Chords for English Teacher - The World’s Biggest Paving Slab

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_ _ _ _ _ [F] [E] I am the world's biggest paving slab but no one can walk over [F] me.
[D] I am [E] the Pendle Witch's Johnson _ [Em]
and I am the Ingle Bay.
[G] I am the Bank [E] of the Golden Post Box and the Festival of R _ [Dm]&B.
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I am not the terrorist down the street but I am a victim.
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[A] _ _ the world's biggest paving slab _ _ _ _ _ so watch your [E] fucking feet. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [F] [E] I am the world's biggest paving slab but I sit here _ quietly.
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No one ever looks down at the ground here.
No one ever notices me.
[G] I wish I were [A] born with a [E] stone and a mid-white collar mom. _
Haunting Charlotte [F] Bronte.
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I am not the terrorist down the street but I think that blue [E] is a beauty. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ I sing my heart [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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You hear me. _
_ _ _ _ All [E] over me. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ I am the world's biggest paving slab and _ _ the world's smallest celebrity.
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