First Call Chords by Nofx

[Em] All [F] my neighbors [C] are fast [A] asleep, [G] and I [F] can't find [C] anything to [Em] drink.
[A] [E] McKenzie's drank all [F] the great [Em] alcohol, so I'm [F] headed down the [C] street to first call.
Kitty and [F] the bat were staying [C] up late.
[D] Kitty [F] and Ginger [C] got something [E] up late.
[Am] But no one was [G] contented with [F] the Wednesday [G] wassall, so [E] I said it's [F] only for a short [C] walk to first call.
[E] Not a walk [F] of shame, it's [C] a walk [A] of pride.
[G] People gonna [F] work while [C] we're getting [E] by.
The [A] sun's [G] going up, [F] the drinks are [C] going down.
[E] Let's shut the [F] fuck down, [C] get the [A] next round.
6am, [F] we'll start all over again.
[C] No one applying our brakes, [Ab] we'll start just whippin' the shakes.
[A] We're gonna eat pickled egg.
[F] We're gonna see Toby 10.
[C] We're not gonna let someone [Ab] light up the car, it's hot.
[Em] It smells like [F] pizza, dog, [Em] diapers and [Am] log.
[G] And everyone [F] around me's almost [C] 60 [E] years old.
But [Am] we're gonna [G] share the next [F] hour or [C] two.
[Em] We all bet [F] each other [C] nothing's better than two.
[E] Irish [F] coffee [C] and Irish car [A] bomb.
A [G] fat drunk [F] Jew starts [C] singing this [E] song.
I [A] take a closer [G] look and the [F] fat guy is [C] me, so I [E] bite my [F] shot and he [C] bites me back [A] three.
6am, [F] we'll start all over again.
[C] No one applying our brakes, [E] we'll start just whippin' the shakes.
[A] We're gonna eat pickled egg.
[F] We're gonna hang with Dave Gray.
[C] We're not gonna let someone [E] light up the sun, it's work time.
[Eb] _ [C] _
[Em] _ [F] _ [C] _ [A] _ [G] _ [F] _ [C] _ [E] _
[A] _ [G] _ [F] _ [C] _ _ [F] _ [C] All [Em] my [F] neighbors are [C] fast [A] asleep and [D] I can't [F] find anything [C] to [Am] drink.
The love would [G] sprinkle them [F] [C] alcohol.
So [E] I'm gonna [F] be the first one at first [C] call.
[Em] I'm gonna [Dm] be the [C] _ _ [Em] [F] very [C] _ _
[Em] [Dm] first [C] one at first call.
[E] I'm gonna be the [Dm] first one [C] at first [E] call.