Chords for Eric Hutchinson - My Bio Teacher is a Druggie [Extra]

_ Hey everybody, I'm Eric Hutchinson.
I am very excited to be doing my first week.
We did
a whole song contest where people wrote in tons of song ideas that I would then write
a song about.
I got a ton of great emails and I really loved reading them all.
So thank
you guys for sending them in.
The one I picked for this week is written by Christina and
she says, I'm pretty sure my biology teacher is a druggie.
And then she tells me a bunch
about her biology teacher.
So I wrote this song.
It's called My Bio [E] Teacher is a Druggie. _ _ _
Let me paint a picture of my [Dbm] [A] biology teacher.
[E] A man with lots of brains [B] to spare, an ordinary
[A] speaker.
_ [E]
As the [Ab] semester's worn on, [A] he's been acting kind of nutty.
Which leads me [Ab] to conclude
that [Dbm] my bio teacher is a [A] druggie.
And I can prove it.
[D] _ [A] _ _ [E] I never understand a single word
he says.
[Ab] He's all pause and strangely.
[Dbm] He likes to make weird jokes to himself and [A] they
come out quite derangely.
[E] I stayed after class to ask a question [Ab] about a test.
Things got
kind of gnarly.
[Dbm] He pulled out his guitar and asked me if I wanted to [A] hear a song by
Bob Marley.
_ [E] My bio teacher is [Ab] a druggie.
[Dbm] _
[A] Oh, oh, oh, I [E] said my bio teacher [Bb] is a druggie
and I [E] can prove it.
Oh.
He's always after students if they've got some [Ab] chips or maybe
some Cheetos.
[Dbm] When we say no, he grabs his own backpack and pulls out some Doritos.
[E] His
eyes are red, his temper's fair, [Ab] if you know what I mean.
I [Dbm] snuck into his top desk drawer
and it was full [A] to the brim with viazine.
_ _ I [E] said my bio teacher is a [Abm] druggie.
_ _ [Em] My bio
teacher [Dbm] is a druggie and I can prove it.
He's off the deep end.
I can see the [A] signs.
This
class is impossible to [Dbm] pay attention in.
Oh, [A] oh, oh, he's off the deep [Dbm] end and I can see
the [Gbm] signs.
And [B] we are impressionable young [E] minds.
The man should be telling us about
[Ab] skeletons but all he talks about is Pink Floyd.
When [E] I say I don't see the connection,
[A] he just gets kind of annoyed.
[E] He's got this laser pointer [Ab] that he shines into his eyes.
[Dbm] Let me spell it.
Right here, the man [A] is H-I-G-H.
_ [E] _
_ My [Ab] bio teacher's a druggie.
I said my [Dbm] bio
teacher's a druggie.
He's a [A] druggie, he's a druggie and I can prove it.
My [E] bio teacher.
_ [Ab] My bio teacher.
_ My bio teacher.
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B]
That's my first song.
Please write in more ideas.
If
you have them, you can send them in to myehutchsong at gmail.com. Looking forward to reading more.
Thanks for watching, guys.