Chords for Everything Wrong With Ariana Grande - "Break Free"
Tempo:
125.6 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
F#m
E
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#m] [D]
Are we all out of ideas where we're now back to the scrolling letters?
Ariana, you're the future, baby.
They have hologram [G#m] concerts now, for f***s sake.
Let's elevate some ideas.
And two steps ahead of present day sexiness.
That's exactly what I say when I'm flexing in the mirror every morning.
I call that s*** potential muscle.
Also this intro has the production quality of the worst Star Wars porn parody I've ever seen.
And trust me, I've seen a lot of Star Wars porn parodies.
[C] An inconceivable [F] outer space adventure.
Really?
[C#] Because we've seen Interstellar and we promise you've been beat to this game already, Ariana.
You'll [E] soil yourself.
Look, I'm on the verge of soiling myself simply by clicking on an Ariana Grande video.
We're 21 seconds in and all we have is s*** copy and no Ariana.
Snap to it, please.
I understand his name is in the title, but I still have no clue who this Zed character is.
But based off his name, I already hate him.
That's the type of name a yoga instructor has who methodically tries to [F#] f*** my wife
through what he calls core strength training.
Well, we have a director for this music video, so this ought to be the type of story arc
[Bm] we build an empire on.
[F#m] Take a big step back, George Lucas.
Chris Mars Pelliero is here and he's brought Zed with him.
Not to be crude, but Miss Grande, you seem to have alien semen on your face shaped in
the form [A] of a henna tattoo.
Hey, you're a guest on this [C#] other planet.
Treat it like your own [D] home.
Oh, wait, you just [F#m] have.
By [A] littering.
Does this planet have crying [D] Native Americans?
So does Ariana's [F#m] wardrobe only consist of sexy frilly [D] leotards and thigh highs?
And if so, [F#m] how do they hold up in the interstellar atmosphere?
[A] These are important [C#m] questions, motherf***ers.
[D] Based on how she's carrying that space [Bm] gun, Ariana clearly [A] had no weapons training.
[D] But she is from Florida where it truly [F#m] doesn't matter.
They shoot people there over anything.
[Bm] And I only want to starve [F#m] full or sleep work or f*** alone.
See, it's fun [Bm] to put words together.
These people [A] were put into Ariana's rave jail for enjoying a Taylor Swift [C#] song a little too much.
[D] What's the point of locking these people [A#] away when there's clearly [F#] nowhere to go on this planet?
[A] Also, what's with the alien guards?
[D] You could come up with any type of alien creature [A] and you've decided to just copy paste [D] every
other alien ever drawn by humans.
Yay, it's so good to be out [A] of that prison I was in for 30 seconds it didn't look uncomfortable
[D] at all in.
These twins were [Am] actually serving a mandatory minimum sentence of 20 [D] years for wearing MC
hammer pants, which is a fashion [A] crime throughout the galaxy.
[D] This is exactly how most of my raunchiest dreams start.
Just me and a pop [A] star along with three aliens about to [F#m] shoot and I save her and the deck.
This alien face [A] looks, well, really bad.
Like you could [D] buy that sh** at Party City.
Has Ariana Grande seen Thriller?
MJ set the bar many years ago for makeup, so let's step [F#m] up our game.
Hey, just duck because we have to assume that bullets aren't nearly as fast as bullets are
on Earth because, well, I live in [Em] America.
God help us.
This is the part where Ariana walks up and down a random white hallway [A#] that goes nowhere.
