Chords for Fast Horses & Good Hideouts - Hey Shooter! Variety Show - Ep. 1

on your [Bb] news today?
Well, turn it up, man!
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_ Alright, so a [G] guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.
The doctor says, what happened?
The [C] frog says, [D] I don't know but it started with a bump on my ass! _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] Hey [D] Santa.
What do you call a redneck orgy?
I don't know, Al!
What?
Family reunion!
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Hey, shooter!
Hey, Danny!
I heard you quit drinking for good.
[G] That's right.
[C] Now I only drink [D] for evil.
Woo! _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ Hey, Shooter, you know how to get a nun pregnant?
How?
[D] Fuck her!
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I've taken about all the nonsense I can stand. _
_ _ So I'm gonna [N] sit here. _ _ _
Ladies and gentlemen, _ Shooter Jennings. _ _
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_ _ _ _ [F] When I was a teen I would always dream
[Gm] Of the Hollywood Vampire Club
_ [C] Racing the car up a mulled holland drive
Living [Bb] too fast for fear [F] and too fast for love
And now that my heart is out on a running [Gm] stake
Way up high
_ [C] What I wouldn't give for those simple times
[Bb] When my mind was idle [F] all the time
_ And here's [Bb] to those fast choices [C] and good _ [F] hideouts
A good old boy on a ragged ride
[C] Searching for a woman I saw on the bound
[Bb] _ Fast [F] choices and good _ _ hideouts
_ If John wasn't gone he'd put a coin in the jukebox
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Someday and never come
And [C] I pray that my son knows a friend like him
But the [Bb] dance doesn't end [F] before the song is done
_ I carry a piece of him and my dog and [Gm] my daddy
With me [Dm] today
[C] And I give a little piece to myself each time
Someone [Bb] else just [F] rides away
_ _ And here's to [Bb] those fast choices [C] and good hideouts
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A good old boy on a ragged ride
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Searching for a woman I saw on the [Bb] bound
Fast [F] choices and good [Bb] hideouts
And here's to those fast choices [C] and good _ [F] hideouts
If you don't watch you won't find out
[C] If you find a woman in the song you found
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_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Yeah, fast _ [C] _ _ choices
[F] A good old boy on a ragged ride
[C] _ Searching for a woman I saw on the [Bb] bound
Fast choices [F] and good [Bb] hideouts
And here's to those fast [C] choices and good hideouts
_ [F] If you don't watch you won't find out
[C] If you find a woman in the song you found
[Bb] _ Fast choices [F] and good hideouts
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_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ Hey man, is that Shooter?
Yeah man
Well turn it up [Bb] man! _
Fast [C] choices and good _ [G] hideouts
She's going dancing [A] with the gentlemen
The flowers are [Em] blooming on a Saturday night
Remember the [D] good old days?
[G] You know, war, [A] protest, going [E] to jail
Well man, we [Em] found this new album called Shooter
It's got all those [G] great songs we're gonna groove to [Gb] Just listen
D-R-U-N-K
[Db] D-R-U [D]-N-K
Come believe my life's gone
[A] Keep me through the troubles [D] up ahead
Shooter has it all man
Nine [Gb] original new hits by Shooter Jennings
One [G] record, no cassettes, or one CD
Call toll free or visit www.shooterjennings