eBay - The Music Video (Weird Al Yankovic tribute) Chords

[F#] _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ [A] Yeah, _
[F#m] a _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ _
[F#m] used _ [D] pink [A] _ bathrobe, [F#m] a rare [D] _ mint snow [A] globe, a [F#m] Smurf _ [D] TV [A] tray [F#m] I _ bought [E] on [A] eBay.
My [F#m] house _ [D] is [A] filled with this [F#m] crap, _ [D] shows [A] up in [F#m] bubble wrap [D] _ most every [A] day.
What [F#m] I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
[D] Tell me why I need [E] another pet [F#m] rock.
Tell [D] me why I got that [E] Alf [F#m] alarm clock.
Tell [D] me why I bid on [E] Shatner's [A] old toupee.
[F#m] They had it [E] on [A] eBay.
[F#m] I buy _ [D] your _ [A] knickknack.
[F#m] Just check _ [D] my [A] feedback.
[F#m] A++, _ _ [D] they [A] all say [F#m] they love me. [E] On [A] eBay.
[D] Gonna buy a slightly [E] damaged golf [F#m] bag.
[D] _ Some beanie [E] baby's new, [F#m] it's tagged [D] from some guy.
I've never [E] met in [A] Norway. _
[F#m] Found him [C#] on eBay. _
[F#m] I am the type who [A] is liable to snipe you [D] with two seconds left to [Bm] go.
_ [E] _
[F#m] Got faith, alibis, [A] whatever will please ya, [D] as long as I've got [Bm] the dough.
[E] _
[D] I'll buy _ [C#m] your [F#m] tchotchkes.
Sell [D] me your [A] _ [F#m] watch please.
[D] I'll buy.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [Em] [D] I'm high as [E] bitter.
Junk keeps [F#] arriving in [G#m] the mail.
[E] From that worldwide [F#] _ [G#m] garage sale. _
[E] _ Pet droops of [F#] hazardous [B] trade. _
[G#m] _ I bought it [F#] on [B] eBay. _
[E] _ A Pac-Man [F#] fever [G#m] lunch box.
[E] _ A case of [F#] vintage [G#m] tube socks.
[E] Wanna buy a Kleenex [F#] used by [B] Dr.
Dre. _
[G#m] _ Found it [F#] on [B] eBay. _
[E] _ That Farrah [F#] Fawcett [G#m] poster. _
[E] _ There's dispensers [F#] and a _ [G#m] toaster.
[E] Don't know what kind of [F#] stuff you throw [B] away. _
[G#m] _ I'll buy [F#] on [B] eBay.
[G#m] What I bought [F#] on [B] eBay. _