The [E] average person touches their face 3.6 times an hour, but Ariana crushes that within
1.3. seconds. This alien is a really sh**ty [Bm] shot and the worst fighter ever. Ariana Grande can't be that big and they're getting their alien asses kicked like she's Ronda Rousey. Out of all [F#m] the pop stars that I'd trust to kill off aliens, [D] respectfully, there's no way it'd be the lovely, delectable [F#m] Ariana Grande. Have you seen Bitch Better Have My [Bm] Money? The choice has been made. Ah, [E] we should have gotten Neil deGrasse [C#] Tyson to narrate this one. Oh, okay, sure, [D] why not now have the cheapest [F#m] transformer I've ever seen in this video too? [A] You know, it would really pull back the layers of our creative onion. I get there's zero [F#m] gravity, [E] but you know you can [D] still get dressed vertically, right? Also, I don't think astronauts [F#m] dress this [Am] way. In fact, going to space [C#m] should be like you're [D] running down to the corner store just to pick up milk, meaning you can wear anything, [A] because [D] there's no one to impress. And if this is a free-floating, [A] zero-gravity room, why is there a set of table and chairs back there? If you missed that, that was a former Nickelodeon star shooting missiles [D] out of her tits. This video [F#m] just took a turn toward [A] awesome. I can only imagine the director lining this shot up. [F#m] Ariana, here's where you casually shoot your tits at a robot because, well, music videos. Okay, action! I wasn't rooting for Ariana until after these breast missiles were [E] fired. Now I'm like, kill the f***ing transformer! [A] Everyone, don't worry. [D] Everything is okay. This [A] is just the inside of Bill Cosby's head. Oh, I wasn't expecting this guy to [F#m] look this way when turning around. [E] He looks like the type of villain who masturbates to Genghis [A] Khan [Bm] documentaries. Villain laughs [A] too much while heroin is captured, cliche. Also, the villain is vaguely Asian, [F#m] even though this s*** happens in outer [E] space. So this was obviously [A] forced symbolism with the mention of break free while breaking free from the chains, which is also [G] visually [F#m] representative of a sadomasochistic lifestyle. [Am] Meaning Ariana may be into some kinky s***. I [F#m] just wanted to ask you [D] out! [A] [F#m] Mama! [A] We seriously have no f***ing clue what she said here. Careful with the auto-erotic asphyxiation, Ariana. [E] That's how the guy from [D] Inexcess died. What, too soon? Ariana has now won the hearts [A] of everyone, especially cross-dressing Star Wars fans with that lightsaber lipstick move. Also, lightsaber [D] lipstick only adheres if you're a multi-platinum pop star. Miley, [A] you know what I'm saying. If you only get a few teleports in your life, what a waste it would be to use one to get to this guy. [D] Do yourself a favor and stay away. Never trust a man whose name sounds [A] like he's head of KGB mission [C#m] control. [D] We're not sure what this [E] little adorable creature is, but it's scary as s***. [F#] When does Ariana [N] expose her total recall third breast to liven this f***ing space party up? According to her videos, Ariana will literally only dance by wiggling around while lying down, flipping her hair in zero gravity, or shuffling around in massive heels in a six-inch radius while moderately shaking her ass. It's in her contract and everything. Ariana is also freaked out by the dwarf alien elephant and decides to joke the little guy. This is exactly what people wear at Zedd's typical Russian dance parties. Jesus Christ, Ariana had to bring Dre's beats into space. That's how space wars are started. You bring one member of NWA into space and s*** is going down. Try [E] [F#m] to hide it, [Bm] fake it. [D] [Dm] You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of [B] things and ideas you've just crossed over into. [A] That's right, [Em] [F] savior [D] of the universe. [C#] [G#] [A#m]
[N] [Am] Bhukti Degi [G] Kalima. [Em] Help [A] warp one, [B] engage. [C#] [Dm] [G] [C] [C#]
[Dm] [G] [C] [Dm]
[G] [Dm] [G]
Are we all out of ideas where we're now back to the scrolling letters?
Ariana, you're the future, baby.
They have hologram [G#m] concerts now, for f***s sake.
Let's elevate some ideas.
And two steps ahead of present day sexiness.
That's exactly what I say when I'm flexing in the mirror every morning.
I call that s*** potential muscle.
Also this intro has the production quality of the worst Star Wars porn parody I've ever seen.
And trust me, I've seen a lot of Star Wars porn parodies.
[C] An inconceivable [F] outer space adventure.
Really?
[C#] Because we've seen Interstellar and we promise you've been beat to this game already, Ariana.
You'll [E] soil yourself.
Look, I'm on the verge of soiling myself simply by clicking on an Ariana Grande video.
We're 21 seconds in and all we have is s*** copy and no Ariana.
Snap to it, please.
