Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Deficio Remix) Chords

_ _ [F] _ _ [Cm] May I have your attention please?
[C] May I have your attention [D] please?
Will the [C] real Slim Shady [Fm] please stand up?
[Eb] _ _ [Dm] _
Will the real Slim [F] Shady please stand [Eb] up?
[G] Problem here.
Y'all act like you've never seen [Abm] a white person before.
[Cm] Jaws all on the floor, like [A] pan and common [G] just burped in the door.
[Cm] Started whippin' her ass first than before.
They first quit their fours, so on [G] the road for furniture.
It's the return [Cm] of the-
Aw, wait, no wait, you're [Eb] kidding.
He didn't just [B] say what I think he did, did [G] he?
And Dr.
Dre [Eb] said,
Listen [Eb] you idiots, Dr.
[D] Dre's dead.
He's locked in my [G] basement.
I hope they run their own [Fm] way in their clothes,
cause by the [Cm] time they hit fourth grade,
they got [G] the Discovery Channel.
[Cm] Don't think we ain't nothing but [Fm] mammals.
Well, [Cm] some of us cannibals,
who caught [G] other people open like [Cm] antelopes.
But a [Fm] freaking hump, dead animals, and [Cm] antelopes,
and there's no reason that [G] a man and another man [Cm] can't elope.
But if you feel [Fm] like I feel, I got the [Cm] antidote.
When the wicked [D] pantyhose,
sing it for us,
and [Gm] it goes,
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady and it's real [Eb] Shady.
All you want is Slim Shady,
[Dm] but just get my [Cm] attention.
Won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up?
Stand up.
Stand [G] up.
I'm Slim Shady [Fm] and it's real [Eb] Shady.
All you want is Slim [Dm] Shady,
but just get my [Cm] attention.
Won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up?
Stand [D] up.
Stand [G] up.
And if you think about [Fm] Slim Shady [Eb] lurking,
he could be working at [G] Burger King,
spitting on ya on [Cm] your right.
Or in the [Fm] parking lot circling,
[Cm] screaming I don't give a fuck,
with his windows down and his system up.
So will the [Fm] real Shady please stand [Eb] up,
and put one of those [G] fingers on each hand [Cm] up,
and be proud to be [Fm] out of your mind,
and out of [Cm] control,
and one more time,
loud as you can. Louder.
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady and it's real [Cm] Shady.
All you want is Slim [G] Shady,
but just get my [Gm] attention.
Won't the real Slim [F] Shady please stand up?
Stand [G] up.
Stand up.
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady and it's real [Eb] Shady.
All you want is Slim [B] Shady,
but just get my [Cm] attention.
Won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady,
please stand [Eb] up?
Stand.
[G] Stand.
_ [Cm] _ _ _ [Eb] Over.
And if you think about Slim [A] Shady lurking,
he [F] could be working at Burger King,
He'll distract,
[Eb] _ [A] he'll distract.
_ [F] Over. Oh
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