Eminem - Stan (Short Version) ft. Dido Chords
Tempo:
160.05 bpm
Chords used:
E
Gb
Abm
B
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Ab]
I'm gonna die.
[Ab]
Stanley!
I'm [Eb] gonna die!
[Ab]
What are you doing to [Abm] yourself?
What the hell, you don't like [Bb] it?
[Ab] Stanley!
Don't call me that!
Don't call me that!
Why do you think you're taking this [N] too far?
It's so [Db] cold I'm wondering.
[Gb]
[Db] [Ab] [E]
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my [Ab] window.
I can't see at [Abm] all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey.
Put your picture on [Abm] my wall.
Wait for my heart to beat, that it's not [N] so bad.
[Abm]
I'm gonna die.
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Fm]
[E] [Abm]
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling.
I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Bb] phone at the [Abm] bottom.
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn.
You must not have got [Gb] them.
There probably was a problem at the post office or [Abm] something.
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot [Gb] them.
But anyways, what's been up [Bbm] man?
How's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too.
[E] I'm about to be a father.
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma [Abm] name her Bonnie.
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry.
[Gb] I had a friend kill [B] himself over some [Bb] who didn't want [Abm] him.
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit you did [Abm] with Scam.
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures man.
I like the shit [B] you did with [Bb] Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad.
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man.
Hit [Fm] me back, just a chat.
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan.
This [Abm] is Stan.
Please [E] don't call, I'm on [Gb] the edge.
I [B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Ebm] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[Abm]
[E] [Fm] said that it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Abm] bad.
Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote.
I hope you have [Gb] a chance.
I ain't mad.
I just think it's tough you don't [Abm] answer fans.
If you didn't want [E] to talk to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to.
But you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph or [Abm] math.
And that's my little brother man, [E] he's only six years old.
We [Gb] waited in a blistering cold for you.
Four hours and you just [Abm] said no.
That's pretty shit [E] man, you're like shit in [Fm] Idol.
He wants to be just [E] like you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do.
Sometimes I even shit [E] myself to see how much your [Gb] shit tastes like adrenaline.
The [B] pain is such a [Gb] sudden rush for me.
[Abm] See everything you say is [E] real, and I respect it cause you tell [Gb] it.
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7.
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does.
She don't know what it was [B] like for people like [Bb] us growing up.
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll [E] be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
[Fm] Sincerely yours, Stan.
P [E].S. We should be together [Abm] too.
[E] [Gb]
[Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] And I [Gb] can't [Abm] see it all.
[E] How could [Gb] it all be crushed?
[B] With the [Gb] picture of [Abm] my [E] different lines.
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Ab] bad.
Dear mister, [E] I'm too good to call or write my [Gb] fans.
This will be the last [B] package I [Bb] ever clean your [Ab] ass.
It's been six months since I've still wrote a [E] word.
I don't deserve it.
I [Gb] know you got my last two letters.
[B] I wrote the [Bb] addresses on them [Ab] perfect.
So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you.
I hope you hear [Gb] it.
I'm in the car right [B] now.
I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Abm] freeway.
I love you Slim.
[E] We could've been together.
[F] Think about it.
You're ruined [E] now.
I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it.
And when you [E] dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it.
I hope your [B] conscious eats at you [Gb] when you can't [Abm] breathe without it.
See [E] Slim, I'm trying to [Gb] talk.
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girlfriend.
But [Bb] [Abm] I didn't throw.
I [E] just, see I ain't [Gb] like you.
Cause if you [B] suffer [Gb] more, then so [Ab] do I.
Well, [E] gotta go.
I'm almost at the [Fm] bridge now.
Oh, I [Em] forgot.
How am I supposed to send this [Ab] out?
[E] [F]
[E]
[Fm]
[E] [Abm] Dear Sam, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy.
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now.
[Gb] How far along [Abm] is she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that.
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [B] brother.