I understand his name is in the title, but I still have no clue who this Zed character is.
But based off his name, I already hate him.
That's the type of name a yoga instructor has who methodically tries to [F#] f*** my wife
through what he calls core strength training.
Well, we have a director for this music video, so this ought to be the type of story arc
[Bm] we build an empire on.
[F#m] Take a big step back, George Lucas.
Chris Mars Pelliero is here and he's brought Zed with him.
Not to be crude, but Miss Grande, you seem to have alien semen on your face shaped in
the form [A] of a henna tattoo.
Hey, you're a guest on this [C#] other planet.
Treat it like your own [D] home.
Oh, wait, you just [F#m] have.
By [A] littering.
Does this planet have crying [D] Native Americans?
So does Ariana's [F#m] wardrobe only consist of sexy frilly [D] leotards and thigh highs?
And if so, [F#m] how do they hold up in the interstellar atmosphere?
[A] These are important [C#m] questions, motherf***ers.
[D] Based on how she's carrying that space [Bm] gun, Ariana clearly [A] had no weapons training.
[D] But she is from Florida where it truly [F#m] doesn't matter.
They shoot people there over anything.
[Bm] And I only want to starve [F#m] full or sleep work or f*** alone.
See, it's fun [Bm] to put words together.
These people [A] were put into Ariana's rave jail for enjoying a Taylor Swift [C#] song a little too much.
[D] What's the point of locking these people [A#] away when there's clearly [F#] nowhere to go on this planet?
[A] Also, what's with the alien guards?
[D] You could come up with any type of alien creature [A] and you've decided to just copy paste [D] every
other alien ever drawn by humans.
Yay, it's so good to be out [A] of that prison I was in for 30 seconds it didn't look uncomfortable
[D] at all in.
These twins were [Am] actually serving a mandatory minimum sentence of 20 [D] years for wearing MC
hammer pants, which is a fashion [A] crime throughout the galaxy.
[D] This is exactly how most of my raunchiest dreams start.
Just me and a pop [A] star along with three aliens about to [F#m] shoot and I save her and the deck.
This alien face [A] looks, well, really bad.
Like you could [D] buy that sh** at Party City.
Has Ariana Grande seen Thriller?
MJ set the bar many years ago for makeup, so let's step [F#m] up our game.
Hey, just duck because we have to assume that bullets aren't nearly as fast as bullets are
on Earth because, well, I live in [Em] America.
God help us.
This is the part where Ariana walks up and down a random white hallway [A#] that goes nowhere.
The [E] average person touches their face 3.6 times an hour, but Ariana crushes that within
1.3. seconds. This alien is a really sh**ty [Bm] shot and the worst fighter ever. Ariana Grande can't be that big and they're getting their alien asses kicked like she's Ronda Rousey. Out of all [F#m] the pop stars that I'd trust to kill off aliens, [D] respectfully, there's no way it'd be the lovely, delectable [F#m] Ariana Grande. Have you seen Bitch Better Have My [Bm] Money? The choice has been made. Ah, [E] we should have gotten Neil deGrasse [C#] Tyson to narrate this one. Oh, okay, sure, [D] why not now have the cheapest [F#m] transformer I've ever seen in this video too? [A] You know, it would really pull back the layers of our creative onion. I get there's zero [F#m] gravity, [E] but you know you can [D] still get dressed vertically, right? Also, I don't think astronauts [F#m] dress this [Am] way. In fact, going to space [C#m] should be like you're [D] running down to the corner store just to pick up milk, meaning you can wear anything, [A] because [D] there's no one to impress. And if this is a free-floating, [A] zero-gravity room, why is there a set of table and chairs back there? If you missed that, that was a former Nickelodeon star shooting missiles [D] out of her tits. This video [F#m] just took a turn toward [A] awesome. I can only imagine the director lining this shot up. [F#m] Ariana, here's where you casually shoot your tits at a robot because, well, music videos. Okay, action! I wasn't rooting for Ariana until after these breast missiles were [E] fired. Now I'm like, kill the f***ing transformer! [A] Everyone, don't worry. [D] Everything is okay. This [A] is just the inside of Bill