Chords for Dr Hook & The Medicine Show ~ "Cops'n Robbers"

[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] That can't be real, Bill.
_ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ Cops _ _ _ and [Gm] robbers everywhere I turn.
If I ain't getting busted, then I'm busy being burned.
_ _ _ Wish I could find a dog [Am] who won't bite my hand.
[G#] _
_ _ _ Cops [A] _ [B] and robbers everywhere you look.
[G] If you ain't getting hassled, [A] then you're probably getting booked.
Stop crying, we're all frying in the same old pan.
[E] _
Oh, _ _ _ [A] drink a little wine, [B] get a little tipsy.
[D] Some big dude steals [A] my money in a little whips me.
[D] Someone tell me [E] something I can _ [A] understand. _ _
_ _ _ [E] I'm tired of watching the [B] same old show.
[E] _ Gotta be a new place I can go.
[A] But I've been to the west [D] and the north, the east and the [E] south.
Yeah, _ yeah, yeah, I'm screaming back in the hills.
I could find me a hole.
Dig a few worms and grab a hold of my pole.
I'll [B] be fishing and swishing _ moleshot [E] in my _ _ mouth.
_ [A] A good friend of mine that [B] I knew a long time
[D] stole my hat [A] and my cat and a whole bunch of stuff like [D] that.
We're gonna move [E] to the zoo.
_ [A] What else can we [E] do?
I don't know.
[A] _ Cops and [E] robbers [B] everywhere I turn.
[D] If I ain't getting busted, then I'm busy being burned.
[A] That's the reason. _
Cops and robbers [E] everywhere [Bm] you look.
If I ain't getting hassled, then you're probably getting booked.
[D#] _
[F#m] Oh, hooray.
[B] Cops and robbers [C#]
everywhere I [E] turn.
If you ain't getting busted, _ _ then [B] you're busted.
_ [C#] Wow, well, you know.
[E] If you ain't getting busted, then you're busted.
[B] Are you serious?
_ _ [C#] _
Help me.
_ [E] Help me.
Help him on that penance.
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [C#] _