Chords for FABULOUS FIVE INC SHAVING FOAM TROJAN REGGAE

_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ I have a sad story to tell you.
It might hurt your [G] feelings a bit.
_ Last night as I walked [C] in my bathroom,
[F] I stepped [G] in a big [C] pile of shaving cream.
Be nice and [F] clean.
Shave [C] everyday [G] and you'll [C] always look good.
I think I'll break up with my daughter.
_ Her antics are queer, [G] I'll admit. _ _
Next time I say, darling, [C] I love you,
[F] She tells [G] me that I'm [C] full of shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and [G] you'll always [C] look good.
My baby fell out of the window.
_ I thought that her head [G] would be split. _
But good luck was with [C] her that morning.
[F] She fell [G] in a [C] barrel of shaving cream.
Be nice and [F] clean.
[C] Shave everyday [G] and you'll [C] always look clean.
[D] My old lady died in her bathroom. _
She died from a [A] terrible stroke.
_ In order to [D] fulfill her weakness,
_ [G] She was [A] buried in six [D] feet of shaving cream.
Be nice and [G] clean.
Shave [D] everyday [A] and you'll [D] always look clean.
When I was at camp in Miami,
_ One day I looked [A] inside my kit.
_ I tried to find me [D] some highly, _
[G] But the damn thing [A] was loaded [D] with shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
[G] Shave [D] everyday and [A] you'll always [D] look clean.
Now this is the end of my story.
_ I think it is time I [A] should quit. _
And if any one of you do [D] not like it,
Push [G] your head in [A] a bucket [D] of shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
[G] Shave [D] everyday and [A] you'll always look clean.
Alright!
Shaving cream.
_ Be nice and clean.
[G] Shave everyday and [A] you'll always _ _ _ look clean. _