Cosby's head. Oh, I wasn't expecting this guy to [F#m] look this way when turning around. [E] He looks like the type of villain who masturbates to Genghis [A] Khan [Bm] documentaries. Villain laughs [A] too much while heroin is captured, cliche. Also, the villain is vaguely Asian, [F#m] even though this s*** happens in outer [E] space. So this was obviously [A] forced symbolism with the mention of break free while breaking free from the chains, which is also [G] visually [F#m] representative of a sadomasochistic lifestyle. [Am] Meaning Ariana may be into some kinky s***. I [F#m] just wanted to ask you [D] out! [A] [F#m] Mama! [A] We seriously have no f***ing clue what she said here. Careful with the auto-erotic asphyxiation, Ariana. [E] That's how the guy from [D] Inexcess died. What, too soon? Ariana has now won the hearts [A] of everyone, especially cross-dressing Star Wars fans with that lightsaber lipstick move. Also, lightsaber [D] lipstick only adheres if you're a multi-platinum pop star. Miley, [A] you know what I'm saying. If you only get a few teleports in your life, what a waste it would be to use one to get to this guy. [D] Do yourself a favor and stay away. Never trust a man whose name sounds [A] like he's head of KGB mission [C#m] control. [D] We're not sure what this [E] little adorable creature is, but it's scary as s***. [F#] When does Ariana [N] expose her total recall third breast to liven this f***ing space party up? According to her videos, Ariana will literally only dance by wiggling around while lying down, flipping her hair in zero gravity, or shuffling around in massive heels in a six-inch radius while moderately shaking her ass. It's in her contract and everything. Ariana is also freaked out by the dwarf alien elephant and decides to joke the little guy. This is exactly what people wear at Zedd's typical Russian dance parties. Jesus Christ, Ariana had to bring Dre's beats into space. That's how space wars are started. You bring one member of NWA into space and s*** is going down. Try [E] [F#m] to hide it, [Bm] fake it. [D] [Dm] You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of [B] things and ideas you've just crossed over into. [A] That's right, [Em] [F] savior [D] of the universe. [C#] [G#] [A#m]
[N] [Am] Bhukti Degi [G] Kalima. [Em] Help [A] warp one, [B] engage. [C#] [Dm] [G] [C] [C#]
[Dm] [G] [C] [Dm]
[G] [Dm] [G]
Key:
D
A
F#m
E
Bm
D
A
F#m
_ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ [D] _
Are we all out of ideas where we're now back to the scrolling letters?
Ariana, you're the future, baby.
They have hologram [G#m] concerts now, for f***s sake.
Let's elevate some ideas.
And two steps ahead of present day sexiness.
That's exactly what I say when I'm flexing in the mirror every morning.
I call that s*** potential muscle.
Also this intro has the production quality of the worst Star Wars porn parody I've ever seen.
And trust me, I've seen a lot of Star Wars porn parodies.
[C] An inconceivable [F] outer space adventure.
Really?
[C#] Because we've seen Interstellar and we promise you've been beat to this game already, Ariana.
You'll [E] soil yourself.
Look, I'm on the verge of soiling myself simply by clicking on an Ariana Grande video.
We're 21 seconds in and all we have is s*** copy and no Ariana.
Snap to it, please.
I understand his name is in the title, but I still have no clue who this Zed character is.
But based off his name, I already hate him.
That's the type of name a yoga instructor has who methodically tries to [F#] f*** my wife
through what he calls core strength training.
Well, we have a director for this music video, so this ought to be the type of story arc
[Bm] we build an empire on.
[F#m] Take a big step back, George Lucas.
Chris Mars Pelliero is here and he's brought Zed with him.
Not to be crude, but Miss Grande, you seem to have alien semen on your face shaped in
the form [A] of a henna tattoo.
Hey, you're a guest on this [C#] other planet.
Treat it like your own [D] home.
Oh, wait, you just [F#m] have.
By [A] littering.
Does this planet have crying [D] Native Americans?
So does Ariana's [F#m] wardrobe only consist of sexy frilly [D] leotards and thigh highs?
And if so, [F#m] how do they hold up in the interstellar atmosphere?
[A] These are important [C#m] questions, motherf***ers.
