Chords for Fifty Ways to Catch Corona - Paul Simon Coronavirus Parody Song Remix ( covid-19 )
Tempo:
101.7 bpm
Chords used:
Dm
C
F
Bb
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
The [C] problem is all [Bb] inside your head, she said to me.
[Dm] The answer [C] is easy, [F] if you listen carefully.
[Dm] I'd like to help [C] you [Bb] in your struggle [Gm] to be free.
[Dm] There must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
[C] She said I really [Bb] hate to give [A] such attitude.
Furthermore, [Dm] I truly hope my social distance [E] isn't rude.
[Dm] But I'll repeat [C] myself, at [Bb] the risk of virus in my [A] food.
There must be 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
[Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands don't need to be [Bbm] clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry [Ab] about that moist breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
[Fm] Oh, just go out to eat, pee, hang [Ab] out at the pub.
Hands don't need [Bb] to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry about [Ab] that moist breeze, just touch [F] on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream.
[Dm] She [C] said it's all a [Bb] hoax, that nasty infectious curve.
And [Dm] forget about [C] this social [D] distance, if you have the [Dm] nerve.
I said, I [C] appreciate your advice,
[A] but could you please explain about the 50 ways?
[Dm]
She [C] said, why don't we [Bb] both just party hard [Gm] tonight?
No [Dm] respirators [C] needed
[F] anywhere inside.
And [Dm] then she coughed into [C] my mouth.
[Bb] And I knew that she [G] was right.
There [Dm] must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
[D] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands [Bb] don't need to be clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Ab] Don't worry about that moist breeze, just touch on your [F] face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
Oh, just go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
[Eb] But hands don't [Fm] need to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Fm] Don't worry about that moist [Ab] breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream.
[C]
[Dm] The answer [C] is easy, [F] if you listen carefully.
[Dm] I'd like to help [C] you [Bb] in your struggle [Gm] to be free.
[Dm] There must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
[C] She said I really [Bb] hate to give [A] such attitude.
Furthermore, [Dm] I truly hope my social distance [E] isn't rude.
[Dm] But I'll repeat [C] myself, at [Bb] the risk of virus in my [A] food.
There must be 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
[Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands don't need to be [Bbm] clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry [Ab] about that moist breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
[Fm] Oh, just go out to eat, pee, hang [Ab] out at the pub.
Hands don't need [Bb] to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry about [Ab] that moist breeze, just touch [F] on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream.
[Dm] She [C] said it's all a [Bb] hoax, that nasty infectious curve.
And [Dm] forget about [C] this social [D] distance, if you have the [Dm] nerve.
I said, I [C] appreciate your advice,
[A] but could you please explain about the 50 ways?
[Dm]
She [C] said, why don't we [Bb] both just party hard [Gm] tonight?
No [Dm] respirators [C] needed
[F] anywhere inside.
And [Dm] then she coughed into [C] my mouth.
[Bb] And I knew that she [G] was right.
There [Dm] must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
[D] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands [Bb] don't need to be clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Ab] Don't worry about that moist breeze, just touch on your [F] face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
Oh, just go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
[Eb] But hands don't [Fm] need to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Fm] Don't worry about that moist [Ab] breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream.
[C]
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Bb
Ab
Dm
C
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The [C] problem is all [Bb] inside your head, she said to me.
[Dm] The answer [C] is easy, [F] if you listen carefully.
[Dm] I'd like to help [C] you [Bb] in your struggle [Gm] to be free.
[Dm] There must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona. _ _
_ [C] She said I really [Bb] hate to give [A] such attitude.
Furthermore, [Dm] I truly hope my social distance [E] isn't rude.
[Dm] But I'll repeat [C] myself, at [Bb] the risk of virus in my [A] food.
There must be 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona. _ _
_ [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands don't need to be [Bbm] clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry [Ab] about that moist breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
[Fm] Oh, just go out to eat, pee, hang [Ab] out at the pub.
Hands don't need [Bb] to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
_ Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry about [Ab] that moist breeze, just touch [F] on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] She [C] said it's all a [Bb] hoax, that nasty infectious curve.
And [Dm] forget about [C] this social [D] distance, if you have the [Dm] nerve.
I said, I [C] appreciate your advice,
[A] but could you please explain about the 50 ways?
[Dm] _
_ _ _ _ She [C] said, why don't we [Bb] both just party hard [Gm] tonight?
No [Dm] respirators [C] needed _
[F] anywhere inside.
And [Dm] then she coughed into [C] my mouth.
[Bb] And I knew that she [G] was right.
There [Dm] must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
_ _ _ [D] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands [Bb] don't need to be clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, _ breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Ab] Don't worry about that moist breeze, just touch on your [F] face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
Oh, just go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
[Eb] But hands don't [Fm] need to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Fm] Don't worry about that moist [Ab] breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream.
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The [C] problem is all [Bb] inside your head, she said to me.
[Dm] The answer [C] is easy, [F] if you listen carefully.
[Dm] I'd like to help [C] you [Bb] in your struggle [Gm] to be free.
[Dm] There must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona. _ _
_ [C] She said I really [Bb] hate to give [A] such attitude.
Furthermore, [Dm] I truly hope my social distance [E] isn't rude.
[Dm] But I'll repeat [C] myself, at [Bb] the risk of virus in my [A] food.
There must be 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona. _ _
_ [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands don't need to be [Bbm] clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry [Ab] about that moist breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
[Fm] Oh, just go out to eat, pee, hang [Ab] out at the pub.
Hands don't need [Bb] to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
_ Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
Don't worry about [Ab] that moist breeze, just touch [F] on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] She [C] said it's all a [Bb] hoax, that nasty infectious curve.
And [Dm] forget about [C] this social [D] distance, if you have the [Dm] nerve.
I said, I [C] appreciate your advice,
[A] but could you please explain about the 50 ways?
[Dm] _
_ _ _ _ She [C] said, why don't we [Bb] both just party hard [Gm] tonight?
No [Dm] respirators [C] needed _
[F] anywhere inside.
And [Dm] then she coughed into [C] my mouth.
[Bb] And I knew that she [G] was right.
There [Dm] must be [Gm] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
_ _ _ [D] 50 ways [Dm] to catch Corona.
You just [F] go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
Hands [Bb] don't need to be clean, Jean.
You just [F] listen to me, _ breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Ab] Don't worry about that moist breeze, just touch on your [F] face, Grace.
Share a ciggy with me.
Oh, just go out to eat, pee, [Ab] hang out at the pub.
[Eb] But hands don't [Fm] need to be clean, Jean.
It's all [F] cool, you see.
Breathe in the sneeze, Louise.
[Fm] Don't worry about that moist [Ab] breeze, just [F] touch on your face, Grace.
Let's share this ice cream.
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