I [Bb] wrote it on the [Abm] starter cap.
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show.
I [Gb] must've missed you.
Don't think I [B] did that [Gb] intentionally just [Abm] to diss you.
But what you [E] said about you like to shit [Fm] your wrist too.
I say that [E] shit's clowning, [Bb] dawg.
Come on, help me [Abm] with your bitch.
You got some [E] issues, Dan.
I think you need some [Gb] counseling.
To help your ass from [B] bouncing off the [Gb] walls when you be [Abm] down some.
And what's [E] that?
[Gb] That's like to say it'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each [Abm] other.
I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other.
But maybe you just need to treat her better.
I [Abm] hope you get to read this letter.
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself.
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little.
[E] I'm glad I inspire you, Ms.
[Gb] Chan.
Why are you so mad?
[B] Try to [Gb] understand that I knew [Abm] once you was a fan.
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit.
[Gb] I seen this one on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick.
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge.
[B] [Gb] [Abm] And in the car they found a [E] tape.
But they didn't say if it was true.
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was [Abm] Muzu.
[N]
Damn.
I'm gonna die.
[Ab]
Stanley!
I'm [Eb] gonna die!
[Ab]
What are you doing to [Abm] yourself?
What the hell, you don't like [Bb] it?
[Ab] Stanley!
Don't call me that!
Don't call me that!
Why do you think you're taking this [N] too far?
It's so [Db] cold I'm wondering.
[Gb]
[Db] [Ab] [E]
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my [Ab] window.
I can't see at [Abm] all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey.
Put your picture on [Abm] my wall.
Wait for my heart to beat, that it's not [N] so bad.
[Abm]
I'm gonna die.
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Fm]
[E] [Abm]
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling.
I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Bb] phone at the [Abm] bottom.
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn.
You must not have got [Gb] them.
There probably was a problem at the post office or [Abm] something.
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot [Gb] them.
But anyways, what's been up [Bbm] man?
How's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too.
[E] I'm about to be a father.
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma [Abm] name her Bonnie.
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry.
[Gb] I had a friend kill [B] himself over some [Bb] who didn't want [Abm] him.
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit you did [Abm] with Scam.
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures man.
I like the shit [B] you did with [Bb] Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad.
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man.
Hit [Fm] me back, just a chat.
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan.
This [Abm] is Stan.
Please [E] don't call, I'm on [Gb] the edge.
I [B] [Gb] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] [Ebm] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[Abm]
[E] [Fm] said that it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Abm] bad.
Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote.
I hope you have [Gb] a chance.
I ain't mad.
I just think it's tough you don't [Abm] answer fans.
If you didn't want [E] to talk to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to.
But you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph or [Abm] math.
And that's my little brother man, [E] he's only six years old.
We [Gb] waited in a blistering cold for you.
Four hours and you just [Abm] said no.
That's pretty shit [E] man, you're like shit in [Fm] Idol.
He wants to be just [E] like you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do.
Sometimes I even shit [E] myself to see how much your [Gb] shit tastes like adrenaline.
The [B] pain is such a [Gb] sudden rush for me.
[Abm] See everything you say is [E] real, and I respect it cause you tell [Gb] it.
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7.
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does.
She don't know what it was [B] like for people like [Bb] us growing up.
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll [E] be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
[Fm] Sincerely yours, Stan.
P [E].S. We should be together [Abm] too.
[E] [Gb]
[Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] And I [Gb] can't [Abm] see it all.
[E] How could [Gb] it all be crushed?
[B] With the [Gb] picture of [Abm] my [E] different lines.
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Ab] bad.
Dear mister, [E] I'm too good to call or write my [Gb] fans.
This will be the last [B] package I [Bb] ever clean your [Ab] ass.
It's been six months since I've still wrote a [E] word.
I don't deserve it.
I [Gb] know you got my last two letters.
[B] I wrote the [Bb] addresses on them [Ab] perfect.
So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you.
I hope you hear [Gb] it.
I'm in the car right [B] now.
I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Abm] freeway.
I love you Slim.
[E] We could've been together.
[F] Think about it.
You're ruined [E] now.
I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it.
And when you [E] dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it.
I hope your [B] conscious eats at you [Gb] when you can't [Abm] breathe without it.
See [E] Slim, I'm trying to [Gb] talk.
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girlfriend.
But [Bb] [Abm] I didn't throw.
I [E] just, see I ain't [Gb] like you.
Cause if you [B] suffer [Gb] more, then so [Ab] do I.
Well, [E] gotta go.
I'm almost at the [Fm] bridge now.
Oh, I [Em] forgot.
How am I supposed to send this [Ab] out?
[E] [F]
[E]
[Fm]
[E] [Abm] Dear Sam, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy.
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now.
[Gb] How far along [Abm] is she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that.
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [B] brother.
I [Bb] wrote it on the [Abm] starter cap.
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show.
I [Gb] must've missed you.
Don't think I [B] did that [Gb] intentionally just [Abm] to diss you.
But what you [E] said about you like to shit [Fm] your wrist too.
I say that [E] shit's clowning, [Bb] dawg.
Come on, help me [Abm] with your bitch.
You got some [E] issues, Dan.
I think you need some [Gb] counseling.
To help your ass from [B] bouncing off the [Gb] walls when you be [Abm] down some.
And what's [E] that?
[Gb] That's like to say it'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each [Abm] other.
I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other.
But maybe you just need to treat her better.
I [Abm] hope you get to read this letter.
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself.
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little.
[E] I'm glad I inspire you, Ms.
[Gb] Chan.
Why are you so mad?
[B] Try to [Gb] understand that I knew [Abm] once you was a fan.
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit.
[Gb] I seen this one on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick.
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge.
[B] [Gb] [Abm] And in the car they found a [E] tape.
But they didn't say if it was true.
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was [Abm] Muzu.
[N]
Damn.
Key:
E
Gb
Abm
B
Ab
E
Gb
Abm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ I'm gonna die.
_ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Stanley!
I'm [Eb] gonna die!
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ What are you doing to [Abm] yourself?
What the hell, you don't like [Bb] it?
_ [Ab] Stanley! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Don't call me that!
Don't call me that!
Why do you think you're taking this [N] too far? _
_ It's so [Db] cold I'm wondering.
[Gb] _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ [E]
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my [Ab] window.
_ I can't see at [Abm] all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey.
Put your picture on [Abm] my wall.
Wait for my heart to beat, that it's not [N] so bad.
_ _ _ _ [Abm] _
I'm gonna die.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling.
I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Bb] phone at the [Abm] bottom.
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn.
You must not have got [Gb] them.
There probably was a problem at the post office or [Abm] something.
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot [Gb] them.
But anyways, what's been up [Bbm] man?
How's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too.
[E] I'm about to be a father.
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma [Abm] name her Bonnie.
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry.
[Gb] I had a friend kill [B] himself over some [Bb] who didn't want [Abm] him.
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit you did [Abm] with Scam.
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures man.
I like the shit [B] you did with [Bb] Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad.
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man.
Hit [Fm] me back, just a chat.
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan.
This [Abm] is Stan.
Please [E] don't call, I'm on [Gb] the edge.
I _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [Fm] said that it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Abm] bad.
Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote.
I hope you have [Gb] a chance.
I ain't mad.
I just think it's tough you don't [Abm] answer fans.
If you didn't want [E] to talk to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to.
But you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph or [Abm] math.
And that's my little brother man, [E] he's only six years old.
We [Gb] waited in a blistering cold for you.
Four hours and you just [Abm] said no.
That's pretty shit [E] man, you're like shit in [Fm] Idol.
He wants to be just [E] like you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do.
Sometimes I even shit [E] myself to see how much your [Gb] shit tastes like adrenaline.
The [B] pain is such a [Gb] sudden rush for me.
[Abm] See everything you say is [E] real, and I respect it cause you tell [Gb] it.
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7.
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does.
She don't know what it was [B] like for people like [Bb] us growing up.
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll [E] be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
[Fm] Sincerely yours, Stan.
P [E].S. We should be together [Abm] too. _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] And I [Gb] can't [Abm] see it all.
_ _ [E] _ How could [Gb] it all be crushed?
[B] With the [Gb] picture of [Abm] my _ _ [E] different lines.
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Ab] bad.
Dear mister, [E] I'm too good to call or write my [Gb] fans.
This will be the last [B] package I [Bb] ever clean your [Ab] ass.
It's been six months since I've still wrote a [E] word.
I don't deserve it.
I [Gb] know you got my last two letters.
[B] I wrote the [Bb] addresses on them [Ab] perfect.
So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you.
I hope you hear [Gb] it.
I'm in the car right [B] now.
I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Abm] freeway.
I love you Slim.
[E] We could've been together.
[F] Think about it.
You're ruined [E] now.
I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it.
And when you [E] dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it.
I hope your [B] conscious eats at you [Gb] when you can't [Abm] breathe without it.
See [E] Slim, I'm trying to [Gb] talk.
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girlfriend.
But [Bb] _ [Abm] I didn't throw.
I [E] just, see I ain't [Gb] like you.
Cause if you [B] suffer [Gb] more, then so [Ab] do I.
Well, [E] gotta go.
I'm almost at the [Fm] bridge now.
Oh, I [Em] forgot.
How am I supposed to send this [Ab] out? _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Abm] Dear Sam, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy.
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now.
[Gb] How far along [Abm] is she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that.
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [B] brother.
I [Bb] wrote it on the [Abm] starter cap.
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show.
I [Gb] must've missed you.
Don't think I [B] did that [Gb] intentionally just [Abm] to diss you.
But what you [E] said about you like to shit [Fm] your wrist too.
I say that [E] shit's clowning, [Bb] dawg.
Come on, help me [Abm] with your bitch.
You got some [E] issues, Dan.
I think you need some [Gb] counseling.
To help your ass from [B] bouncing off the [Gb] walls when you be [Abm] down some.
And what's [E] that?
_ _ _ [Gb] That's like to say it'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each [Abm] other.
I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other.
But maybe you just need to treat her better.
I [Abm] hope you get to read this letter.
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself.
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little.
[E] I'm glad I inspire you, Ms.
[Gb] Chan.
Why are you so mad?
[B] Try to [Gb] understand that I knew [Abm] once you was a fan.
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit.
[Gb] I seen this one on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick.
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge. _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ [Abm] And in the car they found a [E] tape.
But they didn't say if it was true.
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was _ [Abm] Muzu.
[N]
Damn. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ I'm gonna die.
_ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Stanley!
I'm [Eb] gonna die!
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ What are you doing to [Abm] yourself?
What the hell, you don't like [Bb] it?
_ [Ab] Stanley! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Don't call me that!
Don't call me that!
Why do you think you're taking this [N] too far? _
_ It's so [Db] cold I'm wondering.
[Gb] _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ [E]
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my [Ab] window.
_ I can't see at [Abm] all.
Even if I could, it'd all be grey.
Put your picture on [Abm] my wall.
Wait for my heart to beat, that it's not [N] so bad.
_ _ _ _ [Abm] _
I'm gonna die.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling.
I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my home [Bb] phone at the [Abm] bottom.
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn.
You must not have got [Gb] them.
There probably was a problem at the post office or [Abm] something.
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot [Gb] them.
But anyways, what's been up [Bbm] man?
How's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too.
[E] I'm about to be a father.
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma [Abm] name her Bonnie.
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry.
[Gb] I had a friend kill [B] himself over some [Bb] who didn't want [Abm] him.
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit you did [Abm] with Scam.
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures man.
I like the shit [B] you did with [Bb] Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad.
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man.
Hit [Fm] me back, just a chat.
Truly [E] yours, your biggest fan.
This [Abm] is Stan.
Please [E] don't call, I'm on [Gb] the edge.
I _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ [Fm] said that it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Abm] bad.
Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote.
I hope you have [Gb] a chance.
I ain't mad.
I just think it's tough you don't [Abm] answer fans.
If you didn't want [E] to talk to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to.
But you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph or [Abm] math.
And that's my little brother man, [E] he's only six years old.
We [Gb] waited in a blistering cold for you.
Four hours and you just [Abm] said no.
That's pretty shit [E] man, you're like shit in [Fm] Idol.
He wants to be just [E] like you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do.
Sometimes I even shit [E] myself to see how much your [Gb] shit tastes like adrenaline.
The [B] pain is such a [Gb] sudden rush for me.
[Abm] See everything you say is [E] real, and I respect it cause you tell [Gb] it.
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7.
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does.
She don't know what it was [B] like for people like [Bb] us growing up.
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll [E] be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
[Fm] Sincerely yours, Stan.
P [E].S. We should be together [Abm] too. _
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_ _ [B] And I [Gb] can't [Abm] see it all.
_ _ [E] _ How could [Gb] it all be crushed?
[B] With the [Gb] picture of [Abm] my _ _ [E] different lines.
[F] And it's not so bad, [E] and it's not so [Ab] bad.
Dear mister, [E] I'm too good to call or write my [Gb] fans.
This will be the last [B] package I [Bb] ever clean your [Ab] ass.
It's been six months since I've still wrote a [E] word.
I don't deserve it.
I [Gb] know you got my last two letters.
[B] I wrote the [Bb] addresses on them [Ab] perfect.
So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you.
I hope you hear [Gb] it.
I'm in the car right [B] now.
I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Abm] freeway.
I love you Slim.
[E] We could've been together.
[F] Think about it.
You're ruined [E] now.
I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it.
And when you [E] dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it.
I hope your [B] conscious eats at you [Gb] when you can't [Abm] breathe without it.
See [E] Slim, I'm trying to [Gb] talk.
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girlfriend.
But [Bb] _ [Abm] I didn't throw.
I [E] just, see I ain't [Gb] like you.
Cause if you [B] suffer [Gb] more, then so [Ab] do I.
Well, [E] gotta go.
I'm almost at the [Fm] bridge now.
Oh, I [Em] forgot.
How am I supposed to send this [Ab] out? _
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Abm] Dear Sam, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy.
You said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now.
[Gb] How far along [Abm] is she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to record your daughter that.
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [B] brother.
I [Bb] wrote it on the [Abm] starter cap.
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show.
I [Gb] must've missed you.
Don't think I [B] did that [Gb] intentionally just [Abm] to diss you.
But what you [E] said about you like to shit [Fm] your wrist too.
I say that [E] shit's clowning, [Bb] dawg.
Come on, help me [Abm] with your bitch.
You got some [E] issues, Dan.
I think you need some [Gb] counseling.
To help your ass from [B] bouncing off the [Gb] walls when you be [Abm] down some.
And what's [E] that?
_ _ _ [Gb] That's like to say it'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each [Abm] other.
I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other.
But maybe you just need to treat her better.
I [Abm] hope you get to read this letter.
[E] I just hope it reaches you in [Fm] time before you hurt yourself.
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little.
[E] I'm glad I inspire you, Ms.
[Gb] Chan.
Why are you so mad?
[B] Try to [Gb] understand that I knew [Abm] once you was a fan.
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit.
[Gb] I seen this one on the [B] news a couple [Gb] weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick.
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge. _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ [Abm] And in the car they found a [E] tape.
But they didn't say if it was true.
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was _ [Abm] Muzu.
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