Chords for Finale Ultimo (Don't Feed The Plants)

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_ _ _ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ Subsequent to the events [Bm] you have [Am] just _ witnessed, _ _ [Dm]
similar events in [F] cities across [G] _
America.
_ _ _ _ [Em] Events which for a [E] striking _ [Am] _ resemblance _ _ [Dm] to the ones you have [F] just seen began [G] _ occurring. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
Subsequent to the events [G] you have [Am] just witnessed, _ _ _ _ [Dm] unsuspecting jerks from Maine [F] to [G] _ California _ _
Made [Em] the acquaintance of a [E] new breed [Am] of fly trap
_ And [Dm] thus we talked [F] into feeding [G] it _ _ blood
_ _ Whilst _ _ [C] the plan squirked their [F] terrible _ _ will
[D] Finding jerks who would feed them [G] their _ fill
And _ [E] _ _ _ proceeded [Am] to grow _ and _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] began what they're here [F] to _ do
Which [D] _
was essentially [G] _ _ to [F#] eat _ [Am] Cleveland, _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [Am] Peoria _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] and New York
_ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
They may offer you fortune and fame
Love [B] and money and instant acclaim
[Em] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ But in [E] the end
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
[E] They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos and family hills
[C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Look out, here comes [B] our big zoo
_ _ _ _ _ [E] Look out, here I [B] come for you
Here I come for you
Here I come for you
Here I come for you
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[Am] Hold your hat and hang on [E] to your sword
[A] _ Something's coming to keep the [E] world's _
[A] _ heart and we've still [E] got
_ [C] _
But whatever they offer you _
Though they're stopping the drop for [G] you
[C] _
Means [G] whatever _ [B] you tell [E] me the fact
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_ _ [B] _ _ [Bm] _ So be it
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