[D] Based on how she's carrying that space [Bm] gun, Ariana clearly [A] had no weapons training.
[D] But she is from Florida where it truly [F#m] doesn't matter.
They shoot people there over anything.
_ [Bm] And _ _ _ I only want to starve [F#m] full or sleep work or f*** alone.
See, it's fun [Bm] to put words together.
These people [A] were put into Ariana's rave jail for enjoying a Taylor Swift [C#] song a little too much.
[D] What's the point of locking these people [A#] away when there's clearly [F#] nowhere to go on this planet?
[A] Also, what's with the alien guards?
[D] You could come up with any type of alien creature [A] and you've decided to just copy paste [D] every
other alien ever drawn by humans.
Yay, it's so good to be out [A] of that prison I was in for 30 seconds it didn't look uncomfortable
[D] at all in.
These twins were [Am] actually serving a mandatory minimum sentence of 20 [D] years for wearing MC
hammer pants, which is a fashion [A] crime throughout the galaxy.
[D] This is exactly how most of my raunchiest dreams start.
Just me and a pop [A] star along with three aliens about to [F#m] shoot and I save her and the deck.
This alien face [A] looks, well, really bad.
Like you could [D] buy that sh** at Party City.
Has Ariana Grande seen Thriller?
MJ set the bar many years ago for makeup, so let's step [F#m] up our game.
Hey, just duck because we have to assume that bullets aren't nearly as fast as bullets are
on Earth because, well, I live in [Em] America.
God help us.
This is the part where Ariana walks up and down a random white hallway [A#] that goes nowhere.
The [E] average person touches their face 3.6 times an hour, but Ariana crushes that within
1.3. seconds. This alien is a really sh**ty [Bm] shot and the worst fighter ever. Ariana Grande can't be that big and they're getting their alien asses kicked like she's Ronda Rousey. Out of all [F#m] the pop stars that I'd trust to kill off aliens, [D] respectfully, there's no way it'd be the lovely, delectable [F#m] Ariana Grande. Have you seen Bitch Better Have My [Bm] Money? The choice has been made. Ah, [E] we should have gotten Neil deGrasse [C#] Tyson to narrate this one. Oh, okay, sure, [D] why not now have the cheapest [F#m] transformer I've ever seen in this video too? [A] You know, it would really pull back the layers of our creative onion. I get there's zero [F#m] gravity, [E] but you know you can [D] still get dressed vertically, right? Also, I don't think astronauts [F#m] dress this [Am] way. In fact, going to space [C#m] should be like you're [D] running down to the corner store just to pick up milk, meaning you can wear anything, [A] because [D] there's no one to impress. And if this is a free-floating, [A] zero-gravity room, why is there a set of table and chairs back there? If you missed that, that was a former Nickelodeon star shooting missiles [D] out of her tits. This video [F#m] just took a turn toward [A] awesome. I can only imagine the director lining this shot up. [F#m] Ariana, here's where you casually shoot your tits at a robot because, well, music videos. Okay, action! I wasn't rooting for Ariana until after these breast missiles were [E] fired. Now I'm like, kill the f***ing transformer! [A] Everyone, don't worry. [D] Everything is okay. This [A] is just the inside of Bill Cosby's head. Oh, I wasn't expecting this guy to [F#m] look this way when turning around. [E] He looks like the type of villain who masturbates to Genghis [A] Khan [Bm] documentaries. Villain laughs [A] too much while heroin is captured, cliche. Also, the villain is vaguely Asian, [F#m] even though this s*** happens in outer [E] space. So this was obviously [A] forced symbolism with the mention of break free while breaking free from the chains, which is also [G] visually [F#m] representative of a sadomasochistic lifestyle. [Am] Meaning Ariana may be into some kinky s***. I [F#m] just wanted to ask you _ [D] out! [A] _ [F#m] Mama! [A] We seriously have no f***ing clue what she said here. Careful with the auto-erotic asphyxiation, Ariana. [E] That's how the guy from [D] Inexcess died. What, too soon? Ariana has now won the hearts [A] of everyone, especially cross-dressing Star Wars fans with that lightsaber lipstick move. Also, lightsaber [D] lipstick only adheres if you're a multi-platinum pop star. Miley, [A] you know what I'm saying. If you only get a few teleports in your life, what a waste it would be to use one to get to this guy. [D] Do yourself a favor and stay away. Never trust a man whose name sounds [A] like he's head of KGB mission [C#m] control. [D] We're not sure what this [E] little adorable creature is, but it's scary as s***. [F#] When does Ariana [N] expose her total recall third breast to liven this f***ing space party up? According to her videos, Ariana will literally only dance by wiggling around while lying down, flipping her hair in zero gravity, or shuffling around in massive heels in a six-inch radius while moderately shaking her ass. It's in her contract and everything. Ariana is also freaked out by the dwarf alien elephant and decides to joke the little guy. This is exactly what people wear at Zedd's typical Russian dance parties. Jesus Christ, Ariana had to bring Dre's beats into space. That's how space wars are started. You bring one member of NWA into space and s*** is going down. Try _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] to hide it, _ _ [Bm] fake it. _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of [B] things and ideas you've just crossed over into. [A] _ That's right, _ [Em] _ _ _ [F] savior [D] of the universe. [C#] _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [A#m] _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] Bhukti Degi [G] Kalima. [Em] _ _ Help [A] warp one, [B] engage. _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [C#] _ _
[Dm] _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _
Are we all out of ideas where we're now back to the scrolling letters?
Ariana, you're the future, baby.
They have hologram [G#m] concerts now, for f***s sake.
Let's elevate some ideas.
And two steps ahead of present day sexiness.
That's exactly what I say when I'm flexing in the mirror every morning.
I call that s*** potential muscle.
Also this intro has the production quality of the worst Star Wars porn parody I've ever seen.
And trust me, I've seen a lot of Star Wars porn parodies.
[C] An inconceivable [F] outer space adventure.
Really?
[C#] Because we've seen Interstellar and we promise you've been beat to this game already, Ariana.
You'll [E] soil yourself.
Look, I'm on the verge of soiling myself simply by clicking on an Ariana Grande video.
We're 21 seconds in and all we have is s*** copy and no Ariana.
Snap to it, please.
I understand his name is in the title, but I still have no clue who this Zed character is.
But based off his name, I already hate him.
That's the type of name a yoga instructor has who methodically tries to [F#] f*** my wife
through what he calls core strength training.
Well, we have a director for this music video, so this ought to be the type of story arc
[Bm] we build an empire on.
[F#m] Take a big step back, George Lucas.
Chris Mars Pelliero is here and he's brought Zed with him.
Not to be crude, but Miss Grande, you seem to have alien semen on your face shaped in
the form [A] of a henna tattoo.
Hey, you're a guest on this [C#] other planet.
Treat it like your own [D] home.
Oh, wait, you just [F#m] have.
By [A] littering.
Does this planet have crying [D] Native Americans?
So does Ariana's [F#m] wardrobe only consist of sexy frilly [D] leotards and thigh highs?
And if so, [F#m] how do they hold up in the interstellar atmosphere?
[A] These are important [C#m] questions, motherf***ers.
[D] Based on how she's carrying that space [Bm] gun, Ariana clearly [A] had no weapons training.
[D] But she is from Florida where it truly [F#m] doesn't matter.
They shoot people there over anything.
_ [Bm] And _ _ _ I only want to starve [F#m] full or sleep work or f*** alone.
See, it's fun [Bm] to put words together.
These people [A] were put into Ariana's rave jail for enjoying a Taylor Swift [C#] song a little too much.
[D] What's the point of locking these people [A#] away when there's clearly [F#] nowhere to go on this planet?
[A] Also, what's with the alien guards?
[D] You could come up with any type of alien creature [A] and you've decided to just copy paste [D] every
other alien ever drawn by humans.
Yay, it's so good to be out [A] of that prison I was in for 30 seconds it didn't look uncomfortable
[D] at all in.
These twins were [Am] actually serving a mandatory minimum sentence of 20 [D] years for wearing MC
hammer pants, which is a fashion [A] crime throughout the galaxy.
[D] This is exactly how most of my raunchiest dreams start.
Just me and a pop [A] star along with three aliens about to [F#m] shoot and I save her and the deck.
This alien face [A] looks, well, really bad.
Like you could [D] buy that sh** at Party City.
Has Ariana Grande seen Thriller?
MJ set the bar many years ago for makeup, so let's step [F#m] up our game.
Hey, just duck because we have to assume that bullets aren't nearly as fast as bullets are
on Earth because, well, I live in [Em] America.
God help us.
This is the part where Ariana walks up and down a random white hallway [A#] that goes nowhere.
The [E] average person touches their face 3.6 times an hour, but Ariana crushes that within
1.3. seconds. This alien is a really sh**ty [Bm] shot and the worst fighter ever. Ariana Grande can't be that big and they're getting their alien asses kicked like she's Ronda Rousey. Out of all [F#m] the pop stars that I'd trust to kill off aliens, [D] respectfully, there's no way it'd be the lovely, delectable [F#m] Ariana Grande. Have you seen Bitch Better Have My [Bm] Money? The choice has been made. Ah, [E] we should have gotten Neil deGrasse [C#] Tyson to narrate this one. Oh, okay, sure, [D] why not now have the cheapest [F#m] transformer I've ever seen in this video too? [A] You know, it would really pull back the layers of our creative onion. I get there's zero [F#m] gravity, [E] but you know you can [D] still get dressed vertically, right? Also, I don't think astronauts [F#m] dress this [Am] way. In fact, going to space [C#m] should be like you're [D] running down to the corner store just to pick up milk, meaning you can wear anything, [A] because [D] there's no one to impress. And if this is a free-floating, [A] zero-gravity room, why is there a set of table and chairs back there? If you missed that, that was a former Nickelodeon star shooting missiles [D] out of her tits. This video [F#m] just took a turn toward [A] awesome. I can only imagine the director lining this shot up. [F#m] Ariana, here's where you casually shoot your tits at a robot because, well, music videos. Okay, action! I wasn't rooting for Ariana until after these breast missiles were [E] fired. Now I'm like, kill the f***ing transformer! [A] Everyone, don't worry. [D] Everything is okay. This [A] is just the inside of Bill Cosby's head. Oh, I wasn't expecting this guy to [F#m] look this way when turning around. [E] He looks like the type of villain who masturbates to Genghis [A] Khan [Bm] documentaries. Villain laughs [A] too much while heroin is captured, cliche. Also, the villain is vaguely Asian, [F#m] even though this s*** happens in outer [E] space. So this was obviously [A] forced symbolism with the mention of break free while breaking free from the chains, which is also [G] visually [F#m] representative of a sadomasochistic lifestyle. [Am] Meaning Ariana may be into some kinky s***. I [F#m] just wanted to ask you _ [D] out! [A] _ [F#m] Mama! [A] We seriously have no f***ing clue what she said here. Careful with the auto-erotic asphyxiation, Ariana. [E] That's how the guy from [D] Inexcess died. What, too soon? Ariana has now won the hearts [A] of everyone, especially cross-dressing Star Wars fans with that lightsaber lipstick move. Also, lightsaber [D] lipstick only adheres if you're a multi-platinum pop star. Miley, [A] you know what I'm saying. If you only get a few teleports in your life, what a waste it would be to use one to get to this guy. [D] Do yourself a favor and stay away. Never trust a man whose name sounds [A] like he's head of KGB mission [C#m] control. [D] We're not sure what this [E] little adorable creature is, but it's scary as s***. [F#] When does Ariana [N] expose her total recall third breast to liven this f***ing space party up? According to her videos, Ariana will literally only dance by wiggling around while lying down, flipping her hair in zero gravity, or shuffling around in massive heels in a six-inch radius while moderately shaking her ass. It's in her contract and everything. Ariana is also freaked out by the dwarf alien elephant and decides to joke the little guy. This is exactly what people wear at Zedd's typical Russian dance parties. Jesus Christ, Ariana had to bring Dre's beats into space. That's how space wars are started. You bring one member of NWA into space and s*** is going down. Try _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] to hide it, _ _ [Bm] fake it. _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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