Dysentery Gary Chords by Blink-182

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[D] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [A] _ _
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He's a fucking [D] weasel.
This is where my mind at.
Not a mega deal.
_ Cause I love your little notions.
You and your pig tails.
What a nice [A] creation.
With another night in [D] jail. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [D] He's a player, diarrhea gambler.
Trying to close her up with a listening to Slayer.
[G] I'm blind, it's Friday, Friday night.
[A] Hanging out with my mom's daughter.
I'm not a product, [G] I'm just sex.
I [D] lost the war, I'm giving up.
She found someone with plenty more.
_ Girls are [G] such a [D] drag.
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[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ So all you little ladies, you turned to the right [E] guy.
[G] You're coming through me [E]
maybe.
I'll tell you [D] lies. _ _ _
_ He's a fucking [Am] weasel.
[G] This is a river of my make.
Wanna make a deal?
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_ _ [D] He's a player, diarrhea gambler.
Trying to close her up with a listening to [G] Slayer.
I'm blind, it's Friday, Friday [A] night.
Hanging out with my mom's daughter.
I'm not a product, [G] I'm just sex.
[D] I lost the war, I'm giving up.
[G] She found someone [G] with plenty more.
I'm [D] not a product, I'm just sex. _
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[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] I lost the war, [D] I'm giving up.
[Bm] She found someone [G] with plenty more.
_ [A] I'm not a product, I'm just sex.
_ [D] I'm not a product, I'm just sex.
I'm not a product, I'm just sex.
I'm not a product, I'm just sex. _ _ _