Chords for Eddie Noack - He's Getting Smaller (With Each Drink) (Wide World 1017) [1971]

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_ Oh, that girl is sure a beauty and that guy she's with has got to [G] be a beast.
They [A] just came into the bar and even sitting down he stands [D] above six feet.
_ And I'd surely like to meet her just to say hello would certainly [G] be nice.
_ [A] Hey waitress, fix another drink and this time how about [D] less ice.
They [G] say he makes a living splitting mighty trees in two with his [D] bare hands.
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[G] And his middle name is Tush Hog, I'd be crazy to take on that [A] kind of man. _ _
_ _ Cause [D] I'm a lover, not a fighter, I spend five foot nine at least when [G] I wear boots.
_ [A] Waitress, make the shot a double and if you don't mind just leave out [D] all that fruit.
She's [A] _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ smiling at me now and I can see she'd like to get rid of [G] that boy.
_ [A] Boy, I'll bet he changes faces and gets hairy when the moon is getting [D] full.
_ And while we're on the subject, foolish, what my drinks ain't been and [G] that's for sure.
You [A] can save yourself some trouble waitress if you leave the bottle on [D] the bar.
She [G] just looked into my eyes and smiled real big at me again and then [D] she winked. _ _ _ _
Bet [G] a little man could dazzle him and he shouldn't be no trouble too [A] I think.
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[D] Waitress, ask that lady what she'll have, give her anything and put it on [G] my tab.
He's getting [A] smaller with each drink and it just might be I could take him [D] down a dab.
He's [A] getting smaller with each drink and it just might be I could take him [D] down a dab. _ _
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