Every Holloween Chords by Insane Clown Posse

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] [Cm] I paint my face every year, all day.
The 31st ain't nothing to me.
Another [Dm] holiday.
All the sudden face paintings and style and I've been doing it ever [Ebm] since Gilligan's Island [Cm] was on.
Will try and live it all year though.
Try and pick up a chick when you paint it up like a [Dm] war doll.
I'm 68 years old, I still trick or treat.
You think I [Ebm] care?
Shit.
I'm trying to [Cm] find something to eat and tell them old ladies, keep your pennies.
If it ain't about a quarter, don't even [Dm] bother.
I'm sick of these little kids too.
I know you did it.
Put a brick [Eb] in your bag and hit me in the [Cm] head when you're hungry.
And then they take my candy and diss.
Look what I got from the fat guy I painted [Dm] like Kiss.
All year I'm a psycho, huh?
I see.
But each and [Ebm] every Halloween, you [C] wanna be me.
_ So, finish every [D]
Halloween.
All for me.
[Eb] I'm sick of these [C] little kids too.
So, finish every [D]
Halloween.
All for me.
[Eb] I'm one of the meanest [Cm] men.
I'm the gorilla, I'm the claw for fish, and I'm a bag lady.
All made love and had a little [Dm] baby.
And supposedly I'm the one.
But at this [Eb] point, that's only purely [Cm] speculation.
On Halloween, people smile at me.
The rest of the year, they dial the [Dm] police.
They kick me off their lawn and shoot me off their cars.
But on Halloween, [Eb] they're giving me candy [Cm] bars.
Trick or treat, it's 530 in the morning.
I'm still out.
I'm standing on your [Dm] lawn and I'm looking through your window.
Tap, tap.
I see a gummy [Eb] bear on the table.
You gonna eat [Cm] that?
My paint don't come off.
And if it did, you think I'm scary now?
Shit!
[Dm] I look like Frankenstein.
It's been slapped with ugly.
Yet children [Ebm] hug me on [C] Halloween.
_ But each and _ every [D] Halloween, you wanna be me.
I'm [Eb] sick of these little [C] kids too.
So, _ finish every [D] Halloween.
I wanna be a vampire.
I [Eb] wanna be a [C] vampire.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm] _
364, people hate my guts.
On Halloween, though, they wanna ride my [Dm] nuts.
They dress up like monsters, freaks, and clowns.
And pass jelly [Ebm] bears, goobers, and suckers [Cm] around.
The next day when I try to trick or treat,
it's get off my bus or I'll call the cops, you [Dm] freak.
I don't understand you people, but that's okay.
I'll see you next time [C] you all try to be violent.
I'm gonna be a big J.
_ _ _ It's every [D] Halloween, I _ _ [Eb] wanna be me.
[C] _
_ _ _ _ It's every [D] Halloween, _ _ _ I [Eb] wanna be [C] me.
Everyone's in my heart, everybody's in my heart.
It's every [D] Halloween, _ _ _ I [Eb] wanna be [C] me.
Everybody's in my heart, so _ everybody's in my [D] heart.
Everybody's in my heart, I don't care.
So [Eb] don't tell me I [C] don't care.
Everybody in my heart, so I don't care.
_ _ _ [D] _