Elvis Costello - Two Little Hitlers Chords

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_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] Good evening!
I've been _ [E] squawking just like a deer.
[D] Two little hitters will fight it out [D#] until
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One little hitter does the [A] other ones
And I [D]
will _ _ [E] return
I [D] _
will _ [E] not burn _
Down in the basement
[A] I need my [E] head examined
I need my [A] eyes excited
I'd like to [E] drive a fighter
But I was not [A] invited
You make a member [E] of it
I'll be [D] delighted
I wouldn't cry but I assure you might [E] drown
Dirty words but dirty minds
Written in a [A] toilet towel
Down to your [E] valentine
Just a smooth [A] operator
It's all so [E] calculated
Just got to [A] calculate it
Since my step-dad's [E] step-bride
And I have a [D] cryptic fear
Two little hitters will fight it out [E] until
One little hitter does the other [A] ones
[D] And I will _ _ [E] return
I [D] _
will [E] not burn
_ A simple game of [A] self-respect
_ [E] You flick a switch [A] and the world goes [F#m] off
[E] No vital jokes as [A] you expect
_ [E] I would have thought you [F#m] would have had enough
[E] But you'll find out
_ You _ _ [A] _ got a selective [E] native
For some [A] affective native
I thought I'd let [E] you down, dear
But you were just [A] deflating
I knew right from [E] the start
We'd end up [D] here
It's just like a merchandise
Plastered on the [E] wall
We can't wait so long
As we don't have to talk at [A] all
You say you'll never [E] know him
He isn't a [A] natural man
He doesn't want your [E] pleasure
He wants [A] to know what's there
He wants to know the [E] names of
All those his better [D] than
Two little hitters will fight it out until
[E] One little hitter does the other [A] ones
And [D] I will _
_ [E] return
I [D] will _ [E] not burn
I [D] will _
_ [E] return
_ [D] I [A] will [D] _
[A] [E] not _ burn
Down in the basement
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