Five Minutes of Funk Chords by Whodini

[Bb] _ _ I'm going to let you know what that was like.
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[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Gb] Now [Bbm] the party didn't start until I walked in
And I probably won't [Gb] be until the whole thing [Bbm] is
But in the [Ab] meantime, the in-between [Gb] time
If you work your thing and [Bb] I work mine
We came here [Ab] together so we could have [Gb] fun
Me and you baby going one on one
[Db] Now this is the last chance for us to get [Bbm] off
So either get [Gb] you or you ought to get lost
[Bbm] Cause I'm just about ready to do my thing
Cause I'm a Stone Cold [Gb] New York Rap Machine
[Bbm] I'm a give you what I [Fm] got and baby that's [Bbm] plenty
And never has [Gb] one man rocked so [Bb] many
I'm a make you wet and make you sweat
Just to see how [Gb] funky you can get
Now when I'm on the mic I do serve well
And I [Bb] go by the name of the rapper John Lewis
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[Bbm] But I [Ab] make mistakes
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[Ab] Now sit back, relax, put on your head [Bbm] gear
You ready for a [Gb] trip through the atmosphere
[Bbm] Gonna take you for a ride through the twilight zone
I don't need a spaceship, [Ebm] I use my microphone
[N] So hold on tight and whip all your mics
Cause I'll be rocking like this for the rest of the night
It's John Lewis y'all, your master rapper
And when I'm on the mic it's a shared disaster
Cause MC's crumble when we rumble
Some think I'm soft just because I'm humble
So all you MC's I hope you're real good listeners
Cause in this battle I'm taking no prisoners
I'm slaying MC's right on the spot
Cause I'm the master of the rap, the doctor of the rap
The jack of all trades, the master of one
And the thing I'm at is called having fun
We got three minutes left to rock this funk
To separate the good stuff from the junk
So get in the groove and feel the sound
And once you're inside spread yourself [Bbm] around
From the bottom to the [Fm] top, top to the [Bbm] bottom
Come on MC's, [Ebm] let's get funky while we [Bb] got it
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[Bbm] Me and my [Ebm] partner from the [Bbm] start
We used to get [Ab] together at the dock
[Bbm] Sometimes we rap, sometimes we sip
In the summer of the [Ab] week when it ain't no [Bbm] rain
And every set [Ebm] I first came [Bbm] round
Side by [Ab] side with [Bbm] Throwdown
We came here to [Ab] this here place
[Bb] To serve you [Fm] all right to your face
[Bbm] Because this damn [Ebm] camp is ours, so [Db] stubborn
We didn't want to [Ab] keep it but I guess we [Bbm] got it
With the men of the [Ebm] album and the [Db] ladies screaming
Holla too hot, it's [Ab] time to chew sweet to be [Gb] sour
I'm gonna [Ebm] set the record straight
[Bbm] And I hope that [Ab] it is not too late
[Bbm] If you want the [Ebm] best I won't settle for less
[Bb] Put your [Ab] money on me I'm your best bet
[Gb] Come on one for the trouble
_ [Db] Two for the pain
[Bbm] Three for the [Gb] ladies
[Ab] Four for the pain
Five [N] minutes to fuck, this ain't no joke
To pull your bottom off the tree stump
Ladies real pretty, city to city
But now we're getting down to the nitty gritty
From the bottom to the top, top to the bottom
I'm going to rock you while I still got em
Our rapping shower has style and power
And this is our disco hour
I don't know if all of you have heard
So it's up to me to spread the word
About the man that we feel has got to be real
I'm proud to put on the wheels of stick
He goes by the name of Grandmaster D
So if it's alright with you it's alright with me
We're gonna rock you people's minds with ease
With some help from the vice show if you [Bb] please
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[Bbm] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Db] _ [Fm] sorry if your [Ebm] priorities are off
But it's in your [Bb] hands
I'm on my way