Chords for ENGELBERT ASKS A LADY ON STAGE

_ Don't brush [C#] your legs, it makes my eyes water. _ _
_ _ Okay, now just stay where you are, and I'm going to draw a line.
_ [B] _ This isn't the ring [E] of the song, I don't know.
[D] No, you don't need glasses.
_ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ _
[A] I have.
_ I want you to hold it in your hand, and I'm going to [F#] sing this song for you.
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_ _ _ Oh, [F] can [B] anyone tell [G#] you they [C#m] know me well?
[F#] But you [D#m] don't know me, _ [G#]
no, you [D#m] don't know me.
_ [C#] You [B] don't know why.
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_ _ I want [E] to kiss you, _ [B]
and I want [C#m] to _ _ [A#] _ hold you.
[B] _ _ _ [G#] _ That's [C#m] all I know now.
[F#] _ Cause you don't know me.
The [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [D#m] _ _ _ [G#] _
_ _ [C#] _ chance that you ever _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ gave me, said that _ _ I should [E] walk away.
[B] _ _ _ [C#m] _
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[G#] _ _ [E] But you said I'm [F#] a fool. _
[B] You _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _
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[G] _ _ gave me [C] what was _ _ [G] _
all [C] I had. _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
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[Dm] All I want, [G] you [Em] don't want it. _
_ [A] How much better [Dm] is a life [G] without _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] you? _
_ [F] I'm in the air.
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_ _ _ [D#] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [B] _ I'm a fool.
But [F#] I can't.
_ _ _ _ I mean, I am on [C#] TV.
Is that [D] right?
[N] Okay.
Can I? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ He's not here?
No.
He's here, but he doesn't mind? _ _ _
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[Bm] Any emotions here?
Okay, I'm just going to do a [E] cowboy.
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[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ It's you.
[Bm] Oh _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [F#] _
_ my God.
It's you.
Oh my God, [D] it's you. It's you.
[Bm] _ Wow.
[F#m] _ You [C#m] _
[F#] gave me [Bm] happiness.
_ _ [F#] _ _ [D]
Oh [F#] my love.
[A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] Oh my _ _
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[B] _ _ _ _ [Bm] love. _ _
_ [Em] _ _ What is [Bm] _ this?
[F#] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ [C#m] _ _ _ [D] _ [Bm] Fuck. _
[F#] _ _ _ [E] Oh my love.
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[F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [D] I'm so sorry.
[F#m] _ I'm [F#] so _ _ _ [Bm] sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm [F] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] so sorry.
Oh [Dm] my love.
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[D#] Oh my love.
I'm so sorry.
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