Chords for DragonCon 2010 - Unknown Hinson (Let's Talk American)

_ _ _ _ Yeah, here we [D#] go.
That's it right there.
_ _ [N] _
Can you hear that?
_ Y _ 'all hear me alright today?
Can you hear me?
_ _ _ Yeah, _ _ _ [C#] I heard [A#] that first question of,
were [N] you sideburns?
You know, people ask me that all the time.
I know where'd your sideburns go, baby.
They're gone, you know.
_ I think I hear a monitor back here somewhere. _
_ _ Anyway, y'all like my new look?
Yeah!
_ But I feel like I should answer that question of,
were you sideburns? _
_ _ [G] That's like if she said she would shave hers,
I would shave mine.
[N] _ That worked out.
_ _ Y'all hear this?
Y'all doing okay?
Yeah!
[C#] _ _ _ _ I'm gonna do a couple [Gm] songs for you, is that alright?
[N] Yeah! _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ [G#m] _ _ _ [D#m] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [D#m] _ [G#] _ Let's talk [A#m] _
America
[C#] _ _ [F#] _ If we're gonna [C#] live as one _ _
If [G#m] you live in the USA
_ [C#]
[D#] Learn to [G#m] talk [A#] America _ _
[B] _ _ [F#] I bought my woman a vacuum cleaner [C#] for Christmas
But putting it [G#m] together was hell, I [F#] tell you this much
Inside the box there was a little old socket [C#m] wrench _
But the [G#] instructions was in German [F#] and French
_ I stopped into a convenience [G#m] market
_ [D#] One [G#m] morning before the work they [F#] started
I wanted to [B] buy some cheese crackers [A#m] and Coca-Cola
[G#m] _ [C#] But all the clerk [G#m] spoke was _ Espinola
[C#m] _ _ [G#] Let's talk [F#m] America
[C#] _ _ [D#m] _ If we're gonna live as [G#m] one
[C#] If you live [G#] in the USA
_ [C#] [B] Learn to [G#m] talk America
_ _ [F#] _
[B] I [F#] _ stopped into a hotel [C#] on the highway
[G#m] To [C#m] get some shut [G#m]-eye, then [F#] I'd be on my way
But as soon as I lay [C#] down my head
_ _ I felt [G#m]
something crawling [F#] in the bed
I jumped up and looked up [C#] to my desk
_ _ Fully intending [G#] to make a [F#] protest
I told the man these critters in [C#m] room number [G#m] 10A
He [C#] seemed confused and said, look, comprende _
Let's talk America
_ [C] _ [F#] _
If [D#m] we're [C#] gonna live as one _
If [G#m] you live in the USA _
_ [A#m] [G] Learn to [A#] talk America _
[F#] _ _ [B] I [F#] wrote a letter [E] to Congress [C#] up in Washington
I said this [G#m] country talks in [F#] way too many tongues
Why don't you pass [A#] a law [C#] that says one dialect
They said that would be [G#] politically [F#] [B] incorrect
[D#m] _ [Gm] Whatever that means
[G#m] [G#] Learn to talk [F#] America
_ _ _ If we're gonna [C#] live as one
_ If [G#m] you live in the USA
_ Then learn to talk [F#] America
Everybody come on, [G#] let's talk _ [G#m] America
[F#] _ _ _ One language for [D] everyone
[C#] _ We'll have better _ [G#m] communication
_ _ [C#] If [C#m] we all [F#] talk America _ _
If you live [G#m] in the USA
_ [C#]
Then learn [A#] to talk America
_ [C] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _