Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Lyrics) Chords

[Cm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? _ _ _
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem [Cm] here.
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before.
Jaws all on the floor like [G] Pam.
Like Tommy just burst on the door.
[Ab] Started whooping her ass worse than before.
They first were divorced,
throwing her over furniture.
It's the return of the-
Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just [G] say what I think he did, [Cm] did he?
And Dr.
Dre [Fm] said, nothing [Eb] you idiots, Dr.
[Cm] Dre's dead.
He's locked in my basement.
Feminist [Ab] women love Eminem.
[Eb] Ticka ticka [Bb] ticka Slim Shady, I'm sick [G] of him.
Look at him.
[Fm] Walking around, grabbing his you know what, [Eb] flipping a you know who.
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Yeah, I [Ab] probably got a couple of screws up in my head [Cm] loose.
But no worse than what's [G] going on in your parents' [Cm] bedrooms.
Sometimes I [Fm] wanna get on TV and just let [Eb] loose.
Can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.
My bum [Ab] is on your lips.
My bum is on your [Eb] lips.
And if I'm lucky you [G] might just give it a little [Cm] kiss.
And that's [Fm] the message that we deliver to little [Eb] kids.
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris [Cm] is.
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is.
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel.
Don't think [F] we ain't nothing but mammals.
Well, [Ab] some of us cannibals who cut other people open like antelopes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes,
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote.
Women, where'd your pantyhose?
Sing [Cm] the chorus and it goes.
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady.
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just in my [Cm] settings.
So, aren't the real Slim [Fm] Shady?
Please stand [Eb] up.
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand [Cm] up.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady.
All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just in my [Cm] settings.
So, aren't the real Slim [Fm] Shady?
Please stand [Eb] up.
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand [Cm] up.
Well, Svendor got a [Ab] cluster in his rap to sell records.
Well, I do.
[G] So, fuck him and fuck you too.
Think I give a damn [Fm] about a Grammy?
[Ab] Half of you critics can't even [G] stomach me, let alone stand me.
But [Fm] Slim, what if you win?
Wouldn't it be weird?
[G] Why?
You guys can just lie to get me here.
[Ab] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Excuse me, Christina [Cm] Aguilera better switch me chairs.
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Dirk.
And hear him argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on [Ab] MTV.
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim.
I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave him an MVD.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups.
All you do is annoy me.
So I have been sitting here to destroy you.
And there's a million of us just like me.
Who cuss like me.
Who just don't give a fuck like me.
Who dress like me.
Who walk, talk and act like me.
It just might be the next best thing, [Cm] but not like me.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady.
Yes, I'm the real [Eb] Shady.
All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just in my [Cm] face.
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up?
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand [Cm] up.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady.
Yes, I'm the real [Eb] Shady.
All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just in my [Cm] face.
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up?
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand up.
[Cm] I'm like a hedge whip to [Fm] listen to.
Cause I'm only [B] giving you things you joke about [G] with your friends.
Inside your living room the only difference [N] is I got the balls.
To say it in front of y [Ab]'all and I don't gotta be [G] false.
I should've [Eb] coded it all.
I just get on the mic and spit it.
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out kid.
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
It's [Ab] funny, at the rate I'm going when I'm 30, I'll be the only [G] person in the nursing home flirty.
[Ab] Bitch, the nurses ask us when I'm jacking off at Jurgens and I'm jerking.
But this [G] whole bag of Viagra isn't [Ab] working.
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking.
He could be working at [Cm] Burger King, spitting on your onion ring.
Or in the parking lot [Fm] circling, [Eb] screaming I don't give a fuck.
With his windows [Cm] down and his system up.
So will the real shady [Ab] please stand up, put one of those fingers on each hand up.
And be proud to be out of your mind and outta control, and one more time, as loud as [Cm] you can.
How does it go?
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, Yes, I'm the Real [Eb] Shady
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just [Cm] imitating
So won't The Real [Fm] Slim Shady
Please stand [Eb] up?
Please Stand [G] Up!
Please stand [Cm] up!
Cause' I'm Slim [Fm] Shady
Yes I'm the Real [Eb] Shady
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just [Cm] imitating
So won't the Real [Fm] Slim Shady
Please stand [Cm] up?
Please stand up!
Please stand up!
Cause' I'm Slim Shady
Yes, [Bbm] I'm the Real [Eb] Shady
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just [Cm] imitating
So won't the Real Slim Shady
[Fm] Please stand [Eb] up!
Please stand [G] up!
Please stand [Cm] up!
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just Slimmer [Cm] Shadys
I'm not the real [Fm] Slim Shady
Please stand [Eb] up, please stand up, please stand [Cm] up
Haha, [G] yes it's the Slim Shady in all of [Ab] us
_ Easy, _ _ stand here
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