Eminem - Stan (Lyrics) ft. Dido Chords
Tempo:
160.15 bpm
Chords used:
Abm
E
Gb
B
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Abm] It's [Dbm] so cold I'm wondering [Gb] why [B] I got out of bed [E] at all
The morning rain clears up my [Gb] window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
[B] But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
It's so [E] cold I'm wondering [Gb] why I got out of [Abm] bed at all
The morning [E] rain clears up my [Gb] window
And I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If I [Abm] have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bob
I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend who beat himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear this [E] every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scant
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Abm] phat
Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
[E] Who's yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't call him up, [Gb] never
I [B] [Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] can't see [Abm] it at all, keep on acting
[Gb] You're the [Ebm] big girl, my [Abm] big fan
My only dream, and it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk to [E] me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph to Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother [E] man
He's only 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like a snider
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
And you used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got to though, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even shit with [E] myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] Like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta [E] call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together [Abm] too
[E]
[Gb] Dear
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] [Ebm]
[Abm]
[Gb]
[Abm]
[E]
Mr.
I'm so good you call or write my [Gbm] friends
This will be the last [Bb] package I ever send your ass
It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters, I [Em] wrote the address [Bb] on them perfect
[Ab] So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in the car right now, [E] I'm doing [Gb] 90 on the [Abm] freeway
Hey [Bb] Slim, I [E] drank a fifth of a damn in the drive
[D] You know the [E] song by Bill Collins from the era of the night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning but didn't
Then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could arrest me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now
I'm [Abm] drowsy and all I [E] wanted was a lousy letter of a call
[Gb] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together
Think about it, you're ruined now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Ab] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girl been screaming
[Bb]
[Abm] But I didn't, I [E] didn't, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she's fucking more, then this'll [Abm] do
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the ridge [Db] now
Oh shit, I forgot, [E] how am I [N] supposed to send this shit out?
[Abm] [A]
[N]
[Abm]
She's the girl I want [Gb] forever
Got out of [Abm] my [Gb] willow
And I can't [Abm] see at all
Feelin' it like a [Gb] little off the grain
With a big girl on [Abm] my way
[E] Can't grab my hand, see [Abm] that it's not so bad
Damn Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner but I just been [Gb] busy
Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] glad that you would call your daughter that
[Ebm] And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on your [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you with the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit you said about she like to shit [Bb] your wrist too?
I say [E] that shit just clowning dawg, come on, how can [Abm] you spit shit?
You got some issues Stan, I [E] think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
But what's the shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Ebm] That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope you read just in [F] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
So I do understand that I didn't [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend and she was pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the car they found had shaken [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was
It was [Abm] you
[N]
The morning rain clears up my [Gb] window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
[B] But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
It's so [E] cold I'm wondering [Gb] why I got out of [Abm] bed at all
The morning [E] rain clears up my [Gb] window
And I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If I [Abm] have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bob
I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend who beat himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear this [E] every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scant
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Abm] phat
Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
[E] Who's yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't call him up, [Gb] never
I [B] [Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] can't see [Abm] it at all, keep on acting
[Gb] You're the [Ebm] big girl, my [Abm] big fan
My only dream, and it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk to [E] me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph to Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother [E] man
He's only 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like a snider
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
And you used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got to though, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even shit with [E] myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] Like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta [E] call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together [Abm] too
[E]
[Gb] Dear
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] [Ebm]
[Abm]
[Gb]
[Abm]
[E]
Mr.
I'm so good you call or write my [Gbm] friends
This will be the last [Bb] package I ever send your ass
It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters, I [Em] wrote the address [Bb] on them perfect
[Ab] So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in the car right now, [E] I'm doing [Gb] 90 on the [Abm] freeway
Hey [Bb] Slim, I [E] drank a fifth of a damn in the drive
[D] You know the [E] song by Bill Collins from the era of the night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning but didn't
Then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could arrest me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now
I'm [Abm] drowsy and all I [E] wanted was a lousy letter of a call
[Gb] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together
Think about it, you're ruined now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Ab] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girl been screaming
[Bb]
[Abm] But I didn't, I [E] didn't, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she's fucking more, then this'll [Abm] do
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the ridge [Db] now
Oh shit, I forgot, [E] how am I [N] supposed to send this shit out?
[Abm] [A]
[N]
[Abm]
She's the girl I want [Gb] forever
Got out of [Abm] my [Gb] willow
And I can't [Abm] see at all
Feelin' it like a [Gb] little off the grain
With a big girl on [Abm] my way
[E] Can't grab my hand, see [Abm] that it's not so bad
Damn Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner but I just been [Gb] busy
Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] glad that you would call your daughter that
[Ebm] And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on your [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you with the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit you said about she like to shit [Bb] your wrist too?
I say [E] that shit just clowning dawg, come on, how can [Abm] you spit shit?
