making wonderful dishes,
but not one of them thinks about the way that [G] I feel.
No one compliments my [Am] meal.
And now I've got a new meal.
[F] I've got a perfect feeling.
I've got [C] a perfect feeling.
Spend a long time [G] on that casserole.
Makes me [Am] feel like a casserole.
I've got a [F] perfect feeling.
I've got [C] a perfect feeling.
I'm like each of those [G] profiteroles.
Up your shitter [Am] hole. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Here's a little story,
bring a tear to your [F] eye.
I was shopping for a wet suit to school for [C] dine.
But every suit I tried was too big around my [G] thighs.
The assistant suggested I try lady [A] size.
And I said,
I've got [F] a perfect feeling.
I've got [C] a perfect feeling.
You know what ladies,
[G] listen.
I've got a [Am] _ _ _ perfect [F] feeling.
I've got [C] a perfect feeling.
Why don't you look at your small [G] man's wet suit, bitch?
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm waiting for a phone call from my family.
I've got a perfect feeling.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] I've _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] got a feeling.
It's [G] not my birthday, mama.
I've got a _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [F] feeling.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ [G] Don't tell mama, son.
_ I know [C] I call my friends
and say let's go into town.
[F] But they're all too busy to go into town.
[C] So I go by myself.
I go into town and I see all my friends.
They're all in town.
[Am] They all drive cars to Simon's car.
I follow them into the cinema.
[C] They're singing the Wadadi.
It breaks my heart.
And they go to watch [G] that movie.
To the [Am] credit card.
Yeah, they go right up the front.
I'm the [F] _ _ first in the [C] view. _
_ _ _ I sent them the promo.
[G] _
[Gm] I've got a feeling.
[F] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[F] I've got a feeling. _ _ _ _ _
I've got [G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
a feeling.
[F] They forgot about Jane.
[C] We are at McCulloch.
Waiting [Bm] for them to look like a llama.
[A] Cheers! _
[F] Too many motherfuckers
hanging around my [C] chain. _ _
_ [G] Too many motherfuckers
hanging around my chain.
[Am] _ _
_ _ [F] Too many motherfuckers
[C] hanging around my chain. _
_ _ [A] Too [G] many motherfuckers
hanging [Gm] around my chain. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _