Chords for Eminem - Middle Finger [Music Video]

Let me tell you something you already know.
[B] The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
[C] It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care [B] how tough you are,
it will beat [Em] you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.
[B] You, me or nobody, is [C] gonna hit as hard as life.
But it ain't about how hard you [B] hit.
It's about how [F#] hard you can get hit [Em] and keep moving forward.
How much you can take [B] and keep moving forward.
[C] That's how winning is done.
Now [B] if you know what you're worth, I'm glad I hear what [Em] you're worth.
But you gotta be willing to take my hand.
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[Em] _ _ _ _ [B] _ I need a [C] towel, wet leeks from my brow.
Burning my eyes, my cerebral is [B] foul.
The shit I'm thinking about [Em] should be illegal.
I need my head banned.
Like the guy who left Cleveland, Ohio and went to South [B] Beach with his talent.
Scream fuck you [C] on the way out and wink with a smile.
This whole game can eat a dick.
I'm [B] going back deep on the ground.
[F#] But right now, I'm back on that [Em] bullshit.
And you, you're singling out.
Cause you're so fucking [B] outdated, you should mingle a while.
[C]
I don't care how tough you are, it will [B] beat you to your knees and [Em] keep you there permanently if you let it.
What the fuck, this is clusterfuck or bust.
This is a bunch of [B] busted up.
This is motherfuckers, this is one hit [C] wonders.
One swing and you're crowned.
Knock one out the park, one catch you [B] jingling.
Now you think you're fucking with [Em] me cause you sold like 300,000.
Bitch I can chump, without my feet ever leaving [B] the ground.
Reach up, swing from a cloud with 3 [C],000 people around.
Evil and vile enough to leap in the crowd.
I'm either child in [B] a sinkhole or sinkhole to mouth.
While [F#] I'm sprinkling people to God.
I don't know [Em] much Spanish, I'm not bilingual.
But I'll show you a Mexican [B] standoff between just these two amigos.
[C] Cause neither really wants to say what we're thinking out loud.
But I sure as fuck think I know how [B] to read body English wrote out.
[F#] Cause we're trying to kill each [Em] other with lyrics.
Fuck humility, what is a real MC?
[B] Royce, he came up in the shoot, never spit that hustler [C] shit.
It wasn't a 50.
Them adjust to the just, get the gist of me.
[B] Just not giving a fucking plus with [F#] a history of muscular dystrophy.
[Em] It wasn't a mystery why this middle finger was stuck in this awkward [B] position.
So what in the fuck is a list of [C] me?
I'm used to not being on it.
I [B] expected out of them.
Thanks for the [Em] mocking my respect without.
Ain't really been in the diamond since I put my first record out.
[B] But I can put a chain around my second album and [C] wear it as a neck medallion.
Now if you know what you're worth, then [B] go out and get what you're worth.
But you gotta be willing to take [Em] the hit.
Became a millionaire, went downhill from there.
[B] Became civil, office swivel chair, [C] sterling silverware.
Screaming life is still unfair, till I get a [B] real career.
[Em] Fuck am I gonna do until then?
This job is too fulfilling.
Two gajillion pairs of super villain [F#] shoes to fill in.
The mood to kill till I plow my coop [C] to fill in.
Threw some children at the food pavilion and filled it there.
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[Em] Warriors, mine them.
Pro-hydric, poured on you, four of you.
In [B] the drug, you pouring your mind.
Soaring and pouring, [C] biking and pouring.
The time ignoring the warning signs on them.
Four of you, four of you, the riding.
[B] Gory, violent, horrifying.
[Em] You surely won't find no one more appalling than I am.
With this retaliatory arraignment from Gloria [B] Steinem.
But I finger her like a witness.
Show [C] me your line up.
I usually am abusive, but excuse me ma'am.
I guess I'm up to through [B] you for a loop like two canned [Em] sandwiches.
Said I could use a sample, cause you's a tramp.
But look how you react to this [B] trigger like when I call you a bigger dyke than the Hoover [C] Dam.
Said I don't care how _ [B] you feel, I'll be at your knees and keep you there permanently.
[Em] You're playing right in the Lex Luthor's hand.
[B] It's such a ruthless plan.
Might even [C] lose the fan.
But fucking Superman would've changed in a phone [B] booth for Stan.
I'm [Em] a brand new being, like Grand Fubar's band.
[B] Happy as Anderson Cooper having a tuba crammed [C] in his pooper with lupricant.
Wait, that's two.
I can't.
