Chords for Dr Hook Cover of the Rolling Stone Live

_ _ _ _ _ _ You made me blow it all again!
Well, we big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we're loved everywhere [E] we go.
We sing about beauty and we sing about true fashion at ten [A] thousand dollars a shoe.
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrill, but the thrill we [D] never know.
[E] It's a thrill that'll get you if you get your picture on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone.
Rolling [E] Stone.
Wanna see my picture on the cover.
Rolling Stone.
Wanna buy five copies for [E] my phone.
Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my style and [D] date on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone.
_ You get on with a little [A] bit of sex.
If we could just try a little bit of sex.
_ That's sexy.
That's beautiful.
Go ahead, George!
I got a pinky old lady named McCold and Gaty who have broadery [E] zone than you.
I got my poor old gray haired dick driving my [A] limousine.
Now it's all a desire to blow our minds, but our minds won't really [D] be blown.
[E] Like a blow that'll get you when you get your picture on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone.
[E] Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my picture on the cover.
[A] Rolling Stone.
Wanna buy five copies for my [E] mother.
Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my smile and date [D] on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone. _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Make a big time, you gotta rock [A] and roll. _ _
We got a lot of little teenage blue eyed groupies who'll do [B] anything [E] you say.
We got a genuine Indian guru who's teaching us [A] a better way.
We got all the friends money can buy so we never have to [D] be alone.
[E] And we keep getting richer but we can't get our picture on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone.
[E] Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my picture on the cover.
Rolling Stone.
Wanna buy five copies for [E] my mother.
Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my smile and date [D] on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone.
[D] On the cover of the [E] Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my picture on the cover.
[A] Rolling Stone.
Buy five copies for my [E] mother.
Rolling Stone.
Wanna see my smile and date [D] on the cover of the [A] Rolling Stone.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _
Okay, the fantastic Dr.
Hook in the medicine show.
Let me jump in here so everybody can_
Take the picture.
Snap it.
What picture?
This one.
Take it.
Snap it.
How do we look?
I don't know, I can't see a monitor.
Why don't you tell them who you are.
I know, they might not know.
This is Dennis.
You already told them.
You blew my whole life.
And you are?
Yes.
Dr.
Hook.
Right?
_ This is a test.
This is a test.
Okay.
What is your last name, Ray?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm ready.
You're ready for what?
You're up for the interview, is that it?
That's it.
Okay.
It was a good game. _
Who won?
Pinch your cheeks.
Pinch your cheeks.
Pinch your cheeks, you're on television.
Ow.
You have to do that.
Let's_
Look at this.
Another beard, right?
Look at this.
He's got you beat.
Pinch your cheeks.
All right, now that we've gone through the beard number.
What?
Let me ask you a question.
Who wrote this?
Let's do something.
Who wrote the tune?
Which one?
Which [Bb] one?
Pay attention.
Which tune?
You just did 50 of them.
The Stoss Bankal Banner.
Who wrote the Stoss Bankal Banner for $50?
The last one.
No.
The big one.
The big one.
Oh, the Recovery Rollers song?
Yeah.
Shel Silverstein.
Right, he writes most of your material, right?
Yeah, he does.
He's nuts.
Don't let him hear me say that.
That's right.
Shel.
If you're watching this, don't.
I'm sorry.
He wrote the new record, too, right?
Yeah.
What is the new one called?
I don't know.
How do I know?
You don't.
Shel.
That's right.
Huh?
It's called Shel?
_ _ Hey, this is really good.
Oh, I like this.
It was better on radio.
I thought we was going to have [N] chairs like the Dick Abbott show.
Chairs?
Sure, sitting around, smoking cigarettes, drinking water.
Have you all been on the Dick Abbott show?
Never, but I know they drink water.
I smell it.
What other television shows have you been on?
Tell me about when you were on Dick Clark.
Oh.
_ _ _ _ Well, we was on Dick Clark.
Keep going.
Do you remember anything?
We was on Dick Clark.
They made us lip sync.
Thank you, but not letting us lip sync.
We don't let anybody lip sync.
We lip sync pretty good.
You do?
What? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
What was that?
I was cooking in the back of my mind.
You were cooking?
_ I'm burning.
This is a good interview, man.
It certainly is.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you something that we can get out of this.
How did you come up with the name Dr.
Hook in the medicine show?
George!
George!
Come here, George.
We haven't even talked to George.
George!
He keeps on making us struggle with the idea.
George.
He's the one that does it.
All right, how did we come up with the name?
We was working in this bar in New Jersey.
We just met old Dennis, me and Ray, and the guy who owned the bar needed a name, you know,
so we had to come up with a name real quick.
So I wrote one out and said, here, try this, and he liked it and put it up on a big sign out front.
Since then, that's been our name.
Were you called Peter Pan or something before that?
Peter Pan.
Or Dr.
Hook?
We were called the unknowns.
No secrets, George.
Don't tell him no secrets.
George was mumbling a little bit there.
What was you asking him?
Dirty stuff?
No, I was asking him how did you all come up with_
How come every time I touch this you hear that_
_ _ _ All right, well it's been a fantastic interview.
It's all good.
No, it's not.
We don't even know anything.
You don't even know anything?
I mean, you know.
All right, where are you all from?
Let's go through that.
You all sound like you come from the South.
Jay's from New Jersey.
New Jersey, huh?
[E] _ _ _ _ I'm from New Jersey also.
All right, I appreciate you coming by.
All the way from New Jersey, boy, that was a long walk.
No, but you came by way of Washington.
Right. _ _ _
All right, I want to thank you all again.
And I look for the new one, Gertrude DeGruppi. Right.
[Bb] Don't sing it, don't steal it.
And you all are on the cover of Rolling Stone now.
Hey, congratulations, you all finally made that.
It's okay, it's over now.
It's over.
Our career's over.
Why is your career over?
Where can it go from here?
We made the cover of Rolling Stone.
We sold 10 or 20 records.
We made a couple of fans.
We sold a couple of_
It's over, believe me.
Don't make me explain it, but I know we're going downhill.
_ All right, I wouldn't say that.
I definitely wouldn't say that.
What do you want to do now?
All right, they want us to roll.
So we're going to say thank you for coming.
Dr.
Hook.
Say goodnight.
Goodnight.
That's it, goodnight.
See you all. _ _ _ _
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