Chords for Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' T.V.

[G] _ _ Preach a little [C] sermon now, friends.
Gather round.
_ _ If anyone met [G] us, they'd surely agree
We're proper as [C] any two people can be
We're clean cut, well [F] mannered, well dressed and polite
[G] But oh, if they see [C] us at night
[G] When we're [C] drinking and drugging [G] and watching TV
Eating cold pizza [C] and drinking iced tea
Just you and me [F] and the devil next to me
[G] Drinking and drugging and [C] watching TV
So _ _ you bring the chemicals, [G] I bring the wine
I fiddle with [C] yours and you diddle with mine
And drunken and [F] drugged we fall on our [G] backs
Naturally performing unnatural [C] [G] acts
Such [C] as drinking and [G] drugging and watching TV
Eating cold pizza and [C] drinking iced tea
Just you and me [F] and the devil next to me
[G] Drinking and drugging and watching [C] TV
In _ _ the flickering TV [G] light we're going to hell
Making love with the sound [C] off the PPTL
Jim Baker can see what [F] you're doing to me
[G] Drinking and drugging and watching [C] TV
[G] So stop [C] drinking, stop drugging, [G] stop watching TV
Stop eating cold pizza [C] and drinking iced tea
Stop living your life [F] _ degenerately
[G] Drinking and drugging and watching [C] TV
_ [G] Drinking and drugging and watching [C] TV _
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