[B] _ _ [F#] Since honesty's [Em] the best policy, I'll give it the old college try.
[B] Try to acknowledge my mistakes.
I'm gonna [C] qualify as a gentleman and a scholar, but it's time that I swallow pride and say that I'm [B] sorry.
Sorry, I can't apologize.
I [Em] think of all the times I compromised my bottom lines and thought of [B] rhymes and thought of mice.
Your daughter's mine?
Then [C] I'm like, dollar signs.
But I may fight, yeah right, especially if they die.
[B] It's more of a knockout than Jhene Rice.
Play nice, [Em] bitch I'll punch my line until Ray Wright in the face twice like Ray Rice.
Broad [B] daylight, plain sighted, elevator surveillance.
[C] Till the head is banged on the railing, then celebrate with the ravens.
Never dated a [B] sailor who self-medicates with his aliens.
I meditate, [Em] but I made it a better way to escape the aggressive rage and the anger.
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Now if you know what you're worth, then [B] go out and get what you're worth.
But you gotta be [Em] willing to take the hit.
Cause make restraints on the ankles, heavy weights and an ankle chain.
[B] Cups and chains, this ain't enough to contain it.
But I still get [C] the same respect as Jay as I came on.
Staged in a fucking negligee every day [B] in Liz Claiborne.
Deprecated [Em] from break up with Kate Hudson.
Weights like your friends, what are they gonna say?
Cause make a bank on the cover that I [F#] did, seven-eighths of the way shot.
Tefas rain, get your [C] face cut.
Made my bank like a late, uh-oh.
These heavens, ganks on the way, uh [B]-oh.
Bitch thinks she's heaven sent.
Seven-eighths of the G, never been [Em] with seven inches.
Yes, I said seven, I measured it.
Seven inches [B] from the floor, while I'm standing on the fourth [C] floor balcony at the Sheraton.
While I'm stretching it, bitch I'm a pimp.
So I [B] limp, dicks all you ever get.
So [F#] if she's hesitant to get the hint, [Em] I bet you that I get the message sent.
Who she's messing with, eloquent when I tell the chick not to ever use sex as a weapon.
When I step in and [C] beat the rest of the women with aggressive rage.
Extrasensory [B] detriment to a lesbian devil.
And [Em] the unprecedented estrogen level.
The separatist like a chestnut in Red Bull.
Impressiveness with the [B] pencil of pessimist.
With his lip pressed against the edge of this [C] Red Bull.
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[Em] Cut to the metal, I'm limping the chick.
Cause right away I'm giving to her bitch a couple [B] of yeses.
And Debbie is out.
See what [C] kind of effect she has on the opposite sex.
When I push her flexible little sexy [B] ass through a plate of plexiglass.
[Em] Shady ex-fee ass, perplexing ass.
The last fifteen years.
And I'm predicting my next relapse when I spit these lyrics.
So don't get [C] me weird when I start shifting gears.
And shittery smears all over Britney Spears.
[B] And these little Disney queers, [Em] who use chicks for beards.
Oh, and it's shady 2.0.
We roll it in Roman [B] numerals like they do for the Super Bowls.
Cause [C] it's supposed to confuse you hoes.
The flow's neat, she's useful.
So [B] juvenile, two year old when I told her to [Em] stoop.
It's only music, but don't be foolish though.
You don't know me through it, hoe.
But you can loan me to it, knowing my homies do it.
They know it loose though, [C] so if I overdo it.
You drove me to it, when I step in the vocal [B] booth.
And exposed as you were murdering you on a fucking [Em] track like Tony Stewart.
In one take.
If I fuck up and I don't [B] redo it.
You couldn't sound grown on a beat, [C] if you were moaning to it.
The day I don't say fuck you all, [B] you can throw me through it.
[Em] Rooting is soothing is shooting is throwing a hit with the sentiments.
Eminem is impending and for the women I'm an enemy to them.
I'm the [B] epitome of an inconsiderate idiot.
But they consider me [C] equivalent to chlamydia.
They're trying to get rid of me gadget.
Now if you know what you're worth, then [B] go out and get what you're worth.
[F#] But you gotta be willing to take [Em] the hit.
But I stick it in stance with a figgy flag.
In the United States and the [B] freedom I distribute is vast.
And if I catch you [C] doing anything hindering or prohibiting that.
After I get me the tattoo of your lips on my [B] ass.
I'm gonna be literally picking up a deliberately ripped in [Em] the Statue of Liberty.
Action!
What?
_ _ [E] _ Got somewhere [C] in there, brother.
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