You got some issues Stan, I [E] think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
But what's the shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Ebm] That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope you read just in [F] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
So I do understand that I didn't [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend and she was pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the car they found had shaken [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was
It was [Abm] you
[N]
Key:
Abm
E
Gb
B
Bb
Abm
E
Gb
[Abm] _ _ It's [Dbm] so cold I'm wondering [Gb] why [B] I got out of bed [E] at all
The morning rain clears up my [Gb] _ window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
[B] But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
_ It's so [E] cold _ I'm wondering [Gb] why I got out of [Abm] bed at all
The morning [E] rain clears up my [Gb] window
And I _ can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind _ me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
_ Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If I [Abm] have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bob
_ I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend who beat himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear this [E] every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scant
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Abm] phat
_ Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
[E] Who's yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't call him up, [Gb] never
I _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ can't see [Abm] it at all, keep on acting _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ You're the [Ebm] big girl, my [Abm] _ _ big fan
My only dream, and it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk to [E] me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph to Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother [E] man
He's only 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like a snider
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
And you used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got to though, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even shit with [E] myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] Like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta [E] call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together [Abm] too
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ Dear _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ Mr.
I'm so good you call or write my [Gbm] friends
This will be the last [Bb] package I ever send your ass
It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters, I [Em] wrote the address [Bb] on them perfect
[Ab] So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in the car right now, [E] I'm doing [Gb] 90 on the [Abm] freeway
Hey [Bb] Slim, I [E] drank a fifth of a damn in the drive
[D] You know the [E] song by Bill Collins from the era of the night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning but didn't
Then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could arrest me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now
I'm [Abm] drowsy and all I [E] wanted was a lousy letter of a call
[Gb] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together
Think about it, you're ruined now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Ab] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girl been screaming
[Bb]
[Abm] But I didn't, I [E] didn't, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she's fucking more, then this'll [Abm] do
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the ridge [Db] now
Oh shit, I forgot, [E] how am I [N] supposed to send this shit out? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ _ She's the girl I want [Gb] forever
_ _ Got out of [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ my [Gb] _ _ willow
And I can't [Abm] see at all
Feelin' it like a [Gb] little off the grain
With a big girl on [Abm] my way
[E] Can't grab my hand, see [Abm] that it's not so bad _ _ _
Damn Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner but I just been [Gb] busy
Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] glad that you would call your daughter that
[Ebm] And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on your [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you with the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit you said about she like to shit [Bb] your wrist too?
I say [E] that shit just clowning dawg, come on, how can [Abm] you spit shit?
You got some issues Stan, I [E] think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
But what's the shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Ebm] That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope you read just in [F] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
So I do understand that I didn't [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend and she was pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the car they found had shaken [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was_
It was [Abm] you
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The morning rain clears up my [Gb] _ window
[B] And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
[B] But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
_ It's so [E] cold _ I'm wondering [Gb] why I got out of [Abm] bed at all
The morning [E] rain clears up my [Gb] window
And I _ can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could it [Gb] would all be grey
But your picture on my [Abm] wall
Could remind _ me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
_ Dear [E] Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back [E] in autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or something
[Abm] Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot them
[Gb] But anyways, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Abm] My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
If I [Abm] have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bob
_ I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[Gb] I had a friend who beat himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Abm] I know you probably hear this [E] every day, but I'm your biggest [Gb] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scant
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Abm] phat
_ Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
[E] Who's yours, your biggest fan, [Abm] this is Stan
Please [E] don't call him up, [Gb] never
I _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ can't see [Abm] it at all, keep on acting _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ You're the [Ebm] big girl, my [Abm] _ _ big fan
My only dream, and it's not so bad
[E] It's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't [E] called or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk to [E] me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph to Matthew, [Abm] that's my little brother [E] man
He's only 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like a snider
[Fm] He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more [Abm] than I do
I ain't that mad [E] though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write [Abm] you, you would write back
See I'm [E] just like you in a way, I never [Gb] knew my father neither
And you used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your songs
[Gb] So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got to though, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even shit with [E] myself to see how much it bleeds
[Gb] Like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta [E] call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together [Abm] too
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_ Mr.
I'm so good you call or write my [Gbm] friends
This will be the last [Bb] package I ever send your ass
It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters, I [Em] wrote the address [Bb] on them perfect
[Ab] So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in the car right now, [E] I'm doing [Gb] 90 on the [Abm] freeway
Hey [Bb] Slim, I [E] drank a fifth of a damn in the drive
[D] You know the [E] song by Bill Collins from the era of the night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning but didn't
Then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could arrest me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now
I'm [Abm] drowsy and all I [E] wanted was a lousy letter of a call
[Gb] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together
Think about it, you're ruined now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Ab] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, that's [B] my girl been screaming
[Bb]
[Abm] But I didn't, I [E] didn't, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she's fucking more, then this'll [Abm] do
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the ridge [Db] now
Oh shit, I forgot, [E] how am I [N] supposed to send this shit out? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ She's the girl I want [Gb] forever
_ _ Got out of [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ my [Gb] _ _ willow
And I can't [Abm] see at all
Feelin' it like a [Gb] little off the grain
With a big girl on [Abm] my way
[E] Can't grab my hand, see [Abm] that it's not so bad _ _ _
Damn Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner but I just been [Gb] busy
Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] glad that you would call your daughter that
[Ebm] And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on your [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you with the show, I [Gb] must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit you said about she like to shit [Bb] your wrist too?
I say [E] that shit just clowning dawg, come on, how can [Abm] you spit shit?
You got some issues Stan, I [E] think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
But what's the shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Ebm] That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope you read just in [F] time before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
So I do understand that I didn't [Abm] want you as a fan
I just [E] don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend and she was pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And then the car they found had shaken [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was_
It was [Abm] you
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