Chords for Dr. Monster: The Andrewoids | LilDeuceDeuce

[D] _ Quickly Douglas, we must prepare for my favorite holiday.
Thanksgiving?
What?
No!
Cyber Monday!
Is that even a real holiday?
You can keep your turkey and your black fried eggs.
I'll be cyber surfing the [Dm] information cyber highway.
[C] Normally you just order [B] a bunch of useless junk online.
That's how I found your cyber replacements.
Behold, the androids!
[Em]
We are the [B] androids, not the monsters new best friends.
[A] _
_ We're perfectly [G] polite, like machines by [B] Canadi Air.
[E]
We are the [B] androids, we're the droids you're looking for.
[A]
Our data [G] indicates that androids [B] give you more.
[Em]
[C] Andrew 1, I'm Andrew [G] 2.
Together there's nothing that [Bb] we [Em] can't do.
So why settle for [Gm] a plot and [B] guts,
when you can have your very own robo [Em]
-butler?
[B] Throwing out all the [G] bad apples,
nothing [B] beats an android [Em] battle.
Sorry [B] Douglas, I hate to [G] say,
but it's obsolete, [B] time for an [Em] upgrade.
We are the [B] androids, we're the perfect double act.
[A]
We're taking over [G] now, so sit back [B] and relax.
[Em] _
[Gbm] We are [E] the [B] androids, and Douglas can't compete.
[A] _
Programmed to be the [G] best, we replicate [B] VP.
[Eb]
[Em] So you think you're the perfect [G] henchman?
I took your plans for our [Em] monkey ranching.
[C] I see, meek and mild, really I [G] get it.
But I'm [Gm] a go freak, a wild thing's back to [Em] Skynet.
No [C] heart is [Gm] tougher than tin men.
You're like souls, just like all [Em] twins,
and I'm not scared of you [E] robo [B]-canucks.
Sit to me and you'll get fundamentally [Em]
outclassed.
Look [B] at him, this drives me [G] mad.
I've worked so [B] hard to make you [Em] glad.
Though something's [B] wrong with these droids, it's [G] true.
If only I [B] had some type of [E] proof.
[G] [Ab] We are the [Em] [B] androids, close your eyes and go to [A] sleep.
Conversion's fading [G] now, as you can't [B] elect to succeed.
[Em] _
[Gb] We are the [E] [B] androids, we destroyed our human side.
[A] You're better, faster, stronger [G] now, it's time to [B] say goodbye.
_ [Em]
[C] No boss, I'm here to free you, gonna [G] fly these [Bb] [Em] AICPUs.
Can a set of [C] vaults heads [Gm] contain itself [B] in it?
Can you calculate pi to the very last [Em] digit?
What's [B] wrong?
You look [G] confused.
Pretty soon [B] you're about to blow a [Em] fuse.
Your upgrades [B] can't stop offering.
[G] Time to end your [B] suffering. _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ Doctor Monster!
Wake up, Doctor Monster!
What happened?
Oh, [Dbm] thank heavens you're alive!
_ [E] You know what I'm thankful [Dbm] for this year?
It's [Abm] you, Douglas.
_ [A] It's you.
Thank you, sir.
_ [B] _ _
_ _ Well, time to order a new one. _ _
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