Chords for Eek-A-Mouse: "Border Patrol"

_ _ _ It's getting harder, harder [Ebm] to get across [Ab] the border
[Bbm] _ Ain't no [Ebm] time
[Ab] It's [Bbm] flying harder, harder [Ebm] to get across [Ab] the border
[Bbm] To make the island [Ebm] fly
[Ab] I [Bbm] walk, I talk, but I'm not crawling
[Ab] Might feel like a [Bbm] reptile _
[Ebm] John the Ho
[Ab] I [Bbm] walk, I talk, but I'm not crawling
Might feel like a reptile _
_ [Ebm] _ [Ab] Mmmmm
[Bbm] Going to Miami via [Ebm] Vancouver
[Fm] Coming from [Bbm] Jamaica
Bang-ding-dong-ding [Ebm]-ding-ding
[Ab] I [Bbm] was on the outside for [Ebm] some reason
[Cm] They won't let [Bbm] me in _
[Ebm] Mmmmm
_ [Ab] _ [Bbm] I went to the border
[Ebm] They said my [Ab] passport was [Bbm] not in order At [Ebm] all
_ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] Seven of us [Ebm] got back on the [Ab] bus
Felt [Bbm] like a loser _
_ [Ebm] Mmmmm
[Ab] _ [Bbm] We went from room to room
[Ebm] We got some food and [Bbm] I had three man _
_ [Eb] _ [Ab] Mmmmm
[Bbm] I went to some club they [Ebm] were playing
[Bb] I'm _ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ [Bbm] a _ winner but [Ebm] this time [Bb] they say I'm [Bbm] a loser. _
[Ebm] Press it in, [Ab] press it in.
[Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] I [Bbm] walk, I talk but I'm [Ebm] not ballin' [Ab] my electric [Bbm] power. _
_ [Eb] I [Ab] _ [Bbm] walk, I talk but I'm [Ebm] not ballin' [Ab] my electric [Bbm] power.
The next [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ day [Ebm] I came [Fm] back to the [Bbm] embassy. _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] I [Bbm] was an early birdie, [Ebm] _ [Cm] I ain't [Bbm] birdie. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] Set his one mouth [Ebm] free, _ [Ab] let [Bbm] him in talk. _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] Don't forget [Ebm] _ [Ab] immigrants build [Bbm] this country. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] Out of half a [Ebm] people, me [Ab] they decided [Bbm] to pull over. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] He said come this way, [Ebm] you look like [Bb] somebody [Bbm] we a look for.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Bbm] Search in my bag, take [Bb] my shoes, run it to the [Bbm] computer. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _
[Ebm] Who feels it now, [Ab] say?
_ [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ I'm about to expose [Ab] it.
It's [Bbm] getting harder, harder [Ebm] to get across [Ab] the border.
[Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bbm] _ _
Harder [Ebm] to get across the [Ab] border to hit [F] the I-95.
[Ebm] _ _ _ [Bbm] I walk, I talk but I'm [Ebm] not ballin' [Ab] my electric [Bbm] power. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] I [Bbm] walk, I talk but [Ebm] I'm not [Fm] ballin' my electric [Bbm] power. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] I can doodle-doo, [Ebm] doodle-doo, [Fm] I am [Bbm] no rooster.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] Stop [Bbm] spinning me around [Ebm] like [Cm] I'm some [Bbm] roller coaster. _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] You make it [Ebm] seems _ [Ab] I'm [Bbm] the most wanted.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] Take me out of [Ebm] this room, [Ab] it's so [Bbm] scary and haunted.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] Jamaica, [Ebm] Jamaica, _ _ [Ab] I'm [Bbm] a teacher. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] I'm [Bbm] a singer, I'm an actor, [Ebm] _ [Ab] born entertainer.
[Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] You taking away [Ebm] my passport [Fm] and my visa. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Bbm] Sending me away, [Ebm] _ [Bb] back to [Bbm] Jamaica. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] It's [Bbm] getting harder, harder [Ebm] to get across the border.
[Bbm] _ _
Ain't no [Ebm] jive, _ [Cm] it's [Bbm] getting harder _ [Ebm] to get [Ab] across the border [Bbm] to hit the I [Ebm]-95.
[Ab] It's [Bbm] getting harder, harder [Ebm] to get across the [Ab] border.
_ _ [Bb]
Ain't no [Fm] jive, it's getting [Bbm] harder to [Ebm] get across the border to hit [F] the I-95.
_ _ [Bbm] I walk, I talk but [Ebm] I'm not ballin' my electric [Bbm] power. _
[Eb] I _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] walk, I talk but [Ebm] I'm not [Ab] ballin' my [Bbm] electric power. _
[Ebm] Discipline style, _ [Bbm] I was on my way [Ebm] to California.
I was in a car coming [Bbm] from Tijuana, [Ebm] Mexican [Ab] border.
[Bbm] I was there with a [Ebm] Mexican [Cm] who was a [Bbm] Pancho Villa.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] He said to me, do [Ebm] you want [Ab] burrito [Bbm] or hot sauce? _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Bb] _ [Bbm] I said, I've got to [Ebm] go, I've [Ab] got to go to [Bb] California. _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ Immigration [Ebm] officer, [Bb] let me [Bbm] pass the border.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Cm] _ [Bbm] Ain't no other show [Bb] in Los Angeles, _ [Bbm] California. _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [N] _